RutgersJetFan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 This is where you are mistaken. Let's see, you're a middle-aged single man who must have a high paying job since it affords you so much internet time, attracts a ton of fat chicks, and hangs out with Klecko. Right. I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'm probably on the money. Unless of course, you're stuck in some sort of John Nash-like paradoxical world where gorgeous women fight their way through the surplus of lard and bacon grease-filled tubs o' fun to chug Pabst with you and Kleck, in which case I sincerely apologize, and fully encourage you to keep living the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Discuss is definitely better. Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Let's see, you're a middle-aged single man who must have a high paying job since it affords you so much internet time, attracts a ton of fat chicks, and hangs out with Klecko. Right. I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'm probably on the money. Unless of course, you're stuck in some sort of John Nash-like paradoxical world where gorgeous women fight their way through the surplus of lard and bacon grease-filled tubs o' fun to chug Pabst with you and Kleck, in which case I sincerely apologize, and fully encourage you to keep living the dream. Maybe it's the way the Kleck consumes his ribs that draw in the ladies... like tractor beam of hotness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Maybe it's the way the Kleck consumes his ribs that draw in the ladies... like tractor beam of hotness. That's entirely possible. Nothing attracts the ladies like crusted BBQ sauce and el essence de McGriddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 That's entirely possible. Nothing attracts the ladies like crusted BBQ sauce and el essence de McGriddle. I think it also has to do with the fact that the observe the level of ferocity he attacks and consumes the ribs at, it convinces the ladies that he will do that to them. Thus, JiF is only left with Klecks scraps, and although they may be attractive, it's still Klecks sloppy seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Me playing you. You take it in the pooper. Let's see, you're a middle-aged single man who must have a high paying job since it affords you so much internet time, attracts a ton of fat chicks, and hangs out with Klecko. Right. I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'm probably on the money. Unless of course, you're stuck in some sort of John Nash-like paradoxical world where gorgeous women fight their way through the surplus of lard and bacon grease-filled tubs o' fun to chug Pabst with you and Kleck, in which case I sincerely apologize, and fully encourage you to keep living the dream. Middle aged? Jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 That's entirely possible. Nothing attracts the ladies like crusted BBQ sauce and el essence de McGriddle. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Let's see, you're a middle-aged single man who must have a high paying job since it affords you so much internet time, attracts a ton of fat chicks, and hangs out with Klecko. Right. I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'm probably on the money. Maybe he's like a pudgy chick who hangs out with real fatties to make herself seem thinner.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Maybe he's like a pudgy chick who hangs out with real fatties to make herself seem thinner.. Yea, see my friends and I decided girls usually hang out in the following packs: -Pretty girls with the one fat friend, to show they have compassion, we referred to her as "The Grenade" -The pretty girl who hangs out with mediocre-ugly chicks so she can be that much prettier. Which sucks cause if you're "just friends" with that girl she wants to set you up with her hideous friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Let's see, you're a middle-aged single man who must have a high paying job since it affords you so much internet time, attracts a ton of fat chicks, and hangs out with Klecko. Right. I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'm probably on the money. Unless of course, you're stuck in some sort of John Nash-like paradoxical world where gorgeous women fight their way through the surplus of lard and bacon grease-filled tubs o' fun to chug Pabst with you and Kleck, in which case I sincerely apologize, and fully encourage you to keep living the dream. This coming from the know-it-all arrogant musical snob who claims he gets laid way often than anyone with 30,000 posts on one message board could possibly get laid in three lifetimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Maybe it's the way the Kleck consumes his ribs that draw in the ladies... like tractor beam of hotness. Surprisingly, this is way more true than you might think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Here's what I don't get. I start a thread about me and I understandably get crushed. JiF starts a thread about himself and I get crushed. WTF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Here's what I don't get. I start a thread about me and I understandably get crushed. JiF starts a thread about himself and I get crushed. WTF!!!! Stop Hijacking threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Maybe he's like a pudgy chick who hangs out with real fatties to make herself seem thinner.. Ah yes, the Barbara. Also known as a dream girl in the state of Wisconsin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Yea, see my friends and I decided girls usually hang out in the following packs: -Pretty girls with the one fat friend, to show they have compassion, we referred to her as "The Grenade" -The pretty girl who hangs out with mediocre-ugly chicks so she can be that much prettier. Which sucks cause if you're "just friends" with that girl she wants to set you up with her hideous friends. Depends, there's also Woo-girls, who rarely have an unattractive member in the pack, yet all have low self-esteem and make for mind-numbing conversation. Yet, Vegas just wouldn't be the same without them. God bless them. God bless them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Stop Hijacking threads. +1 freaken attention ho'ing ape-aardvark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Depends, there's