Fishooked Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Well a few months ago I found an old girlfriend on FB, my old gf of eons ago, probably when I was 17 or 18. I was really in over my head with this girl, and she was pretty much out of my league at the time. Well, eventually she realized that, and dropped me for some guy that 'had a car' (well, a car that runs...and wasn't 15 years old) I was always bitter the way that ended. Fast forward to a few months ago, found her on FB, and we exchanged a couple of messages. In our messages I learned she had 4 kids. She never posted any pics of herself. So I wonder - Ok, so is she '4 kids and a major milf' or '4 kids and fat'. ? 4 kids and fat. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 VICTORY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 VICTORY! Yes...sweet, sweet victory... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Yes...sweet, sweet victory... Nice. That is like me and finding out my ex (who is just an insane and evil little woman) has not had a steady relationship since me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 C99eZY4V5w8&feature=related From about 4:50 on is relevant to this discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 So I wonder - Ok, so is she '4 kids and a major milf' or '4 kids and fat'. ? 4 kids and fat. I win. You lost your girlfriend to Jif? Sorry to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Pictures? Fat or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Nice. That is like me and finding out my ex (who is just an insane and evil little woman) has not had a steady relationship since me. Well how could she ,once she lost out on the best right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 You lost your girlfriend to Jif? Sorry to hear that. LMAO, good pull, but she wasn't fat then. She is now. Sorry, no can do on the pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I get the feeling out their on some girly message board a similar thread has been written about me. Damn it. Though congrats fish you did win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Having to brag about a "victory" - several years after the fact doesn't seem very victorious to me. Then again, boys are weird. Anyway, congrats. Have a parade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Having to brag about a "victory" - several years after the fact doesn't seem very victorious to me. Then again, boys are effed in the head... Anyway, congrats. Have a parade. Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Shut up. LOL! Only one person in my life can get me to "shut up." It's a miracle, I tell yah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I've observed that the hottest chicks through grammar and high school often turn into sluts and start drinking, having babies and what not and ruin themselves. It's the chick that all the girls thought was beautiful that none of the boys at the time thought was hot, that's timid and was brought up right, that develops to become the hottest. At least that seems true as for my 3 siblings' years past grammar school. In short, get 'em while they're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Anyway, congrats. Have a parade. Why, so you could rain on it? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT IT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 LOL! Only one person in my life can get me to "shut up." It's a miracle, I tell yah. Jesus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Jesus? LMAO! That is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 LOL! Only one person in my life can get me to "shut up." It's a miracle, I tell yah. Is there any possible way we could get him/her to start posting on this site? Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Why, so you could rain on it? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT IT!!! LOL! That was pretty good. I'll have to rep you for that one. Nah, it's not Jesus. Definitely not Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Well a few months ago I found an old girlfriend on FB, my old gf of eons ago, probably when I was 17 or 18. I was really in over my head with this girl, and she was pretty much out of my league at the time. Well, eventually she realized that, and dropped me for some guy that 'had a car' (well, a car that runs...and wasn't 15 years old) I was always bitter the way that ended. Fast forward to a few months ago, found her on FB, and we exchanged a couple of messages. In our messages I learned she had 4 kids. She never posted any pics of herself. So I wonder - Ok, so is she '4 kids and a major milf' or '4 kids and fat'. ? 4 kids and fat. I win. well i assume you have all your hair still..if not, she could be claiming victory also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 Is there any possible way we could get him/her to start posting on this site? Thanks in advance. He'd get banned for being too 'uppity' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Having to brag about a "victory" - several years after the fact doesn't seem very victorious to me. Then again, boys are weird. Anyway, congrats. Have a parade. you must be fun at party's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 you must be fun at party's actually she is fun. Garb is one of 1st people I invite to my soirees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 Having to brag about a "victory" - several years after the fact doesn't seem very victorious to me. Then again, boys are weird. Anyway, congrats. Have a parade. I'll take these victories anywhere I can get them. I used to walk through 3 towns over and several miles just to see her after work for 10 minutes, because her parents were so strict. And then I got to walk back I get repaid for that be her seeing someone else behind my back. Cheatin' bitch. Yes, I do win. And I'm 6' tall, 190lbs, and have all my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 actually she is fun. Garb is one of 1st people I invite to my soirees. I googled "high horse Pinata" and this is all that came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Cheatin' bitch. Yes, I do win. And I'm 6' tall, 190lbs, and have all my hair. well, you are overweight also http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishooked Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 well, you are overweight also http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm So is the entire United States. Overweight is one thing..being fat & pear-shaped is another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 So is the entire United States. Overweight is one thing..being fat & pear-shaped is another I keed I keed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 well, you are overweight also http://www.healthchecksystems.com/heightweightchart.htm Those charts aren't based on real science. Look up how those things got their beginning and what they were used and meant for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Those charts aren't based on real science. Look up how those things got their beginning and what they were used and meant for. sounds like a retort from a chubber thats was a softball, i had to hit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Those charts aren't based on real science. Look up how those things got their beginning and what they were used and meant for. YES!!!! I just made it into the "Small Frame" category for being 6'3. WOOHOO!!1!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 sounds like a retort from a chubber thats was a softball, i had to hit it Right now? I could lose 10 lbs. However, a year ago I had 15 lbs on that thing for my height and I was at 7% body fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Right now? I could lose 10 lbs. However, a year ago I had 15 lbs on that thing for my height and I was at 7% body fat. wtf happened? new job? new gf who is a great cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 wtf happened? new job? new gf who is a great cook? New job. I work 11pm-9am. It's a ****ty shift and I never have any energy or time to work out. I was benching 300 back then. Now, I'm at 175... I feel like a failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I feel like a failure. Just take a look at where you rank on the site in rep and you'll feel all warm and fuzzy again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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