GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/06/19/2009-06-19_new_jets_qb_mark_sanchez_signals_a_preference_for_brunettes.html New Jets QB Mark Sanchez signals a preference for brunettes Mark Sanchez digs all that New York has to offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/06/19/2009-06-19_new_jets_qb_mark_sanchez_signals_a_preference_for_brunettes.html I guess that is bad news for blond and redhead female Jet fans, but good news for the brunettes. Yay I have a chance!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 What if you were born blonde but are brunnette now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I'm brunette and my ass looks great in jeans - maybe I should befriend him on facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I thought he has a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I saw this today and thought it was funny - the commentary anyway. NY Post - HILARY Rhoda isn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I saw this today and thought it was funny - the commentary anyway. NY Post - HILARY Rhoda isn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I saw this today and thought it was funny - the commentary anyway. NY Post - HILARY Rhoda isn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I saw this today and thought it was funny - the commentary anyway. NY Post - HILARY Rhoda isn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 You make it sound like Avery can't get chicks for his life...ever heard of Elisha Cuthbert? If he can get her, he must be pretty damn high on that "babe food pyramid." Either way, I think he'll be a bust. 1) I didn't write it (wish I did though ) and 2) it's supposed to be funny, Baby Einstein....yeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 1) I didn't write it (wish I did though ) and 2) it's supposed to be funny, Baby Einstein....yeesh! Get with the program. There can be no joking when discussing the Jets. The team itself has provided more than enough laughs for all of us over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 1) I didn't write it (wish I did though ) and 2) it's supposed to be funny, Baby Einstein....yeesh! That's what I get when I skim through threads, I guess. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I saw this today and thought it was funny - the commentary anyway. NY Post - HILARY Rhoda isn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny green balls Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 You're the worst poster. That's mighty high praise but I won't give up that title without a fight. With such innovations as Boss Turd and the Raisin Story, I posit that I am the worst poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 By now Mark Sanchez must have set some kind of NFL record for Quickest Draft Bust. The Jets drafted him barely two months ago, and he’s already alienated his teammates by doing a ridiculously metrosexual photo shoot for GQ, misfiring on all his throws at minicamp and now he’s lost his girlfriend to the most universally despised man in the NHL. I mean, this is just unheard of in the annals of football. QBs, particularly those in major media markets, belong at the top of the babe food pyramid. And they have no business losing out to guys in niche sports. This would be like Mathew Stafford losing a chick to some Detroit lacrosse player. There’s no way you can lead a team when the guys in your huddle have seen you degraded like this. This kid’s career is over before it even began. “Mark Sanchez” must be Spanish for “Ryan Leaf.” so you are saying he should have a kid out of wedlock with his ex girlfriend to improve his character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Get with the program. There can be no joking when discussing the Jets. The team itself has provided more than enough laughs for all of us over the years. Laughs? are we still talking about the Jets here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Laughs? are we still talking about the Jets here? Yeah, I agree with Prag here. Not much to laugh about. No shortage of depression however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 so you are saying he should have a kid out of wedlock with his ex girlfriend to improve his character? In her mind it worked for Cindy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 You're the worst poster. The feeling is mutual. You have a lot of company though. Like your long departed friend would say, "that's real talk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Can one of you photoshop geniuses make Mark Sanchez a Green/White Twitter background? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I saw this today and thought it was funny - the commentary anyway. NY Post - HILARY Rhoda isn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aec4 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 So Mark Sanchez is a bust because he did a fairy nice photo shoot and got dumped by a serial rental sports groupie? Man oh man, somebody got full blast on the revenge rocket for years and years of gay and metrosexual comments about her darling QB. Go on girl, do your thing. I just hope the half a sissy can win us a freaking superbowl. I would then personally do a photo shoot with him for Field and Stream or something a little more practical than GQ. I might even date him after wards. Look at Sean Avery taking Mark Sanchez' sloppy seconds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Good for Sanchez, that girl looked like a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I prefer intelligent woman with nice personalities who don't look like a wnba player. What does this have to do with football or the jets? Kris jenkins likes lots and lots of steaks. So what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 I wouldn't say he "lost" her, I'd say he freed himself from an obvious star*****er succubus. Tomato, tomatoe. Exactly. No matter how hot a woman is, somewhere there is a guy who is tired of f@@king her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Exactly. No matter how hot a woman is, somewhere there is a guy who is tired of f@@king her. You said that wrong very, very, very wrong. It is: there is a guy tired of her ****. If the guy is tired of ****ing her he is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 so you are saying he should have a kid out of wedlock with his ex girlfriend to improve his character? Game, set match-SouthernJet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Babe Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragmatic Bus Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Yay. how are the twins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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