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Because I am psychic, I have already seen Max's first day of tweets from SUNY Cortland.

@MaxJNBoss: Cortlnd my kinda twn! 11 Pizza Huts in 3 Sqr Miles!

@MaxJNBoss: On campus now. Good vibe w Jets but they look a little small and wearing red?

@MaxJNBoss: My bad! That's Cortlnd football team! LOL!

@MaxJNBoss: B4 practice did some recon. Went to Englsh dept and asked about "esteemed alum Tom Shane." Securty taserd me. Diks!!!

@MaxJNBoss: New JN Contest proposal: Nicknme 4 Sanchez!

@MaxJNBoss: "Slantino"(?)

@MaxJNBoss: Saw Cimni on field. He ws excited, kept pointing at me!

@MaxJNBoss: Securty tasered me AGAIN!?!? WTF!?

@MaxJNBoss: Securty=diks.

@MaxJNBoss: Sanchez nicknme: "Pedro Montana"(?)

@MaxJNBoss: Brd Smith is tall. New Rndy Moss, 4sure!

@MaxJNBoss: Rain sux. Sanchez jersey soaked. NEW NICKNME: Wetback Jack?!?

@MaxJNBoss: Propose nicknme "Wetback Jack" to Jets staffer. Tasered again.

@MaxJNBoss: Diks!

@MaxJNBoss: Note to self: read up on what NOT to call latinos.

@MaxJNBoss: Stuffed crust pizza makes nppls harrrrddddddddd.

@MaxJNBoss: Ask Gary Myers what Sanchz 40 time ws. He said 4.8.

@MaxJNBoss: Sanchz ncknme "Speedy Gonzalez" not going to work.

@MaxJNBoss: Saw Cannizro on field. Blocked out sun. Called out "Hey Jabba!"

@MaxJNBoss: Secrity tasers depleted. Btches!

@MaxJNBoss: JI "reportrs" young! Filing reports on Spk N' Spell!

@MaxJNBoss: Clowny flashed me gang sign. I am vry hip. Or crip. whtver.

@MaxJNBoss: Presser w/Rex. He said JN was best webste in league.

@MaxJNBoss: Rex just called TGG.com best webste in league. Must investigate how JN lost lead in under 2 seconds. Faba?

@MaxJNBoss: I GET TO ASK QUESTION NEXT!!!!!!!!!

@MaxJNBoss: Oops.

@MaxJNBoss: Asked Rex if Brett would get strt over Wetback Jack.

@MaxJNBoss: Nicknme contest: major fail.

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:rl:

Tom just consider yourself lucky that twitter didn't exist when we all went to Albany.

@TheWorld: Get me out of this van before I kill someone.

:-P

LOL!!!

i hate to admit it cause tom and i are like two peas in a pod.. but that was so funny!

that is more like it...

funny!!

and Max's funny retort.. woo hoo!!!

i see light.. i see light.. all the way from the fricken "D" list.. it might be faint but it is there!

cmon Max, that albany trip was awesome!!! wait... i drove my myself, didnt i.. heh!

well i had a good time! :P

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Because I am psychic, I have already seen Max's first day of tweets from SUNY Cortland.

@MaxJNBoss: Cortlnd my kinda twn! 11 Pizza Huts in 3 Sqr Miles!

@MaxJNBoss: On campus now. Good vibe w Jets but they look a little small and wearing red?

@MaxJNBoss: My bad! That's Cortlnd football team! LOL!

@MaxJNBoss: B4 practice did some recon. Went to Englsh dept and asked about "esteemed alum Tom Shane." Securty taserd me. Diks!!!

@MaxJNBoss: New JN Contest proposal: Nicknme 4 Sanchez!

@MaxJNBoss: "Slantino"(?)

@MaxJNBoss: Saw Cimni on field. He ws excited, kept pointing at me!

@MaxJNBoss: Securty tasered me AGAIN!?!? WTF!?

@MaxJNBoss: Securty=diks.

@MaxJNBoss: Sanchez nicknme: "Pedro Montana"(?)

@MaxJNBoss: Brd Smith is tall. New Rndy Moss, 4sure!

@MaxJNBoss: Rain sux. Sanchez jersey soaked. NEW NICKNME: Wetback Jack?!?

@MaxJNBoss: Propose nicknme "Wetback Jack" to Jets staffer. Tasered again.

@MaxJNBoss: Diks!

@MaxJNBoss: Note to self: read up on what NOT to call latinos.

@MaxJNBoss: Stuffed crust pizza makes nppls harrrrddddddddd.

@MaxJNBoss: Ask Gary Myers what Sanchz 40 time ws. He said 4.8.

@MaxJNBoss: Sanchz ncknme "Speedy Gonzalez" not going to work.

@MaxJNBoss: Saw Cannizro on field. Blocked out sun. Called out "Hey Jabba!"

@MaxJNBoss: Secrity tasers depleted. Btches!

@MaxJNBoss: JI "reportrs" young! Filing reports on Spk N' Spell!

@MaxJNBoss: Clowny flashed me gang sign. I am vry hip. Or crip. whtver.

@MaxJNBoss: Presser w/Rex. He said JN was best webste in league.

@MaxJNBoss: Rex just called TGG.com best webste in league. Must investigate how JN lost lead in under 2 seconds. Faba?

