GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 They deterimined the cause of death, it was food poisoning. Apparently he snacked on a 12 year old wiener earlier in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSJets Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Easy. Charge a membership fee to join, say, I don't know..... $55.... that requires payment either via CC or PayPal, which is built-in age verification. Even if some underage kid swipes his Mom's credit card, Max still gets 6-7 trips to IHOP out of the deal, so there's really no downside. You honestly think it would take Max 6 or 7 trips to hit $55 at IHOP??? Wait, can we still make fat jokes at Max's expense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 They deterimined the cause of death, it was food poisoning. Apparently he snacked on a 12 year old wiener earlier in the day. (be careful... the line has moved... you are no longer toeing the line...please step back before the train enters the station...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-walk-of-fame-s.html Fans gather around the wrong Michael Jackson's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Jackson's real star near the front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard was covered by scaffolding in preparation for the "Bruno" movie premiere so fans mistakenly gathered at the other Michael Jackson star to light candles and place purple flowers. The Michael Jackson who this star belongs to is an American talk radio host who is still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 You honestly think it would take Max 6 or 7 trips to hit $55 at IHOP??? The have a Frequent Diner Rewards Program that offers reduced prices and he recently achieved Platinum status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-walk-of-fame-s.html Fans gather around the wrong Michael Jackson's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Jackson's real star near the front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard was covered by scaffolding in preparation for the "Bruno" movie premiere so fans mistakenly gathered at the other Michael Jackson star to light candles and place purple flowers. The Michael Jackson who this star belongs to is an American talk radio host who is still alive. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=62e_1245978022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 http://pacificcoastnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-walk-of-fame-s.html Fans gather around the wrong Michael Jackson's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Jackson's real star near the front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard was covered by scaffolding in preparation for the "Bruno" movie premiere so fans mistakenly gathered at the other Michael Jackson star to light candles and place purple flowers. The Michael Jackson who this star belongs to is an American talk radio host who is still alive. That's actually pretty funny. On the news lasty night I saw a bunch of hippie types squatting on the star and the reporter said it was located at Sunset and Vine. I said to the wife "WTF???, I'm sure it's on Hollywood Blvd". Even the friggin news people were in the wrong place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 The legal drinking age over here is 18. I'll leave it to you to work out the rest. ohhhhh... glad it wasnt because of my influence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Again I disagree. Anything that War has seen on this place he's probably seen or heard ten times worse in school. Agreed. To quote Dostoevsky: "Boys pure in mind and heart, almost children, are fond of talking in school among themselves, and even aloud, of things, pictures, and images of which even soldiers would sometimes hesitate to speak." I've been here since I was 12 and everything here I've heard before. And no one knew my age at the time so it's not like they were concealing anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Agreed. To quote Dostoevsky: "Boys pure in mind and heart, almost children, are fond of talking in school among themselves, and even aloud, of things, pictures, and images of which even soldiers would sometimes hesitate to speak." I changed my mind. Ban him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Agreed. To quote Dostoevsky: "Boys pure in mind and heart, almost children, are fond of talking in school among themselves, and even aloud, of things, pictures, and images of which even soldiers would sometimes hesitate to speak." I've been here since I was 12 and everything here I've heard before. And no one knew my age at the time so it's not like they were concealing anything. I think you should be perma-banned, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I changed my mind. Ban him. I posted that to piss off Arsis, because he wubs Dostoevsky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Don't make me start a Children's Crusade. I promise not to sell my followers into slavery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Don't make me start a Children's Crusade. I promise not to sell my followers into slavery. Then what's the point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I would go full on gay for Dostoevsky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I would go full on gay for Dostoevsky. I'm not even sure what that means. Can we raise the age limit to 25? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm not even sure what that means. Can we raise the age limit to 25? I was expressing my admiration for the greatest author who ever graced God's green earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I was expressing my admiration for the greatest author who ever graced God's green earth. R.L. Stine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I was expressing my admiration for the greatest author who ever graced God's green earth. You like, read, an' junk? Pretty gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 R.L. Stine? I remember goosebumps from 1st grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnys025 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Micheal Jackson was a child molester. I'm thankful for his amazing music over the years, however I'm also thankful that I don't have to share oxygen with this piece of trash. Pedophilia=One of the lowest forms of scum on planet earth! Good riddance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 The legal drinking age over here is 18. I'll leave it to you to work out the rest. That excuse is bollocks. You're Irish. You've been in pubs since you were 13-14. Long before you signed up here. I posted that to piss off Arsis, because he wubs Dostoevsky. Automatic ban for use of "wub". Don't make me start a Children's Crusade. I promise not to sell my followers into slavery. Oh, you're going to set up a Nike factory instead so they'll work for you? Nice one! cancel the Wub ban. I was expressing my admiration for the greatest author who ever graced God's green earth. Clive Cussler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I like you War but this isn't really the best website for kids to be going to. It is always going to have a sports bar-ish feel. There are plenty of things said and posted here I would not let me hypothetical 14 year old son read. I agree with the 18 and over thing. I even like the permaban rules for people are warned and reduse to take the hint If their parents don't want them here, then that's their responsibility, not Max's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaborJet Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 WOW. MJ currently holds 9 of the top 10 spots on the iTunes current bestsellers list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 If their parents don't want them here, then that's their responsibility, not Max's. Max don't want 'em. They don't post here. I wasn't saying I'm not for parental responsibility, I am. I just see the merits of 18 +. Especially if the good kids get grandfathered in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 your avatar is really cool. Who made it for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piney Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Am I the only one who thinks it is funny we are talking about a 14 year old boy? I mean, seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 He died of an overdose, no suprise there. So many of these famous idiots think they can take anything just because they pay off a doctor to give it to them.... it is no different than going to the dealer on the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Again I disagree. Anything that War has seen on this place he's probably seen or heard ten times worse in school. 100% Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Just catching up on this thread, thank you to those who have given me a shout-out. I would be sad to see an age limit enforced. JN has been my interwebz home for the past 8/9 months now [?] I feel I conduct myself in a good manner most of the time, I might make a stupid post here or there, but feel I'm fine for the most part. I think that if you show you can contribute to the board even being under 18, in a mature and respectful way, you should be allowed to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Just catching up on this thread, thank you to those who have given me a shout-out. I would be sad to see an age limit enforced. JN has been my interwebz home for the past 8/9 months now [?] I feel I conduct myself in a good manner most of the time, I might make a stupid post here or there, but feel I'm fine for the most part. I think that if you show you can contribute to the board even being under 18, in a mature and respectful way, you should be allowed to stay. You ain't going anywhere, kid. If need be, I can toss you whatever years are necessary to clear the cutoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 You ain't going anywhere, kid. If need be, I can toss you whatever years are necessary to clear the cutoff. Haha, I think I'll let you hang on to those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Would be almost impossible to enforce an age requirement. Yeah you could kick the obvious ones who are honest about their age. But I really doubt the entry page that says "you must be 18 or over to view this website, if you are under 18 click here to leave, if you are over 18 click enter" have ever stopped all but the most stupid or extremely honest kids. Most are just gonna lie and say they are old enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMaynard Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Haha, I think I'll let you hang on to those. Dammit. Another youngin gets away. Where did I put that skin cream ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Dammit. Another youngin gets away. Where did I put that skin cream ... I thought in the Age Thread you said you have great skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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