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This is easy!

ME!!!

Wrong.

Agreed.:hipp:

I <3 U.

That depends, which is the "me" that bangs the fat chicks?

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If the question was "who is the most likely JN member to eat copious amounts of cured meats from a trough", then I have no objection to your statement.

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So back to the point here,

seriously, who's better

Im an amazing specimen of the human race. Funny, witty, handsome, brilliant, atheletic, great in the sack, sexy, strong, compassionate, moral, ethical.

Im damn near perfect, so who is better me or me?

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So back to the point here,

seriously, who's better

Im an amazing specimen of the human race. Funny, witty, handsome, brilliant, atheletic, great in the sack, sexy, strong, compassionate, moral, ethical.

Im damn near perfect, so who is better me or me?

Wouldn't attractive women want you if that were the case?

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Please dont' kill me.

Emo Crusher

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Alot of truth to that. $9 Sundays @ Old Country Buffet probably saved me more jail time than the fag at anger management class. I told him more than once that the crispy chicken and gravy may have just saved his life.

but I digress. JiF is Teh Awesome.

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So back to the point here,

seriously, who's better

Im an amazing specimen of the human race. Funny, witty, handsome, brilliant, atheletic, great in the sack, sexy, strong, compassionate, moral, ethical.

Im damn near perfect, so who is better me or me?

In the land of Fat Tai chicks you would be king.

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Wouldn't attractive women want you if that were the case?

Rutgers? Just because a young lady weighs slightley more than her sub compact car makes her unattractive?

It doesn't, you should come off your high horse and realize that the only thing that would make her is late for work.

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In the land of Fat Tai chicks you would be king.

That was fun while it lasted.

Me?

Me lacks imagination and according to Max, "it is like f'ing a corpse....with the smell of rotted flesh."

Max is dumb. Me is very imaginative.

Rutgers? Just because a young lady weighs slightley more than her sub compact car makes her unattractive?

It doesn't, you should come off your high horse and realize that the only thing that would make her is late for work.

QFT

you definitely give the best head

Gross, but I am sure if I did, I would.

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So back to the point here,

seriously, who's better

Im an amazing specimen of the human race. Funny, witty, handsome, brilliant, atheletic, great in the sack, sexy, strong, compassionate, moral, ethical.

Im damn near perfect, so who is better me or me?

C:\Run "bullsh!t translator"

Enter

Decoding.....

Working.....

Please be patient....

Result:

Original Input- Im an amazing specimen of the human race. Funny, witty, handsome, brilliant, atheletic, great in the sack, sexy, strong, compassionate, moral, ethical.

Translation- I am a self loathing specimen who attracts fatties, wants to make love to Tim Tebow and hang out with guys like Klecko to bring up my own self esteem. And I have a small peniz.

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C:\Run "bullsh!t translator"

Enter

Decoding.....

Working.....

Please be patient....

Result:

Original Input- Im an amazing specimen of the human race. Funny, witty, handsome, brilliant, atheletic, great in the sack, sexy, strong, compassionate, moral, ethical.

Translation- I am a self loathing specimen who attracts fatties, wants to make love to Tim Tebow and hang out with guys like Klecko to bring up my own self esteem. And I have a small peniz.

So your answer is me?

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