also Woo-girls, who rarely have an unattractive member in the pack, yet all have low self-esteem and make for mind-numbing conversation. Yet, Vegas just wouldn't be the same without them. God bless them. God bless them all. Damnit... I never got to experience this, as I've never been to Vegas. Those are the girls you don't drink to make the pretty, you drink to make them interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 This coming from the know-it-all arrogant musical snob who claims he gets laid way often than anyone with 30,000 posts on one message board could possibly get laid in three lifetimes. When picking up girls doesn't involve a club, a cave and a vile of choloroform you find there's time left in the day for things other then "hunting" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Damnit... I never got to experience this, as I've never been to Vegas. Those are the girls you don't drink to make the pretty, you drink to make them interesting. Girls in Vegas are unbelieavable. Especially on weekends when all the LA hotties fly in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Damnit... I never got to experience this, as I've never been to Vegas. Those are the girls you don't drink to make the pretty, you drink to make them interesting. Whether or not he has isn't really relevant to the fact that he stole that sentiment from How I Met Your Mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Girls in Vegas are unbelieavable. Especially on weekends when all the LA hotties fly in.. Seriously, if you can't hook up in Vegas with little to no effort (without paying for it), then you might as well kill yourself. I have only been back there once since getting married, with my wife, and it was to play in a poker tournament. I still love Vegas, but without being able to take advantage of the nightlife, I feel like a vegan at at steakhouse. It's just not the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Girls in Vegas are unbelieavable. Especially on weekends when all the LA hotties fly in.. Damnit, I fail at life for never going. Whether or not he has isn't really relevant to the fact that he stole that sentiment from How I Met Your Mother. I have never seen that show, perhaps another example of my life FAIL Seriously, if you can't hook up in Vegas with little to no effort (without paying for it), then you might as well kill yourself. I have only been back there once since getting married, with my wife, and it was to play in a poker tournament. I still love Vegas, but without being able to take advantage of the nightlife, I feel like a vegan at at steakhouse. It's just not the same. So I guess I should tell my wife I'm not interested in going then right? She keeps insisting it'll be a lot of fun, but I dont' feel like getting blue balls from staring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 So I guess I should tell my wife I'm not interested in going then right? She keeps insisting it'll be a lot of fun, but I dont' feel like getting blue balls from staring. The difference is that I have been there 5 times as a single man, so I know what could be, first-hand. However, I'm not saying that it's not a good time otherwise, because the restaurants, gambling, shows, pools, etc. are great. If you stay out of the clubs, it won't be so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 The difference is that I have been there 5 times as a single man, so I know what could be, first-hand. However, I'm not saying that it's not a good time otherwise, because the restaurants, gambling, shows, pools, etc. are great. If you stay out of the clubs, it won't be so bad. I thank you for the advice, I guess in this case, ignorance is bliss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I thank you for the advice, I guess in this case, ignorance is bliss. Dude when I said unbelieavable I meant it. It's insane who many hot women there are all over the place. Insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Dude when I said unbelieavable I meant it. It's insane who many hot women there are all over the place. Insane. I love my wife... I love my wife. I'll just envision getting it on with the mooseknuckle lady Crusher posted in that cameltoe thread. So to sum it all, up, what's better then JiF is VEGAS. And hot women, so JB wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Me or Me? Discuss. I think the 2nd me is. Just a gut feeling here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Damnit... I never got to experience this, as I've never been to Vegas. Those are the girls you don't drink to make the pretty, you drink to make them interesting. As far as I'm concerned, Vegas is mandatory for bachelor parties. Whenever one of my buddies is getting married and announces that we're going to AC, I always get so disappointed. You simply can't beat being a single guy on vacation in Vegas with your boys, it's not possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Me? Wrong. Me! I love my wife... I love my wife. I'll just envision getting it on with the mooseknuckle lady Crusher posted in that cameltoe thread. So to sum it all, up, what's better then JiF is VEGAS. And hot women, so JB wins. Wrong. Me! I think the 2nd me is. Just a gut feeling here. Wrong. Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Whether or not he has isn't really relevant to the fact that he stole that sentiment from How I Met Your Mother. Who would woo Lily? Would you? Would YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Worst choices EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Worst choices EVER. Wrong. You or You would have been the worst ever. You cant go wrong with Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I love my wife... I love my wife. I'll just envision getting it on with the mooseknuckle lady Crusher posted in that cameltoe thread. So to sum it all, up, what's better then JiF is VEGAS. And hot women, so JB wins. Wait what happened to my thread i forgot i started that thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Wrong. You or You would have been the worst ever. You cant go wrong with Me! This thread is even worse the Borgo's Verde thread. For that you = teh epik loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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