Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 By my count, I have 9,078 posts on this most convivial of message boards. As one who attempts in earnest to plan major events in advance to avoid unnecessary confusion and embarrassment, I wish to alert you all that I am rapidly approaching the 10,000 post milestone. Though something special should be organized to celebrate this momentous occasion--a catered affair rife with creative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I WIN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 So who will be first? Borgo to 10,000, or Tabor to 7,000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I WIN!!!! What? A free ticket to the Borgoguy Day festivities? Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Man, this is incredibly sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Man, this is incredibly sad. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 What? A free ticket to the Borgoguy Day festivities? Congratulations! No freebies. Max and the Yankees have agreed to give a portion of the gate--there is some talk about 5-15% of the net, but nothing is in stone--to the Asian Sapphic Institute in Phuket, Thailand, of which I am a current board member. I'll have details in the coming weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 By my count, I have 9,078 posts on this most convivial of message boards. As one who attempts in earnest to plan major events in advance to avoid unnecessary confusion and embarrassment, I wish to alert you all that I am rapidly approaching the 10,000 post milestone. Though something special should be organized to celebrate this momentous occasion--a catered affair rife with creative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Good Gawd you're worse than Bob. BTW, You've still got aways to go. I don't want anyone embarrassed by not knowing about the event and finding themselves empty handed at the gift presentation ceremony that Thor is planning. Plus, attending the festivities may require some posters to make travel plans. You know that the best deals are booked in advance, TJ. Come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 No freebies. Max and the Yankees have agreed to give a portion of the gate--there is some talk about 5-15% of the net, but nothing is in stone--to the Asian Sapphic Institute in Phuket, Thailand, of which I am a current board member. I'll have details in the coming weeks. Hard luck Gagoots, guess you don't win in this thread either. You must be getting used to to it, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 I hope this will not be viewed as presumptuous on my part, but I have taken the liberty of interviewing several candidates for my attendants/personal valets for the opening ceremonies. As I understand it from the event coordinator, I will be ritually bathed, dressed in robes made of the finest ermine, and festooned with jewels provided by event sponsor, DeBeers. I know they are plain looking, but their bathing skills are unrivaled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 More candidates: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 I'm in. Modesty precludes me from asking Max about the status of the festival planning. I'll leave this in your capable hands, Arsis. If you do talk to him, make sure he doesn't cheap out on the food, wine, and table settings. I'm an important man with associated style and grace. I will not be embarrassed by that simpleton. There better be beverages worthy of my standing--Bordeaux, Barolo, Cote du Rhone, etc.--or there will be hell to pay, trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Modesty precludes me from asking Max about the status of the festival planning. I'll leave this in your capable hands, Arsis. If you do talk to him, make sure he doesn't cheap out on the food, wine, and table settings. I'm an important man with associated style and grace. I will not be embarrassed by that simpleton. There better be beverages worthy of my standing--Bordeaux, Barolo, Cote du Rhone, etc.--or there will be hell to pay, trust me. You worry about the wine I'll be over here ****ing the Asian chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 You worry about the wine I'll be over here ****ing the Asian chicks. One cannot accomplish both? You shock me with your naivete, Arsis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 You worry about the wine I'll be over here ****ing the Asian chicks. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 +1 There will be no f**king of Asian chicks until I'm properly bathed, and honored. What heathens. A guy reaches a plateau only few have ever even dreamed of attaining, and they don't see the man's blinding radiance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 congrats Borgo! you will soon be in the company of Elite Posters like ECURB, Max, Blackout and IrishJet. Remember us humans when you get to the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 congrats Borgo! you will soon be in the company of Elite Posters like ECURB, Max, Blackout and IrishJet. Remember us humans when you get to the top. I am never too high and mighty to remember the "little people". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 One cannot accomplish both? You shock me with your naivete, Arsis. I don't drink so I will be getting a head start on the Asians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I don't drink so I will be getting a head start on the Asians. I drink but I will be getting the "head" start on the asians too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 By my count, I have 9,078 posts on this most convivial of message boards. As one who attempts in earnest to plan major events in advance to avoid unnecessary confusion and embarrassment, I wish to alert you all that I am rapidly approaching the 10,000 post milestone. Though something special should be organized to celebrate this momentous occasion--a catered affair rife with creative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I drink but I will be getting the "head" start on the asians too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 No freebies. Max and the Yankees have agreed to give a portion of the gate--there is some talk about 5-15% of the net, but nothing is in stone--to the Asian Sapphic Institute in Phuket, Thailand, of which I am a current board member. I'll have details in the coming weeks. You KNOW of course I'm going to look this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 i'm glad u enjoyed it sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I am never too high and mighty to remember the "little people". How very gracious of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 i'm glad u enjoyed it sir I was going to rep you for it but it said I've repped you too much and need to spread it around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I would never dream of lessening this momentous occasion with such trivialry But, what about the ****ing buffet? Asian girls, robes, whine, jewels and of course the embodiment of all that is eclectic and wondrous about the interwebs, Boroguy. But what about the food? Will this be like international fair, country potluck style, ballpark food, tailgate food, chinese food, Italian food, Tai food, beach food, wedding food, funeral food, or any other wondrous calorie laden fair. Other than that ,,, best of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I was going to rep you for it but it said I've repped you too much and need to spread it around. dont encourage me. I'm an epidemic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I would never dream of lessening this momentous occasion with such trivialry But, what about the ****ing buffet? Asian girls, robes, whine, jewels and of course the embodiment of all that is eclectic and wondrous about the interwebs, Boroguy. But what about the food? Will this be like international fair, country potluck style, ballpark food, tailgate food, chinese food, Italian food, Tai food, beach food, wedding food, funeral food, or any other wondrous calorie laden fair. Other than that ,,, best of luck. All you can eat Asian "food" for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 All you can eat Asian "food" for me. Y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 I agree completely. If this site (JetNation.com) can survive 10,000 of your posts it is a great sign. Most sites couldn't survive such a series of events. But we are closing in on 9,100 and still going strong. It takes a great man to recognize another of such greatness. Thank you, Max, for your 20/20 vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagoots Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Can a mod PLEEEEEASSSSEEEE suspend his account or reset his post count at 9.999? How awesome would that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Can a mod PLEEEEEASSSSEEEE suspend his account or reset his post count at 9.999? How awesome would that be? 9.999? What the hell is .999 of a post. Wouldn't we just round up. Or does that mean he's missing some punctuation or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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