Doggin94it Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 The cluster of twelve students sat rapt in the CCNY Freshman housing lounge, staring at the flickering black and white images that, for many of them, was the first television program they had ever seen. John Cameron Swayze's bluff features stared out at them as he relayed the news. We take you now to film of the Junior Senator from Wisconsin, Joseph McCarthy, as he made a startling announcement to a Republican Women's forum in West Virginia last night. There was a barely perceptible flicker as the station switched to the grainier film from the event. McCarthy, an energetic 44 year old, waved a piece of white paper dramatically. I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department. The gasps from the women at the event merged with the students' shocked murmurs as the video switched back to the studio and Swayze. McCarthy went on to say that according to his evidence, roughly 30% of Americans are communists or communist sympathizers. With us now is our statistical analyst, to explain what that means. Bleedin Green? The camera panned over to Bleedin Green, who shuffled papers in front of him before staring meaningfully into the camera. Thank you, John. What that means, is that statistically, about 3 in every ten Americans are communists or communists sympathizers. If, to randomly pick a number, you have 12 people in a room, exactly 3.6 will be communists. Back to you, John. Thank you, Bleedin. McCarthy has asked that anyone who identifies a potential communist call the tip-line at 1-888-4-PINKOS. That's the story for February 10, 1950, folks -- glad we could get together. A stunned silence settled onto the room. Someone, it was impossible to tell who, whispered the number 3.6. Freshmen who hadn't really known each other all that well to begin with now cast jaundiced eyes around the room. Which 3.6 among them were the communists? Which? Day 1 1) JiF 2) EY 3) Crusher 4) Irish Jet 5) Slats 6) CTM 7) Pac 8) Klecko 9) Verbal 10) Vicious 11) Smashmouth 12) JVoR (MOD VOICE: Vote for whoever you think is a communist. Majority vote to lynch. Good luck. With 12 players alive, it takes 7 votes to lynch) Rules post coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggin94it Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Rules 1) Unless your PM from me specifically said you could do so, you cannot discuss this game with any other player in PM or otherwise. All discussion must take place on the game thread itself. 2) You are not allowed to quote PMs you received from me in the game thread. 3) No editing posts in this thread, either proof read them first or live with the consequences. Flagrant abuse of this rule will result in a mod-kill. 4) Please bold votes of unvotes in this format: Vote: EY 5) The day's report to the commie hotline will occur when the required number of votes are reached, subsequent unvotes will not be counted. 6) Days (other than Day 1) will last 72 hours. Nights will last 24 hours. All actions not submitted by the deadline will be forfeit. Failure to reach a majority (whether to lynch or a majority on "no lynch") will result in a random lynch. 7) The EY Rule: If a PM is sent by accident. Please come to me before posting information contained there-in. 8) The SMC Rule: Don't quote the PMs, don't post the screen shots, use your judgment and don't be a dick. If anyone has any questions about their roles, game play or strategy, or anything else, feel free to ask me. --------------------------------------------- As a courtesy to other players, please PM me if you feel you will be unable to meet deadlines, so that we can find a replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 JIF is teh Self proclaimed King. Choosy moms choose JIF . Always listen to your Mom. Vote: JiF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Death to communists! First one to go: Vote: EY Cause Doggin used his name as an example. And we all should listen to Doggin. Also, all of you are communists.... or more likely none of you are and we all lose. But let's go down swinging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Death to communists! First one to go: Vote: EY Cause Doggin used his name as an example. And we all should listen to Doggin. Also, all of you are communists.... or more likely none of you are and we all lose. But let's go down swinging. The Obvious VoR . I was think the same thing The Question is do you listen to Doggin or MOM . JiF = Pinko Commie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 JIF is teh Self proclaimed King. Choosy moms choose JIF . Always listen to your Mom. Vote: JiF Cute http://www.jetnation.