Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 After extensive contemplation, I believe we need a JetNation mascot to lead the charge as we head into the upcoming season. Please list any ideas for the type of mascot and/or names which jump to mind. Broad brush strokes are acceptable, as are specific concepts. I will forward the best to Max for his comments and approval. Per standard operating procedure, we will do the opposite of what he recommends. Here are two ideas for discussion: CONCEPT 1: A large stack of pancakes, complete with melting butter and syrup cascading tantalizingly down the stack. We can see the arms and legs of the person in the costume (I would suggest green leggings and white gloves, but will defer to those of you (Verde, Arsis, Pragmatic Bus) more adept with fashion ideology.), but nothing else. PROPOSED NAME: "Stacks". CONCEPT 2: A female dressed as a hot, voluptuous JetNation tugboat, which pulls us relentlessly into the safe harbor of the Meadowlands. PROPOSED MASCOT NAME: "Tugger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 How about a Fruit bowl named Max? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 How about a Fruit bowl named Max? lol It has potential. We just need to work on it a little. Since we always want to attract more female members to Jetnation, how about we do a tie in with a feminine hygiene company like Tambrands? Instead of a fruit bowl, we go with a giant panty liner with the JetNation logo on it. And instead of "Max", we call the mascot "Maxie"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Name him Joe. He's purple for the ladies and the limp wristed. He's fat like the majority of posters here. He's lame like the majority of posters here. He's goofy and slightly retarded like the majority of posters here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 How about a Gerbil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Name him Joe. He's purple for the ladies and the limp wristed. He's fat like the majority of posters here. He's lame like the majority of posters here. He's goofy and slightly retarded like the majority of posters here. Maybe morph this character and that of another who can "spit out a rhyme"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 How about a Gerbil It needs a JetNation tie in, afo. Come on, now. Though I like the concept. We could call him "Burrowing Barney" or "Anal Buddy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 It needs a JetNation tie in, afo. Come on, now. Though I like the concept. We could call him "Burrowing Barney" or "Anal Buddy". really quite simple the Jets always seem to eff us in the arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 It has potential. We just need to work on it a little. Since we always want to attract more female members to Jetnation, how about we do a tie in with a feminine hygiene company like Tambrands? Instead of a fruit bowl, we go with a giant panty liner with the JetNation logo on it. And instead of "Max", we call the mascot "Maxie"? You are just a bit left of center, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 What if we debuted the first gay mascot tandem and called them "Butch" and "Loafers"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I like this idea (damn you Verde, lol) so keep brainstorming people. We are smarter than I, something great will come from this. My suggestion is a gay superhero to go along with the shield logo. Really tight pants, that kind of thing. He can hold the shield over his crotch and say with a lisp, "We must protect this house". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 With the economy the way it is and so many mascots out of jobs I think we should adopt a mascot instead. May I suggest "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" Ace and Gary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 damn you beat me to it PB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 damn you beat me to it PB LOL. you can take the credit for it. I don't want to be associated with it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 With the economy the way it is and so many mascots out of jobs I think we should adopt a mascot instead. May I suggest "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" Ace and Gary? Thank you for your submission, no pun intended. Though, I always prefer to go with an original concept. I am sure that we can do better than this, guys. Come on, put on your thinking caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 With the economy the way it is and so many mascots out of jobs I think we should adopt a mascot instead. May I suggest "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" Ace and Gary? I like this. Maybe have a Norwegian marmaloof sitting on top of the submissive male's head to complete the logo. You know, "fear the cat butt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 I like this idea (damn you Verde, lol) so keep brainstorming people. We are smarter than I, something great will come from this. My suggestion is a gay superhero to go along with the shield logo. Really tight pants, that kind of thing. He can hold the shield over his crotch and say with a lisp, "We must protect this house". Only if through the tight pants we see the outline of a grotesquely massive phallus. We then name the mascot "Baloney Boy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Only if through the tight pants we see the outline of a grotesquely massive phallus. We then name the mascot "Baloney Boy". I like the name "Meat" better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 I like the name "Meat" better. I respect your preference. What about "The Meat Pounder"? All ideas and suggestions will be sent to Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 LOL. you can take the credit for it. I don't want to be associated with it anyway. Too late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I respect your preference. What about "The Meat Pounder"? All ideas and suggestions will be sent to Max. How about "The Meat Mallet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 How about "The Meat Mallet?" I like that it is alliterative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Too late! Like a boy scout I'm always prepared for what mother nature throws at me, so i made up for my gayness by posting a lot of hot asian chicks in the Hot chicks thread. You should check it out, you might change your mind about the whole girl on girl thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Like a boy scout I'm always prepared for what mother nature throws at me, so i made up for my gayness by posting a lot of hot asian chicks in the Hot chicks thread. You should check it out, you might change your mind about the whole girl on girl thing. Don't buy into Verde's denials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Don't buy into Verde's denials. I'm just chipping away at her resistance, very slooowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 I'm just chipping away at her resistance, very slooowly. And you probably believe she has a husband, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I'm one of more fashion inclinned posters? Lmao. Nice one. As for the topic of this thread about the mascot? As long as we don't go with SJ's idea of boss turd I will be happy with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 I'm one of more fashion inclinned posters? Lmao. Nice one. As for the topic of this thread about the mascot? As long as we don't go with SJ's idea of boss turd I will be happy with it. I thought you had an internship with Isaac Mizrahi in the late 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Like a boy scout I'm always prepared for what mother nature throws at me, so i made up for my gayness by posting a lot of hot asian chicks in the Hot chicks thread. You should check it out, you might change your mind about the whole girl on girl thing. I do peek at that thread every now & again, actually. It's intriguing to me who men find attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I was 10 in 1995. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 I was 10 in 1995. Lol Ssssshhh. Shut up. I'm riffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I do peek at that thread every now & again, actually. It's intriguing to me who men find attractive. The answer is you. Men find you attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I do peek at that thread every now & again, actually. It's intriguing to me who men find attractive. So did you like anything you peeked at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 The answer is you. Men find you attractive. Stop with the platitudes, Arsis. Verde is a crazed she wolf on the trail of destruction. Don't get sucked in like I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Stop with the platitudes, Arsis. Verde is a crazed she wolf on the trail of destruction. Don't get sucked in like I did. Shhhh... It's OK Borgo Big Daddy is here for you. Hug???? LOL ...or maybe a reacharound will be more to your liking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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