JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 At just about everything in life and life just in general... but specifically, I am better than anyone here at Ping Pong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 No, you're not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 im the **** of the earth so its not that hard to be better then me at anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 No, you're not! Promise im the **** of the earth so its not that hard to be better then me at anything This made laugh hysterically!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 This made laugh hysterically!!! why would laugh get hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 At just about everything in life and life just in general... but specifically, I am better than anyone here at Ping Pong. No, you're not, because my wife would pwn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the diagnostic classification system used in the United States, as "a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy." The narcissist is described as turning inward for gratification rather than depending on others, and as being excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, and prestige. Narcissistic personality disorder is closely linked to self-centeredness. It is also colloquially referred to as "the god complex". DSM IV-TR criteria A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: has a grandiose sense of self-importance is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love believes that he or she is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, people (or institutions) who are also "special" or of high status. requires excessive admiration has a sense of entitlement is interpersonally exploitative lacks empathy is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes I'm giving you 6 of 9 for now, with the other 3 being very likely. Either way, good for a diagnosis. Let me know if you need any recommendations from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 No, you're not, because my wife would pwn you. I am slightly intimidated by her Asian decent, but I am pretty damn good and I sleep with a lot of Asians...so... I bet I could whip her ass in basketball or anyone on this site for that matter. Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the diagnostic classification system used in the United States, as "a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy." The narcissist is described as turning inward for gratification rather than depending on others, and as being excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, and prestige. Narcissistic personality disorder is closely linked to self-centeredness. It is also colloquially referred to as "the god complex". DSM IV-TR criteria A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following: has a grandiose sense of self-importance is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love believes that he or she is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, people (or institutions) who are also "special" or of high status. requires excessive admiration has a sense of entitlement is interpersonally exploitative lacks empathy is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes I'm giving you 6 of 9 for now, with the other 3 being very likely. Either way, good for a diagnosis. Let me know if you need any recommendations from here. You are just pissed you didnt think of this, EY's Ego >>>>>>>>>>>> JiF's Ego And the purpose of this thread was to talk **** about what someone is good at that you feel you are better then others on the site. For example, I am better than you at pogo stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 At just about everything in life and life just in general... but specifically, I am better than anyone here at Ping Pong. Tall people have an unfair advantage in ping pong. I'd **** you up in foosball sugar nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Tall people have an unfair advantage in ping pong. I'd **** you up in foosball sugar nipples. Ohhh, you might have me there, foosball is not my bag. However, I would dominate you in Bocce ball sugar crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I am slightly intimidated by her Asian decent, but I am pretty damn good and I sleep with a lot of Asians...so... I bet I could whip her ass in basketball or anyone on this site for that matter. You are just pissed you didnt think of this, EY's Ego >>>>>>>>>>>> JiF's Ego And the purpose of this thread was to talk **** about what someone is good at that you feel you are better then others on the site. For example, I am better than you at pogo stick. Sticking your dick in an Asian doesn't make you one. I know because I still suck at ping pong. Seems like I tried so hard just to figure that out and now I'm stuck I will pwn you in any shooting game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I am slightly intimidated by her Asian decent, but I am pretty damn good and I sleep with a lot of Asians...so... I bet I could whip her ass in basketball or anyone on this site for that matter. You are just pissed you didnt think of this, EY's Ego >>>>>>>>>>>> JiF's Ego And the purpose of this thread was to talk **** about what someone is good at that you feel you are better then others on the site. For example, I am better than you at pogo stick (blowing c0ck). ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I sleep with a lot of Asians...so... I call shananigans. Asians aren't obese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I call shananigans. Asians aren't obese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 is that JIF with his girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I will pwn you in any sport that doesn't involve physical exercise. Darts, Snooker, Pool and yes, ping pong - BRING IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 You are just pissed you didnt think of this, EY's Ego >>>>>>>>>>>> JiF's Ego Erroneous. Erroneous on all counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Sticking your dick in an Asian doesn't make you one. I know because I still suck at ping pong. Seems like I tried so hard just to figure that out and now I'm stuck I will pwn you in any shooting game. Yeah, but it rubs off a little no? You might beat me in a shooting game...I was pretty good at Socom in college. But I would destroy you in shuffle board. is that JIF with his girl? You have now made the list. ih8u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Yeah, but it rubs off a little no? You might beat me in a shooting game...I was pretty good at Socom in college. But I would destroy you in shuffle board. You have now made the list. ih8u The only thing that might have rubbed off is my penis has been shrinking, so maybe it makes me Asian down there. Damnit. Shuffle board is the white man's game. I would completely handle you in a guitar solo showdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Ohhh, you might have me there, foosball is not my bag. However, I would dominate you in Bocce ball sugar crotch. Bocce ball? Your breaking my balls because I told you about putting lights on my court last month. Very funny, God your so clever and cute. My wife actually warns anyone who comes over to never play bocce or horse shoes for money with me. She hates losing friends like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 is that JIF with his girl? Second ****ing time this week someone accused me of being Asian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 I will pwn you in any sport that doesn't involve physical exercise. Darts, Snooker, Pool and yes, ping pong - BRING IT! Not a chance. I am a master in both pool and ping pong. Its on bitch! Erroneous. Erroneous on all counts. The truth hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 The truth hurts. It's amazing you think I have an ego. I don't even like myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I am slightly intimidated by her Asian decent, but I am pretty damn good and I sleep with a lot of Asians...so... Sumo wrestlers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Yeah, but it rubs off a little no? You might beat me in a shooting game...I was pretty good at Socom in college. But I would destroy you in shuffle board. You have now made the list. ih8u I'm sure you have hit plenty of ceilings ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Sumo wrestlers? I guess it must turn JiF on to see teh crush with his pineapplez and that diaper thong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Oh, and I could demolish you all in Connect 4, Rock Paper Scissors (Best of 7), and Pop-o-matic Trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Oh, and I could demolish you all in Connect 4, Rock Paper Scissors (Best of 7), and Pop-o-matic Trouble. Connect 4 is for n00bs. No one here can stop me in "Hungry Hungry Klecko's", I mean, Hippos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Connect 4 is for n00bs. No one here can stop me in "Hungry Hungry Klecko's", I mean, Hippos. Never in my life have I so wished to have photoshop at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 It's amazing you think I have an ego. I don't even like myself. That makes 2 of us! Sumo wrestlers? Hey, I take what I can get these days. I'm sure you have hit plenty of ceilings ..... LOL!!! I guess it must turn JiF on to see teh crush with his pineapplez and that diaper thong. QFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 It's amazing you think I have an ego. I don't even like myself. I like you EY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 Oh, and I could demolish you all in Connect 4, Rock Paper Scissors (Best of 7), and Pop-o-matic Trouble. I will take that challenge. Connect 4 is for n00bs. No one here can stop me in "Hungry Hungry Klecko's", I mean, Hippos. HA!!! Never in my life have I so wished to have photoshop at work. Me too! I like you EY. Slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Never in my life have I so wished to have photoshop at work. I don't, but MS Paint works fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 I don't, but MS Paint works fine. Which one has the advantage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Which one has the advantage? I usually try to use the one that doesn't have bbq sauce all over the little tab that you use to open it's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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