Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 a colonoscopy tomorrow. Any advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Oh poo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Imagine cat butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 :ban: :ban: :ban: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 I just took the first set of laxatives. I think I'll have a tug before the fireworks start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I just took the first set of laxatives. I think I'll have a tug before the fireworks start. Why not have one DURING the fireworks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 a colonoscopy tomorrow. Any advice? Yeah don't say "here Kitty Kitty" like you usually do in these scenarios. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 soft toilet tissue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 on the table ask the Doc , 'Hey Doc, use the round tube this time' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Pay close attention. If you see the doctor put both hands on the table there could be a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 Why not have one DURING the fireworks? Would that be like a self-bumpkin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Ask the doctor to nibble on your neck before inserting the tube, things will go a lot easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Is your doctor named Sanchez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 a colonoscopy tomorrow. Any advice? Somewhere theirs ten cats thinking to themselves. "How you like it b1tch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 Ask nicely and your DR might give you a reach around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I expect a postcard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted July 21, 2009 Author Share Posted July 21, 2009 Is your doctor named Sanchez? No, Brown. So, no mudbutt yet. Kind of disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 avoid corn and beets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 No, Brown. So, no mudbutt yet. Kind of disappointing. Doctor Brown? lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montreal Jet Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 a colonoscopy tomorrow. Any advice? Ask the mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 good luck bro.. Had one a few months ago.. Good news is that you are out for the whole thing, the night before and the thought of what's about to happen are by far the worst parts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 good luck bro.. Had one a few months ago.. Good news is that you are out for the whole thing, the night before and the thought of what's about to happen are by far the worst parts.. Thanks man, that's what I hear. I'm so freakin' hungry the cat food is starting to feel good. Just had my first water-, so I guess it's magic time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Good Luck cat man!!! Pretend it's a woman? lol - bad advice I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Good Luck cat man!!! Pretend it's a woman? lol - bad advice I know. What the hell kinda woman you date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 What the hell kinda woman you date? Would you rather a woman give you one or a man? Why are we having this discussion...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Would you rather a woman give you one or a man? Why are we having this discussion...lol Im sorry I misunderstood. I though you where saying woman like a date. not like a woman Dr. I would say a woman Dr would make it a little easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 PS17 is into pegging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Im sorry I misunderstood. I though you where saying woman like a date. not like a woman Dr. I would say a woman Dr would make it a little easier. i guess you never had one fat man.. there's a like 5 -10 foot long, relatively thick, black tube with a camera and light attached to the end.. You are turned on your side, bare assed, and asked to grasp the steel bars and get comfortable as they give you a sedative to knock you out.. There is a doctor, and anesthesiologist, a tech and who knows how many nurses in the room during the procedure,. The produre consists of them fishing this tube up your ass, filling it with air once it's all the way up to inflate the colon and small intestine and then retracting out slowly as the doc examines walls of colon. During this process gas and **** comes out of your ass with the tube, leaving a foul and embarressing odors, as well as a **** covered tube that gets smeared on the sanitary napkin stationed outside your *******. After the procedure, you are rolled into a shared post op room where you proceed to agressively fart all this extra air out of your ass as you sleep, recovering from the sedative.. All told, i think a hot chick performing this procedure would be the worst case scenario. At no time is there anything sexy about it, or does the patient in anyway appear anything but revolting to a normally adjusted individual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 i guess you never had one fat man.. there's a like 5 -10 foot long, relatively thick, black tube with a camera and light attached to the end.. You are turned on your side, bare assed, and asked to grasp the steel bars and get comfortable as they give you a sedative to knock you out.. There is a doctor, and anesthesiologist, a tech and who knows how many nurses in the room during the procedure,. The produre consists of them fishing this tube up your ass, filling it with air once it's all the way up to inflate the colon and small intestine and then retracting out slowly as the doc examines walls of