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You are too old, fat, and white to know anything about that. ;)

I am the ultimate cross generational multi tasker.

Whatever that means. But I know all man. I KNOW ALL.

Know get cracking on that JetNation video of yours! :winking0001:

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Shawty fire burning on the dance floor

You wouldn't believe what I saw on the dance floor last night.

So it is my sisters birthday and they make plans to go to some club up in the 50's off of broadway, which threw up major red flags because that is just not a good place for NYC nightlife unless you are some dipsh$t from the outer boroughs or jersey who is clueless about where to go. But ok whatever. The name of the joint is Touch, and I was right, it was a mess, the biggest collection of uglies I have ever seen in one club. They have hotter broads in the bars in Scranton then what was going on there. Anyway, I was doing the good older brother thing and not drinking so that I could drive them there and home and not have to deal with PT. Sober joebaby+crap club+any time from 2am on + extremely high thug quotient + drunk sister to watch out for = an extremely aggressive and belligerent Joebaby.

Anyway, I go walking off the dancefloor toward the main bar and when I get to the entrance of the dancefloor, the part everyone has to come and go through and most public place in the joint, I come across the most hideous thing I have ever seen. There was this black girl who was over 6ft tall, around 350lbs, bent over with her head in a dudes crotch simulating fellacio while this short stocky 5ft tall by 5 ft wide black guy in a wifebeater and the gayest fake D&G sunglasses in the world was behind her holding onto the sides of her by her belt and jackhammering her doggie like a million miles an hour. You could actually hear the fat slapping over the club music. Now look, as everyone here knows I am no prude, but it was the most hideous thing I have ever seen. That wasn't the only thing I saw, is the new thing now to actually full on simulate f$cking on the dance floor. I mean, i am not talking about dirty dancing/lambada type stuff, I am talking about a broad in a skirt laying down on a couch with the dude getting on top of her and pumping away. I saw one guy who had a broad with one leg wrapped around him and he tried to be all slick and pornstar by wrapping his arm between her legs to pick her up and swing her onto his waist and he dropped a bitch on her head. It was a club full of sweaty fat thugs thinking they were pornstars.

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You wouldn't believe what I saw on the dance floor last night.

So it is my sisters birthday and they make plans to go to some club up in the 50's off of broadway, which threw up major red flags because that is just not a good place for NYC nightlife unless you are some dipsh$t from the outer boroughs or jersey who is clueless about where to go. But ok whatever. The name of the joint is Touch, and I was right, it was a mess, the biggest collection of uglies I have ever seen in one club. They have hotter broads in the bars in Scranton then what was going on there. Anyway, I was doing the good older brother thing and not drinking so that I could drive them there and home and not have to deal with PT. Sober joebaby+crap club+any time from 2am on + extremely high thug quotient + drunk sister to watch out for = an extremely aggressive and belligerent Joebaby.

Anyway, I go walking off the dancefloor toward the main bar and when I get to the entrance of the dancefloor, the part everyone has to come and go through and most public place in the joint, I come across the most hideous thing I have ever seen. There was this black girl who was over 6ft tall, around 350lbs, bent over with her head in a dudes crotch simulating fellacio while this short stocky 5ft tall by 5 ft wide black guy in a wifebeater and the gayest fake D&G sunglasses in the world was behind her holding onto the sides of her by her belt and jackhammering her doggie like a million miles an hour. You could actually hear the fat slapping over the club music. Now look, as everyone here knows I am no prude, but it was the most hideous thing I have ever seen. That wasn't the only thing I saw, is the new thing now to actually full on simulate f$cking on the dance floor. I mean, i am not talking about dirty dancing/lambada type stuff, I am talking about a broad in a skirt laying down on a couch with the dude getting on top of her and pumping away. I saw one guy who had a broad with one leg wrapped around him and he tried to be all slick and pornstar by wrapping his arm between her legs to pick her up and swing her onto his waist and he dropped a bitch on her head. It was a club full of sweaty fat thugs thinking they were pornstars.

Joe this post really upset me. I always looked up to you. In a lot of ways you were my hero. That is over.

My hero has to know how to spell fellatio. Oh well, the search continues.

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Joe this post really upset me. I always looked up to you. In a lot of ways you were my hero. That is over.

My hero has to know how to spell fellatio. Oh well, the search continues.

oh god how did i screw that up? Ya know it didn't look right to me either so i googled it to check the spelling and it looked right, urban dictionary even has an entry for that spelling.

Besides I am usually not so eloquent, it is usually "yo, c'mon just suck my ####"

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You wouldn't believe what I saw on the dance floor last night.

So it is my sisters birthday and they make plans to go to some club up in the 50's off of broadway, which threw up major red flags because that is just not a good place for NYC nightlife unless you are some dipsh$t from the outer boroughs or jersey who is clueless about where to go. But ok whatever. The name of the joint is Touch, and I was right, it was a mess, the biggest collection of uglies I have ever seen in one club. They have hotter broads in the bars in Scranton then what was going on there. Anyway, I was doing the good older brother thing and not drinking so that I could drive them there and home and not have to deal with PT. Sober joebaby+crap club+any time from 2am on + extremely high thug quotient + drunk sister to watch out for = an extremely aggressive and belligerent Joebaby.

Anyway, I go walking off the dancefloor toward the main bar and when I get to the entrance of the dancefloor, the part everyone has to come and go through and most public place in the joint, I come across the most hideous thing I have ever seen. There was this black girl who was over 6ft tall, around 350lbs, bent over with her head in a dudes crotch simulating fellacio while this short stocky 5ft tall by 5 ft wide black guy in a wifebeater and the gayest fake D&G sunglasses in the world was behind her holding onto the sides of her by her belt and jackhammering her doggie like a million miles an hour. You could actually hear the fat slapping over the club music. Now look, as everyone here knows I am no prude, but it was the most hideous thing I have ever seen. That wasn't the only thing I saw, is the new thing now to actually full on simulate f$cking on the dance floor. I mean, i am not talking about dirty dancing/lambada type stuff, I am talking about a broad in a skirt laying down on a couch with the dude getting on top of her and pumping away. I saw one guy who had a broad with one leg wrapped around him and he tried to be all slick and pornstar by wrapping his arm between her legs to pick her up and swing her onto his waist and he dropped a bitch on her head. It was a club full of sweaty fat thugs thinking they were pornstars.

Fat guys only know how to simulate sex.

Stop being a hater. Fatties and losers just wanna have fun.

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