@MaxJNBoss: I GET TO ASK QUESTION NEXT!!!!!!!!!

@MaxJNBoss: Oops.

@MaxJNBoss: Asked Rex if Brett would get strt over Wetback Jack.

@MaxJNBoss: Nicknme contest: major fail.

:rl:

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Because I am psychic, I have already seen Max's first day of tweets from SUNY Cortland.

@MaxJNBoss: Cortlnd my kinda twn! 11 Pizza Huts in 3 Sqr Miles!

@MaxJNBoss: On campus now. Good vibe w Jets but they look a little small and wearing red?

@MaxJNBoss: My bad! That's Cortlnd football team! LOL!

@MaxJNBoss: B4 practice did some recon. Went to Englsh dept and asked about "esteemed alum Tom Shane." Securty taserd me. Diks!!!

@MaxJNBoss: New JN Contest proposal: Nicknme 4 Sanchez!

@MaxJNBoss: "Slantino"(?)

@MaxJNBoss: Saw Cimni on field. He ws excited, kept pointing at me!

@MaxJNBoss: Securty tasered me AGAIN!?!? WTF!?

@MaxJNBoss: Securty=diks.

@MaxJNBoss: Sanchez nicknme: "Pedro Montana"(?)

@MaxJNBoss: Brd Smith is tall. New Rndy Moss, 4sure!

@MaxJNBoss: Rain sux. Sanchez jersey soaked. NEW NICKNME: Wetback Jack?!?

@MaxJNBoss: Propose nicknme "Wetback Jack" to Jets staffer. Tasered again.

@MaxJNBoss: Diks!

@MaxJNBoss: Note to self: read up on what NOT to call latinos.

@MaxJNBoss: Stuffed crust pizza makes nppls harrrrddddddddd.

@MaxJNBoss: Ask Gary Myers what Sanchz 40 time ws. He said 4.8.

@MaxJNBoss: Sanchz ncknme "Speedy Gonzalez" not going to work.

@MaxJNBoss: Saw Cannizro on field. Blocked out sun. Called out "Hey Jabba!"

@MaxJNBoss: Secrity tasers depleted. Btches!

@MaxJNBoss: JI "reportrs" young! Filing reports on Spk N' Spell!

@MaxJNBoss: Clowny flashed me gang sign. I am vry hip. Or crip. whtver.

@MaxJNBoss: Presser w/Rex. He said JN was best webste in league.

@MaxJNBoss: Rex just called TGG.com best webste in league. Must investigate how JN lost lead in under 2 seconds. Faba?

@MaxJNBoss: I GET TO ASK QUESTION NEXT!!!!!!!!!

@MaxJNBoss: Oops.

@MaxJNBoss: Asked Rex if Brett would get strt over Wetback Jack.

@MaxJNBoss: Nicknme contest: major fail.

Classic TS, classic...

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I SAVED ALL OF OUR LIVES BY PLACATING THAT PSYCHO!!!!!!!!

So I read your post before I read the quoted post. Needless to say, I just shat in my pants. :rl:

Now that I know the context you are full of it. For those of you that don't know, some Steelers fan called Tom out about Joe Namath. Tom wilted and backed down, said Namath was a sh*tty QB.

It was weak. Really weak.

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So I read your post before I read the quoted post. Needless to say, I just shat in my pants. :rl:

Now that I know the context you are full of it. For those of you that don't know, some Steelers fan called Tom out about Joe Namath. Tom wilted and backed down, said Namath was a sh*tty QB.

It was weak. Really weak.

Almost as bad as wearing A Derek Jeter -t-shirt that was too small.

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So I read your post before I read the quoted post. Needless to say, I just shat in my pants. :rl:

Now that I know the context you are full of it. For those of you that don't know, some Steelers fan called Tom out about Joe Namath. Tom wilted and backed down, said Namath was a sh*tty QB.

It was weak. Really weak.

Lies! LIES! LIES!

This HUGE dude in a Greg Lloyd jersey leans over towards me and, while staring at Max, says, "After the Steelers pick, I'm gonna drug and rape y'inz." And I respond, "His name is Max, real name Phil, and he doesn't drink so he has absolutely NO tolerance if you want to drop a roofie in his Coke. Hell, I'll save you a couple bucks--use half a roofie." And then the guy goes, "No, no, no, Y'INZ. As in, both o' y'inz." And then I just started screaming that Unitas was better than Namath, creating the distraction that allowed me to run for the exit. Er, I mean, save Max and faba, who are both true ingrates. Ask Garb, she saw the whole thing go down.

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Lies! LIES! LIES!

This HUGE dude in a Greg Lloyd jersey leans over towards me and, while staring at Max, says, "After the Steelers pick, I'm gonna drug and rape y'inz." And I respond, "His name is Max, real name Phil, and he doesn't drink so he has absolutely NO tolerance if you want to drop a roofie in his Coke. Hell, I'll save you a couple bucks--use half a roofie." And then the guy goes, "No, no, no, Y'INZ. As in, both o' y'inz." And then I just started screaming that Unitas was better than Namath, creating the distraction that allowed me to run for the exit. Er, I mean, save Max and faba, who are both true ingrates. Ask Garb, she saw the whole thing go down.

Someday I will stop expecting the truth from you. :-P

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