Klecko73isGod Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I have mixed emotions about the overwhelming love for The Crusher, my muffin top. On one hand, its flattering because I know I have his heart. On another, it gives me a little bit of an unwanted, jealous and forgotten feeling. This thing between you two is getting disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afosomf Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Now thats bull****. I never said that. somebody else might have (lol) . but it certainly wasn't me. link? methinks BP has a crusher on jeto;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I once sat on a chair in a crowded restaurant and it collapsed like the Jets defense. Boom, right down to the floor. The whole place burst out laughing including me. So, I got up and asked everyone if they like to see me do it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I once sat on a chair in a crowded restaurant and it collapsed like the Jets defense. Boom, right down to the floor. The whole place burst out laughing including me. So, I got up and asked everyone if they like to see me do it again. You too? Thats aweseome. The other one I do. Is when Ms Crusher and I walk through the restaraunt I stare at everyone elses food to see what looks good. If they turn their head I use my years of food snatching kills to take a sample. Then I already know what to call when the waiter comes. Just like the Patriots coaching staff. My whole family for all these years call me a food genius. Truth is Im just a food peaking snatching scumbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Dear Crusher Everyone seems to love you here. I have difficulty finding friends on JN. What is your recipe? JonEJet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 This thing between you two is getting disturbing. Disturbing? JiF is positively plumping the life of a fatty by befriending them and making them feel sexy. Sounds like par to me Tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I have mixed emotions about the overwhelming love for The Crusher, my muffin top. On one hand, its flattering because I know I have his heart. On another, it gives me a little bit of an unwanted, jealous and forgotten feeling. "Wind Beneath My Wings" Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It must have been cold there in my shadow, to never have sunlight on your face. You were content to let me shine, that's your way. You always walked a step behind. So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strength. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. It might have appeared to go unnoticed, but I've got it all here in my heart. I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it. I would be nothing without you. Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, everything I wish I could be. Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. Oh, the wind beneath my wings. You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high. Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings. Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly high against the sky, so high I almost touch the sky. Thank you, thank you, thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 "Wind Beneath My Wings" Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It must have been cold there in my shadow, to never have sunlight on your face. You were content to let me shine, that's your way. You always walked a step behind. So I was the one with all the glory, while you were the one with all the strength. A beautiful face without a name for so long. A beautiful smile to hide the pain. Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. It might have appeared to go unnoticed, but I've got it all here in my heart. I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it. I would be nothing without you. Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything, everything I wish I could be. Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings. Oh, the wind beneath my wings. You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly away. You let me fly so high. Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings. Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly high against the sky, so high I almost touch the sky. Thank you, thank you, thank God for you, the wind beneath my wings. That song is reserved for one man and one man only on this site: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 That song is reserved for one man and one man only on this site: You may have to reconsider your motivational sources. Mine are JiF, Pastrami, and Gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 You too? Thats aweseome. The other one I do. Is when Ms Crusher and I walk through the restaraunt I stare at everyone elses food to see what looks good. If they turn their head I use my years of food snatching kills to take a sample. Then I already know what to call when the waiter comes. Just like the Patriots coaching staff. My whole family for all these years call me a food genius. Truth is Im just a food peaking snatching scumbag. If I could rep this post, I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Dear Crusher Everyone seems to love you here. I have difficulty finding friends on JN. What is your recipe? JonEJet Don't be fooled. They just all know Im always carrying food. I got a fanny pack that fits two rottiserie chickens and a key lime pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 "Wind Beneath My Wings" Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It must have been cold there in my shadow I thought we were in your shadow, you ****ing eclipse, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 crusher is totally hunky! and of course that whole.. good family man and dedicated to his beautiful wife is just wonderful. and of course, he is funny as all get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 crusher is totally Chunky! and of course that whole.. good family man and dedicated to his beautiful wife is just wonderful. and of course, he is funny as all get out! Fixed LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 i do like crusher... but i really love gossamer. ::wub on a side not, I once watched this on the influence of magic mushrooms religious experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 I thought we were in your shadow, you ****ing eclipse, you. I have always notice that the people to my west are always so tanned and healthy, and the ones to my east are pale and have ricketts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 on a side not, I once watched this on the influence of magic mushrooms religious experience Ha The first time I saw Peter Gabriels video "Sledgehammer" was the same -- I still remember that moment. THe dancing chickens just killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Hmmmm.....Jeto thinks Crusher is the supreme cheese on an angus beef burger? This should be cause for concern, not celebration, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Fixed LOL when referring to myself, i used the word "fluffy" though i recently found out what a fluffer is and have decided that it might not be the best descriptive word i could use. OY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 when referring to myself, i used the word "fluffy" though i recently found out what a fluffer is and have decided that it might not be the best descriptive word i could use. OY! Ha! I just googled "fluffer." gg! You're a dirty girl!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 when referring to myself, i used the word "fluffy" though i recently found out what a fluffer is and have decided that it might not be the best descriptive word i could use. OY! Recently been reviewing the JN Mod job description I see.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 when referring to myself, i used the word "fluffy" though i recently found out what a fluffer is and have decided that it might not be the best descriptive word i could use. OY! Yeah you might want to reconsider that one. Fluffer is like a third base coach for porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Elephants never forget, skeezbag. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=902439&postcount=81 And I'm a big, fat elephant. Not. LOL! Grow some skin you whiny lil girl..lol..that was in reply to this. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?p=902316#post902316 And I like being a skeezbag I'm all lubby dubby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Ha The first time I saw Peter Gabriels video "Sledgehammer" was the same -- I still remember that moment. THe dancing chickens just killed me. lol, I can see that. it's funny, 20 years later I remember where I was and the whole experience. later that day we climbed trees like monkeys from the movie "altered states". my buddy got about 45 feet up. we howled and screamed like animals. I ate a handful of caps miracle we didn't get arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Ha! I just googled "fluffer." gg! You're a dirty girl!!!! yeah that is what i am sayin.. i mentioned it too someone .. and they told me to google it. OY! just my style, dont you think, ms. chick pea. Recently been reviewing the JN Mod job description I see.. i dont think i have the right parts. Yeah you might want to reconsider that one. Fluffer is like a third base coach for porn. so i read. eek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Disturbing? JiF is positively plumping the life of a fatty by befriending them and making them feel sexy. Sounds like par to me Tiger. You make me feel so good about myself. "Wind Beneath My Wings" I <3 U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted July 26, 2009 Author Share Posted July 26, 2009 LOL! Grow some skin you whiny lil girl..lol..that was in reply to this. http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showthread.php?p=902316#post902316 And I like being a skeezbag I'm all lubby dubby You're also a dishonest shatbucket. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Everybody's gotta go sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted July 26, 2009 Author Share Posted July 26, 2009 Hmmmm.....Jeto thinks Crusher is the supreme cheese on an angus beef burger? This should be cause for concern, not celebration, folks. He has a vegetarian side. He likes Pineapplez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Tell me more about my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 Tell me more about my eyes. Haw Haw Haw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Haw Haw Haw! I dont know what you are trying accomplish, but you better back off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 CAT FIIIIGGGHHHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ha! I just googled "fluffer." gg! You're a dirty girl!!!! Haven't you learned not to google things yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Ha! I just googled "fluffer." gg! You're a dirty girl!!!! I thought you worked as a fluffer in the early 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Haven't you learned not to google things yet? I know, I know! My curiosity gets the best of me. It's like Theo Epstein's inifinte search for a shortstop. You know it's 'gonna be a horrow show - but he keeps trading and signining fa's anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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