Lil Bit Special Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/2009/06/16/20090616abrk-carsuicide.html A 27-year-old Mesa man drove through the wall of a Chandler home and ended up in the pool after an apparent suicide attempt Tuesday morning, Chandler Police [spokesman Sgt. Joe Favazzo said. The man positioned a 24-inch sword through the steering wheel and tied it in place with a T-shirt. Favazzo said when he drove through the wall, the airbag deployed and bent the sword. The car broke through the fence and crashed into the pool, but he got himself out. The man was transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, including a cut in the neck from the sword, said Favazzo. It is unknown whether he will be charged with any crimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I wanna punch this guy in his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiLMiCKMANTLE Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 people who come up with these crazy ways to kill themselves really dont wanna die. they are just looking for attention. if he really wanted to die he would of just jumped off a building or something like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I wanna punch this guy in his face. Why? Was it your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Why? Was it your house? He's an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 people who come up with these crazy ways to kill themselves really dont wanna die. they are just looking for attention. if he really wanted to die he would of just jumped off a building or something like that... Or maybe he could have stabbed himself. You know who I blame? Those stupid flamboyant Batman villians. All those years of waiting for those two caped homo's to finally get crushed by the giant ball, set on fire by a laser, or stampled to death by a herd of crazed catlle has truned us into a society who just can't kill ourselves without all the fancy spancyness. DAMN YOU RIDDLER, PENGUIN, JOKER, KING TUT, Mr. FREEZE, AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT. OH YEAH THE JAMES BOND VILLIANS AREN'T MUCH BETTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Why? Was it your house? HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA 10 points for creativity 3 points for execution - a trip to the hospital means there was a chance at saving him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 He's an idiot. Sorry about your house bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA 10 points for creativity 3 points for execution - a trip to the hospital means there was a chance at saving him. Chill dude, that was Ghost house. Not sure it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Sorry about your house bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GangGreen Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 people who come up with these crazy ways to kill themselves really dont wanna die. they are just looking for attention. if he really wanted to die he would of just jumped off a building or something like that... This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Or maybe he could have stabbed himself. You know who I blame? Those stupid flamboyant Batman villians. All those years of waiting for those two caped homo's to finally get crushed by the giant ball, set on fire by a laser, or stampled to death by a herd of crazed catlle has truned us into a society who just can't kill ourselves without all the fancy spancyness. DAMN YOU RIDDLER, PENGUIN, JOKER, KING TUT, Mr. FREEZE, AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT. OH YEAH THE JAMES BOND VILLIANS AREN'T MUCH BETTER I dunno, the Japanese engineer guy who wired the microwave oven to operate with the door still open, then stuck his head in - that was pretty clever, and effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I dunno, the Japanese engineer guy who wired the microwave oven to operate with the door still open, then stuck his head in - that was pretty clever, and effective. He was an engineer, a pro, and Asian. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I dunno, the Japanese engineer guy who wired the microwave oven to operate with the door still open, then stuck his head in - that was pretty clever, and effective. That's going out with a bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 He was an engineer, a pro, and Asian. Nuff said. You could've just said that he's Asian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 That's going out with a bang. Actually it would be a slow sorta sizzle with an occasional popping of gray matter and bubbling of cerebral spinal fluid. Unless of course his head eventually exploded like this egg I once did this experiment with. Then you would be correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Meth is a helluva drug.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 That's going out with a bang. so did we do a better job keeping things interesting and fun for you today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 so did we do a better job keeping things interesting and fun for you today? Slightly better, yessir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Slightly better, yessir! thats all i ask for... slightly better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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