TaborJet Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I'll start: When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Norris Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 You've got a lot of nerve starting this thread without my permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 You've got a lot of nerve starting this thread without my permission. Holy ****... Please let me live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Norris Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Chuck Norris took it in the balloon knot from Bruce Li. Today, he takes it from anybody who offers an infomercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Norris Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Chuck Norris took it in the balloon knot from Bruce Li. Today, he takes it from anybody who offers an infomercial. Chuck Norris is going to shove your mustache up your ass, sideways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn,t get morning wood - He gets morning redwood. Chuck Norris dose not wait for oppotunity to knock - He roundhouse kicks til he gets what he wants For every man you don't kill Chuck Norris kills 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 All 99 of Jay-Z's problems are Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 This thread is about 4 years too late with this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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