Otter Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Brady flips kayak, rescued from Charles River 'It was more embarrassment than real danger,' specatator says of mishap NBCSports.com news services updated 1:55 p.m. ET, Tues., June 9, 2009 Tom Brady had to be rescued from the Charles River after flipping his kayak on Sunday, the Boston Herald reported Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm sure he played it up to get some mouth-to-mouth from the "launch" guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I guess this means Brady will never play for the Dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I guess this means Brady will never play for the Dolphins. womp womp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetfan13 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 F'ing launch guy should have pushed him under deeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Why did the guy rescue him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 :rl: You can't make up crap this funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Further proof that he likes it on the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Maybe now he'll realize that jamming the paddle in his bunghole dangerously shifts the center of gravity on a kayak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donboyO Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Rumors are swirling that the launch guy failed to save the gerbil RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 That kayak must have been made in New Jersey. Piece of junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I would kill to suck Tom Brady. I don't really see what that has to do with this thread but thanks for sharing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 all Brady had to do was open his mouth and swallow, he's done it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Too bad the Charles River isnt a cesspool anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 That kayak must have been made in New Jersey. Piece of junk. Best you could come up with huh? You really brought the weak sauce on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I don't really see what that has to do with this thread but thanks for sharing? Quoting someone and then editing their quote is weak. I've noticed you do that all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Best you could come up with huh? You really brought the weak sauce on that one. PatriotReign brings nothing but weak sauce, every post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 PatriotReign brings nothing but weak sauce, every post. weak sauce? Wow. That's awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Klecko, you are a wonderful poster and a fine and welcome addition to JN. Why thank you Gainzo. That means a lot to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 That's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Why thank you Gainzo. I love men and would like to ask you out for a romantic dinner and then we could go back to my place. BTW: I'm a bottom I don't have a problem with your lifestyle but doing dudes isn't my thing. I hope we can still remain internet friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I don't have a problem with your lifestyle but doing dudes isn't my thing. I hope we can still remain internet friends. Weak sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Quoting someone and then editing their quote is weak. I've noticed you do that all the time. I have noticed that as well. It's a sign of weakness, lack of imagination and an indication that even he knows he's full of pooh-pooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Figures, while Jets are out there saving people and protecting the waters, Patriots are wasting everyone's time with things like not being able to operate a simple kayak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I don't have a problem with your lifestyle but doing dudes isn't my thing. I hope we can still remain internet friends. That was weak. Let me show you how it's done. I am sitting in my own feces eating spaghetti as I type this! Dude, what the ****!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 PatriotReign brings nothing but weak sauce, every post. At least my Daddy never yelled at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I have noticed that as well. It's a sign of weakness, lack of imagination and an indication that even he knows he's full of pooh-pooh. All the traits of a dooshbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I am a dooshbag. Well, at least he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 At least my Daddy never yelled at me Screw you. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Well, at least he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasonJet Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm guessing you came up with the recipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Face down, ass up, that's the way Tom likes to ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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