JohnnyHector Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 From Rotoworld: JaMarcus Russell admitted Thursday that he didn't report to Raiders training camp in ideal physical condition. Will this guy ever get it? "I'm probably a little heavy," Russell acknowledged. "But I'm not 300 pounds like you all said last year." That's too bad, because the Raiders needed a left tackle to protect Jeff Garcia's blind side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Wow, a lot of shocking news today, First David Roidtiz now this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMJ Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Wow, a lot of shocking news today, First David Roidtiz now this! Really! Who ever would have thought a guy who hit 56 HRs just 3 seasons ago and can't get into the double digits now was on roids? And JaMarcus Russell reporting overweight? What's this world coming to? That guy has always been the epitome of physical conditioning. Those 2 really came out of left field... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 He's a naturally fat phuck. It doesnt help that he's from that fat state of Louisiana where they eat fried chicken and pork products for breakfast lunch & dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 he is just a idiot.. it will take eventually being cut and having blown all his money having to re-evaluate his lifestyle.. a player these days in a skill position that doesnt stay in shape is a moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 He's a naturally fat phuck. It doesnt help that he's from that fat state of Louisiana where they eat fried chicken and pork products for breakfast lunch & dinner. Crusher just called his realtor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Michael Vick = Oakland Raider It's only a matter of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 * Not my work... way too amateurish for my standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 * Not my work... way too amateurish for my standards. Yeah, that looks more like some of my work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Russell would be a decent, possibly good, Quarterback if he weren't in Oakland, weight issues or no weight issues. I truly believe this. Our own Kris Jenkins had a history of weight issues before we got him and gave him a weight clause in his contract. In Russell's next contract, I am sure he will receive the exact same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Russell is a very talented QB although for all of that arm strength he probably throws the worst deep ball in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Crusher just called his realtor... LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Crusher just called his realtor... Touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Crusher just called his realtor... Yes Johnny Hector, a nice little place on the water for some fishing and a picnic table you could land a F-15 on. Crusher likes a little dishing with his fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Does it matter? Scrambling out of the pocket isn't his game anyway, and with Al Davis as the de facto head coach, the team isn't going anywhere anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenn31 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Russell would be a decent, possibly good, Quarterback if he weren't in Oakland, weight issues or no weight issues. I truly believe this. Our own Kris Jenkins had a history of weight issues before we got him and gave him a weight clause in his contract. In Russell's next contract, I am sure he will receive the exact same thing. Are you serious? If your QB needs a weight clause in his contract, say hello to the Land of No Playoffs. And, you probably don't have a leader if he needs that clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 He'll make a good fullback for McFadden, Bush, and Fargas. Nothing like a number 1 overall pick at fullback... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 He'll make a good fullback for McFadden, Bush, and Fargas. Nothing like a number 1 overall pick at fullback... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBeans Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Yup. Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 He's a naturally fat phuck. It doesnt help that he's from that fat state of Louisiana where they eat fried chicken and pork products for breakfast lunch & dinner. How is that different from your own eating habits, except that we don't eat watermelon for desert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 How is that different from your own eating habits, except that we don't eat watermelon for desert? Holy ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJ667 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 How is that different from your own eating habits, except that we don't eat watermelon for desert? Obama is going to be having a beer with you two next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Michael Vick = Oakland Raider It's only a matter of time. it makes a lot of sense on a few different levels-Oakland has never had problems with 'character issues' guys. I'm in the minority here on Vick-I think he deserves a second chance-he's served his time and learned his lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Son of a b*tch! Anyway, Jamarcus Russell, it just shows horrible lack of discipline. Showing up overweight is like an actor not knowing his lines. I don't see anything wrong with a weight clause, but personally, anything that reeks of failure in Oakland is fine by me at the end of the day. I've nothing against that team staying in Hell for all eternity. In fact, it tickles me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Well, we do need someone to give Jenkins a few blows a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Well, we do need someone to give Jenkins a few blows a game. I'm sure one of the mods will volunteer, as they are well-versed in that area... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I bet he plays well this year. Is this going to be a yearly report? At least they're not outright lying and saying "300 pounds!!!" again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua4ever04 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 If I'm a Raiders fan and Jamarcus Russell is the opening day starter with Jeff Garcia on the bench, I'm getting a gun and ending my misery right there. I'm starting to almost feel bad for their fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boynton Beach Jets Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 If I'm a Raiders fan and Jamarcus Russell is the opening day starter with Jeff Garcia on the bench, I'm getting a gun and ending my misery right there. I'm starting to almost feel bad for their fans. If you are a Dolphag fan:bag: you should take a gun and shoot yourself any way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua4ever04 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I'm a masochist. I guess I should've been a Jets fan then, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I thought this was the thread from last year. I have a feeling JaMarcus Russell is going to end his career as a Defensive Lineman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 If I'm a Raiders fan and Jamarcus Russell is the opening day starter with Jeff Garcia on the bench, I'm getting a gun and ending my misery right there. I'm starting to almost feel bad for their fans. So, you'd be pissed that the 3rd-year first overall pick is playing in favor of a 40-year old that lost his job to Brian Griese last year? My reaction would be the polar opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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