war ensemble Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 This list is crap...where am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Here's one you forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Here's one you forgot. Was this a list of bat**** crazy, ultra-violent short people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 This list is crap...where am I? An oversight. You are JetNation's very own Simba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Admitting you have a problem is the first step. I didn't come to JetNation to be a star. I brought my star with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I smell white supremacy in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I considered including him, but he's been gone for a while now. His fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of your religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Hello JetNation, my name is EY and I am an Uppity Bitch. Feel free to address me as such as it is the cross I bear. When expunged from the woom that was JI, I found myself in this new land. I knew I still possessed the skills to be the message board sensation that I was on that site. I knew I could put to use these skills developed in old country to make a success of myself here. However, I have come to find that it is in fact lonely at the top, and while I still maintain my uppity bitchiness I've begun to feel different about it. A level of dissonance on the horizon, if you will. I'd like to say that I am working out my issues, but it is indeed true... I do believe I am better than most of you. However, I have been making progress and there are currently 6 JetNation Posters who I do not feel that I am superior to. Below is my list, with explanations. 1) Max - I'm playing in his playground, so clearly he is the greater. I'm hoping to start EYNation to eliminate him from this list, as it is embarrassing to have a man of such girth be my superior. 2) gg - A guiding light and moral compass, she's the jewish mother I ascribe to be someday. 3) Irish Jet - He beat me in the JetNation Single Elimination Bracket Challenge, so clearly he is better than me. Also, he's posting from Ireland, which until my arrival at JetNation, I was under the impression did not have the internet. 4) Doggin94it - He simply opperates on another level than the rest of us. Accomplishes in 6 days what most of us can only hope to do in 7. 5) Boroguy - He's just like me, only better. Similar temperment, similar sense of humor, similar I don't have a third but when written it looks better. He does have the age experience so perhaps I can chalk it up to that. 6) Sperm Edwards - His knowledge of both football and homosexuality far surpasses mine. I study him. So there you have it. 6 Posters on JN who are better than me. If you feel that you were somehow left off this list, feel free to let me know about it, and I will explain to you why it was not in oversight via Hiaku. Thank you for reading, my inferiors. *Please accept my apologies if you thought this was going to be a review for the Disney/Pixar film: Up wait one cotton pickin' second here!!!!!!!!!!! How am I NOT at the top of this list? What the???????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 wait one cotton pickin' second here!!!!!!!!!!! How am I NOT at the top of this list? What the???????????????? Of course you're not, you are a no good worthless troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Of course you're not, you are a no good worthless troll. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 +1 A smell a personal attack! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm...should I cry to Max? Nah.....I can handle my internet issues. Yup, I put you off ignore. I find "ignore" stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i hate you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 A smell a personal attack! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm...should I cry to Max? Nah.....I can handle my internet issues. Yup, I put you off ignore. I find "ignore" stupid. I cannot be ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I cannot be ignored. I have her on ignore but it seems like everyone of her posts get quoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 i hate you all. +1 Theres too many hints of feminism going on in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Chowds Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 No you are not, You are a egomaniacal b!tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.Chowds Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Of course you're not, you are a no good worthless troll. +2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 EY- What can I do to get on that list? I want to be revered, it'll help with my low self esteem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Wow, you know if my internet friends were my life, my feelings would be really hurt right now. LOL! And stop you whining, LBS. At least you're a 'lil bit special. I hope my posts show my true uppity, egotistical, ultimate troll biatchiness. Yo Verde, I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 A smell a personal attack! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmmm...should I cry to Max? Nah.....I can handle my internet issues. Yup, I put you off ignore. I find "ignore" stupid. You smell a personal attack? I smell fried chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You smell a personal attack? I smell fried chicken. Oh Cheeseburger! You have a wonderful gift. Eating food with love and humor. Rock on, Beef Jerky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Oh Cheeseburger! You have a wonderful gift. Eating food with love and humor. Rock on, Beef Jerky! Actually it's not a gift. I dropped a chicken wing in my front pocket by accident while I was eating my breakfast. It's ok I got it. Still good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Although I am honored to be included on EY's list, and for the platitude, I don't believe I am better than the young lad. Older, certainly. If anything, we are joined at the cortex and share the same awe-inspiring intellect, as well as levels of prescience and spiritual enlightenment which elude most mortals. My only quibble is that if I'm on this list, does this also make me an "uppity bitch"? You see, dear friends (if I may take the liberty of calling you--mostly--louts out there), I always saw myself as a "diddling bitch". But I am splitting hairs. Although even there, I would be as bare and smooth as a Brazilian school girl. Thank you, EY. I shall not ever forget your kind and genteel manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 EY- What can I do to get on that list? I want to be revered, it'll help with my low self esteem. Perhaps sanchezifying yourself in the sig would do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Although I am honored to be included on EY's list, and for the platitude, I don't believe I am better than the young lad. Older, certainly. If anything, we are joined at the cortex and share the same awe-inspiring intellect, as well as levels of prescience and spiritual enlightenment which elude most mortals. My only quibble is that if I'm on this list, does this also make me an "uppity bitch"? You see, dear friends (if I may take the liberty of calling you--mostly--louts out there), I always saw myself as a "diddling bitch". But I am splitting hairs. Although even there, I would be as bare and smooth as a Brazilian school girl. Thank you, EY. I shall not ever forget your kind and genteel manner. No, it does not imply that you are an uppity bitch. Just that you were recognized by one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 No, it does not imply that you are an uppity bitch. Just that you were recognized by one. I applaud--and laud--your embracing of your destiny. I am proud to know and accept your uppity bitchiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Perhaps sanchezifying yourself in the sig would do the trick. But... my blood is sanchezifyied... my kid is half, and my woman has had plenty of sanchez in her... doesn't that count for something? THIS IS MADNESS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 And stop you whining, LBS. At least you're a 'lil bit special. sorry... ever since i've moved i've been a moody bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Uppity Bitch? I thought you were just an egotistical *******. Hmmm, go figure. As someone who knows him personally, I can attest that EY is both an egotistical ******* AND an uppity bitch. These two items are not mutually exclusive. All of it completely undeserved mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 sorry... ever since i've moved i've been a moody bitch. i am worried about your Hockey East thread w/o Gonzo...ya better hope Garb ups her post count there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 But... my blood is sanchezifyied... my kid is half, and my woman has had plenty of sanchez in her... doesn't that count for something? THIS IS MADNESS. Don't let EY make you feel less than you are. Isn't it obvious that this entire thread is nothing but a cry for help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Don't let EY make you feel less than you are. Isn't it obvious that this entire thread is nothing but a cry for help? Thanks big guy. That helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Gainzo my favorite Pats troll gets banned over bs. That sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Gainzo my favorite Pats troll gets banned over bs. That sucks! What the hell did Gainzo get banned for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgoguy Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 What the hell did Gainzo get banned for? Look at the last few pages in the Steve McNair Thread. He went the 124 route, plus calling Verde a ****. Bad form, Gainzo. You know better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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