Borgoguy Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 After installing my A/C units, and performing other seasonal duties related to my dwelling, I took a well deserved shower. Not sure why, but I noticed that I'm experiencing an extra level of "fluffiness" today. ( Maybe it's the heat, but who knows?) Now, I am always at an above average "fluffiness quotient", especially in "optimal fluffiness mode", but today was just special and impressive. Too bad MrsBorgoguy is at work and can't enjoy, and take full advantage of, my "fluffiness". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 You have an fluffer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 This thread is just fine without pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 You have an fluffer? Technically. She's sometimes called a wife. I keep pitching the idea of a "subcontractor" or "helper" to ease her burden as it related to my needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 This thread is just fine without pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 This thread is just fine without pictures. I would be happy to oblige, but then Max will get all hot and bothered...again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 This thread is just fine without pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cant Hackett Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Technically. She's sometimes called a wife. I keep pitching the idea of a "subcontractor" or "helper" to ease her burden as it related to my needs. What did the wife say? That what the internet is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Technically. She's sometimes called a wife. I keep pitching the idea of a "subcontractor" or "helper" to ease her burden as it related to my needs. Good luck with that....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 Good luck with that....LOL You know what's weird? Every single time I broach the subject (usually once each fortnight), the "helper" I suggest to my wife is a hot, 22 year-old Asian woman. Isn't that strange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 What did the wife say? That what the internet is for. As you can imagine, my suggestion is not met with great enthusiasm. I really thought she was going to have a "helper" join us as a special celebration of my 50th birthday. Unfortunately, the only visitor was a "monthly pal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 You know what's weird? Every single time I broach the subject (usually once each fortnight), the "helper" I suggest to my wife is a hot, 22 year-old Asian woman. Isn't that strange? No. I think your you should be commended for trying to help the economy. The Boroguy "stimulus package". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 You know what's weird? Every single time I broach the subject (usually once each fortnight), the "helper" I suggest to my wife is a hot, 22 year-old Asian woman. Isn't that strange? Indeed, very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 No. I think your you should be commended for trying to help the economy. The Boroguy "stimulus package". And I'm not a heathen, Crusher. I understand fully, and respect, my marital pledge of fidelity. I always make it crystal clear that there will be a latex barrier employed, as latex allows the marital vows to remain in tact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 And I'm not a heathen, Crusher. I understand fully, and respect, my marital pledge of fidelity. I always make it crystal clear that there will be a latex barrier employed, as latex allows the marital vows to remain in tact. All hail lord latex and all he brings to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 25, 2009 Author Share Posted June 25, 2009 All hail lord latex and all he brings to us. But who brought on all this "fluffiness"? And why was i chosen today as the bearer? Have any of you had the opposite happen? I swear, every time I go for a medical check up the nerves get the best of me, and I might as well be inverted. Why the f**k does that happen? Intelligent design, indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 RC: Wants borgo to take his fluffy penis talk to a more approriate internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 Just a quick update: Much less "fluffiness" today, though still at a very respectable level. It may be due to an increase in barometric pressure or the death of iconic pinup girl, Farah Fawcett. I am left with a slight feeling of sadness at the loss of volume, but also hope for a return to "fluffier" days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Just a quick update: Much less "fluffiness" today, though still at a very respectable level. It may be due to an increase in barometric pressure or the death of iconic pinup girl, Farah Fawcett. I am left with a slight feeling of sadness at the loss of volume, but also hope for a return to "fluffier" days. Thanks for the update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thanks for the update. Not a problem, TJ. If you'd like, I could enroll you with others who have requested to receive my instant "fluffiness" updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Posting a thread like this on a board that is 97% male. Interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Posting a thread like this on a board that is 97% male. Interesting. Just what are you implying Max ? Just askin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 Posting a thread like this on a board that is 97% male. Interesting. It was not a sexually based posting at all, Max. You know me better than that. Rather, it was an expression of joy/pride on my part (no pun intended) on the pleasant surprise of additional "fluffiness" imparted upon me by the Creator, or Nature, if one is not religiously inclined. It was not a matter of turgidity, mind you, just greater "fluffiness" in its normal state. What am I expected to do, not share my good fortune and elation with the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetswin Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 wtf I thought this thread was about peanut butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 wtf I thought this thread was about peanut butter Nuts were not involved at all, JW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 This thread is just fine without pictures. I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Oh Borgo, I thought you were talking about this week's batch. It's a bit fluffier than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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