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http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/2009/06/16/20090616abrk-carsuicide.html

A 27-year-old Mesa man drove through the wall of a Chandler home and ended up in the pool after an apparent suicide attempt Tuesday morning, Chandler Police [spokesman Sgt. Joe Favazzo said.

The man positioned a 24-inch sword through the steering wheel and tied it in place with a T-shirt. Favazzo said when he drove through the wall, the airbag deployed and bent the sword.

The car broke through the fence and crashed into the pool, but he got himself out.

The man was transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, including a cut in the neck from the sword, said Favazzo.

It is unknown whether he will be charged with any crimes.

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people who come up with these crazy ways to kill themselves really dont wanna die. they are just looking for attention. if he really wanted to die he would of just jumped off a building or something like that...

Or maybe he could have stabbed himself.

You know who I blame? Those stupid flamboyant Batman villians. All those years of waiting for those two caped homo's to finally get crushed by the giant ball, set on fire by a laser, or stampled to death by a herd of crazed catlle has truned us into a society who just can't kill ourselves without all the fancy spancyness.

DAMN YOU RIDDLER, PENGUIN, JOKER, KING TUT, Mr. FREEZE, AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT.

OH YEAH THE JAMES BOND VILLIANS AREN'T MUCH BETTER

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Or maybe he could have stabbed himself.

You know who I blame? Those stupid flamboyant Batman villians. All those years of waiting for those two caped homo's to finally get crushed by the giant ball, set on fire by a laser, or stampled to death by a herd of crazed catlle has truned us into a society who just can't kill ourselves without all the fancy spancyness.

DAMN YOU RIDDLER, PENGUIN, JOKER, KING TUT, Mr. FREEZE, AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT.

OH YEAH THE JAMES BOND VILLIANS AREN'T MUCH BETTER

I dunno, the Japanese engineer guy who wired the microwave oven to operate with the door still open, then stuck his head in - that was pretty clever, and effective.

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That's going out with a bang.

Actually it would be a slow sorta sizzle with an occasional popping of gray matter and bubbling of cerebral spinal fluid.

Unless of course his head eventually exploded like this egg I once did this experiment with. Then you would be correct.

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