colon. During this process gas and **** comes out of your ass with the tube, leaving a foul and embarressing odors, as well as a **** covered tube that gets smeared on the sanitary napkin stationed outside your *******. After the procedure, you are rolled into a shared post op room where you proceed to agressively fart all this extra air out of your ass as you sleep, recovering from the sedative.. All told, i think a hot chick performing this procedure would be the worst case scenario. At no time is there anything sexy about it, or does the patient in anyway appear anything but revolting to a normally adjusted individual This is gonna be fun. I hope I shart on somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 This is gonna be fun. I hope I shart on somebody. Lol.. Sure.. but at no point did i think "i wish a hot doctor was doing this" so i could ask her out afterwords.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 i guess you never had one fat man.. there's a like 5 -10 foot long, relatively thick, black tube with a camera and light attached to the end.. You are turned on your side, bare assed, and asked to grasp the steel bars and get comfortable as they give you a sedative to knock you out.. There is a doctor, and anesthesiologist, a tech and who knows how many nurses in the room during the procedure,. The produre consists of them fishing this tube up your ass, filling it with air once it's all the way up to inflate the colon and small intestine and then retracting out slowly as the doc examines walls of colon. During this process gas and **** comes out of your ass with the tube, leaving a foul and embarressing odors, as well as a **** covered tube that gets smeared on the sanitary napkin stationed outside your *******. After the procedure, you are rolled into a shared post op room where you proceed to agressively fart all this extra air out of your ass as you sleep, recovering from the sedative.. All told, i think a hot chick performing this procedure would be the worst case scenario. At no time is there anything sexy about it, or does the patient in anyway appear anything but revolting to a normally adjusted individual I had one, but it was just a different methodology. I went to the Zoo and they had me lay belly over on a large dirt mound. Then some jerk ran up to me and shot me with a gun. I thought I was a dead man. Turns out it was just a little needle with some sleepy stuff in it. I woke up and a bunch of people where standing around shaking their heads and this little old lady stuck flowers in the back of my pants. Turns out her son was the guy who had to go into my rectum to take the pictures. Unfortunately he startled me when the flash went off I adjusted my position and he ended up dying in my colon. You think a little air induced gas coming out of your colon is embarassing? Try crapping out a corpse about three days later and being the guy at the funeral everyones pointing at and saying yep thats the one. His mother still visits my ass monthly and hangs a wreath off my balls to honor him. Creeps the Ms.'s out some, but i think I owe it to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I had one, but it was just a different methodology. I went to the Zoo and they had me lay belly over on a large dirt mound. Then some jerk ran up to me and shot me with a gun. I thought I was a dead man. Turns out it was just a little needle with some sleepy stuff in it. I woke up and a bunch of people where standing around shaking their heads and this little old lady stuck flowers in the back of my pants. Turns out her son was the guy who had to go into my rectum to take the pictures. Unfortunately he startled me when the flash went off I adjusted my position and he ended up dying in my colon. You think a little air induced gas coming out of your colon is embarassing? Try crapping out a corpse about three days later and being the guy at the funeral everyones pointing at and saying yep thats the one. His mother still visits my ass monthly and hangs a wreath off my balls to honor him. Creeps the Ms.'s out some, but i think I owe it to him. Lol.. you're f'd dude.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof Posted July 22, 2009 Author Share Posted July 22, 2009 I had one, but it was just a different methodology. I went to the Zoo and they had me lay belly over on a large dirt mound. Then some jerk ran up to me and shot me with a gun. I thought I was a dead man. Turns out it was just a little needle with some sleepy stuff in it. I woke up and a bunch of people where standing around shaking their heads and this little old lady stuck flowers in the back of my pants. Turns out her son was the guy who had to go into my rectum to take the pictures. Unfortunately he startled me when the flash went off I adjusted my position and he ended up dying in my colon. You think a little air induced gas coming out of your colon is embarassing? Try crapping out a corpse about three days later and being the guy at the funeral everyones pointing at and saying yep thats the one. His mother still visits my ass monthly and hangs a wreath off my balls to honor him. Creeps the Ms.'s out some, but i think I owe it to him. Ha...why do I think there's a tiny bit of truth spirnkled in there somewhere? Drank my second and last bottle of refreshing lemon saline laxative about a half an hour ago, waiting for the mud-buttery to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Ha...why do I think there's a tiny bit of truth spirnkled in there somewhere? Drank my second and last bottle of refreshing lemon saline laxative about a half an hour ago, waiting for the mud-buttery to start. May the brown eye of fortune wink on your procedure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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