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I see you're looking down.

Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,

Just because I get more women than you,

Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.

Sure you squatty, and kinda shy,

But some girly out there must be needy for a squatty shy guy,

They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,

So just hear me out when I say...

Max you got it going on!

The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.

I said Max you got it going ooon!

Not in a gay way, just in a "hey man I wanted to say that your looking ok man!"

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.

Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,

Because you're bumpable,

Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,

If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Max help me out now.

Max you got it going on!

(Got it going on)

That's the conclusion that I've come to,

But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.

Max you got it going ooon!

(Got it going on...)

No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

OH, if one of us was a lady!

And I was your man, if I was your man.

Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,

And then I imagine you with some bosoms.

In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,

And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,

I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.

And I just lay there and spooned you.

Max, you got it going on.

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Read the whole thread.

You need to chill out a bit. No reason to be hostile. Take a break and come back if that it what you need. I don't want to see you banned for no reason other than the fact that you got a bug in your ass.

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You need to chill out a bit. No reason to be hostile. Take a break and come back if that it what you need. I don't want to see you banned for no reason other than the fact that you got a bug in your ass.

I am calm. I am not trying to be hostle. I was just pointing out where JIF said he liked my post. Just trying to change Max's opinion about me. I will be the last person to get mad on a message board.

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I am calm. I am not trying to be hostle. I was just pointing out where JIF said he liked my post. Just trying to change Max's opinion about me. I will be the last person to get mad on a message board.

Then it seems you have lost your burst. Perhaps another name change is in order?

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Then it seems you have lost your burst. Perhaps another name change is in order?

I totally agree. I am willing to give him another shot if he changes his name. His posts under this name, in my opinion have destroyed this board. Seems like a nice kid and all but...well just read my last sentence.

What should his new name be? I think a 24 hour trial under a new name is the perfect idea.

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I totally agree. I am willing to give him another shot if he changes his name. His posts under this name, in my opinion have destroyed this board. Seems like a nice kid and all but...well just read my last sentence.

What should his new name be? I think a 24 hour trial under a new name is the perfect idea.

What abour GobberJet?

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I am calm. I am not trying to be hostle. I was just pointing out where JIF said he liked my post. Just trying to change Max's opinion about me. I will be the last person to get mad on a message board.

I liked your post, it made me giggle from pure confusion and because I feel somewhat bad for you.

And my advice to you is never change up your style just to fit in. Trying to impress Max isnt you.

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I totally agree. I am willing to give him another shot if he changes his name. His posts under this name, in my opinion have destroyed this board. Seems like a nice kid and all but...well just read my last sentence.

What should his new name be? I think a 24 hour trial under a new name is the perfect idea.

jetsrule128

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I think a MOD here already has that name.

LOL. In my mind, I was seeing the "gobbing" concept for PB. All the while, I did not connect G.O.B. to the motif. Thank you for your diligence and stellar proofreading abilities, Arsis. In that case, how about we go with SploogerBoy? Or, SploogerJet?

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If he "dies" I call dibs on all of his rep.

I want the actual corpse for some film projects I am writing. Why go with CGI effects for fiery car crashes, or horrific decapitations and/or mutilations, when I can use PB's remains to create realistic-looking massacres?

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I see you're looking down.

Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,

Just because I get more women than you,

Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.

Sure you squatty, and kinda shy,

But some girly out there must be needy for a squatty shy guy,

They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,

So just hear me out when I say...

Max you got it going on!

The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.

I said Max you got it going ooon!

Not in a gay way, just in a "hey man I wanted to say that your looking ok man!"

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.

Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,

Because you're bumpable,

Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,

If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Max help me out now.

Max you got it going on!

(Got it going on)

That's the conclusion that I've come to,

But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.

Max you got it going ooon!

(Got it going on...)

No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

OH, if one of us was a lady!

And I was your man, if I was your man.

Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,

And then I imagine you with some bosoms.

In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,

And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,

I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.

And I just lay there and spooned you.

Max, you got it going on.

Oh my goodness, what in the world happened to your rep? try starting threads now :lol:

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