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1332484&postcount=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggin94it Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 Vote Count JiF (1) - Smashmouth EY (1) - JVoR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Death to communists! First one to go: Vote: EY Cause Doggin used his name as an example. And we all should listen to Doggin. Also, all of you are communists.... or more likely none of you are and we all lose. But let's go down swinging. Doggin copied and pasted the rules from my game in which I used my name as the example of how to vote fwiw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Vote EY Cause he's an uppity bitch. <3 u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Doggin copied and pasted the rules from my game in which I used my name as the example of how to vote fwiw. That's is an awfully serious denial to an obvious non serious post Vote Klecko For entertainment value Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 3.6 commies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That's is an awfully serious denial to an obvious non serious post Vote Klecko For entertainment value Seeing as I don't have a freaking clue how to play why am I not surprised Chan has taken it upon himself to be a douche? Way to defy expectations there Glenny! Vote: CTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 3.6 commies? Well EY is really skinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 JIF is teh Self proclaimed King. Choosy moms choose JIF . Always listen to your Mom. Vote: JiF Hard to disagree with this logic. JiF is the obvious choice if we where looking for someone that looks fetching in a shark tooth necklace and board shorts, but where not. Where looking for communists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggin94it Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 Vote Count JiF (1) - Smashmouth EY (2) - JVoR, Vicious Klecko (1) - CTM CTM (1) - Klecko With 12 players alive, it takes 7 votes to lynch. Oh, and I should mention, death scenes will tell you alignment only, not role. Sorry, but I did tell you there was no hope of winning, didn't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Oh, and I should mention, death scenes will tell you alignment only, not role. Sorry, but I did tell you there was no hope of winning, didn't I? Did you tell everyone they wouldn't be able to win, or only us poor townies? Does this game in in thermonuclear war no matter who's winning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Vote Count JiF (1) - Smashmouth EY (2) - JVoR, Vicious Klecko (1) - CTM CTM (1) - Klecko With 12 players alive, it takes 7 votes to lynch. Oh, and I should mention, death scenes will tell you alignment only, not role. Sorry, but I did tell you there was no hope of winning, didn't I? figured you told everyone that little tidbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggin94it Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 Did you tell everyone they wouldn't be able to win, or only us poor townies? Does this game in in thermonuclear war no matter who's winning? Heh - you can win, you just won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Heh - you can win, you just won't. So being a newb isn't a disadvantage because we're all ****ed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Death to communists! Cause Doggin used his name as an example. And we all should listen to Doggin. I was told NOT to listen to Doggin. But you say we should. Therfore, you must be a commie. Vote: Jets Voice of Reason Btw, Doggin? Where did you get that name? I'm going to start using that elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Hard to disagree with this logic. JiF is the obvious choice if we where looking for someone that looks fetching in a shark tooth necklace and board shorts, but where not. Where looking for communists. FTR, I have never worn a shark tooth necklace in my life. Nor have I ever worn a sea shell necklace or anything along the lines of completely homosexual. But, I still luvs. So being a newb isn't a disadvantage because we're all ****ed? Your only disadvantage that you have, is the fact that you're playing with your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 So being a newb isn't a disadvantage because we're all ****ed? Im sure he told eveyone "you cant win" if he only told certain players he would be giving the game away . It means nothing. I voted for JiF because JiF is a good player. Good players usually get Night killed so why not try and out a commie right off the bat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I was told NOT to listen to Doggin. But you say we should. Therfore, you must be a commie. Vote: Jets Voice of Reason Btw, Doggin? Where did you get that name? I'm going to start using that elsewhere. Its a John Abraham thing disappearing in big playoff games . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Im sure he told eveyone "you cant win" if he only told certain players he would be giving the game away . It means nothing. I voted for JiF because JiF is a good player. Good players usually get Night killed so why not try and out a commie right off the bat ? JiF just doesn't strike me as a commie. I mean he does do the ghey things with Teh Crusher but he's not really 100% ghey as his massive stable of fat women will attest. Plus I know he's not a huge vodka drinker either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Well EY is really skinny. Not so much anymore Ralphie May. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Hard to disagree with this logic. JiF is the obvious choice if we where looking for someone that looks fetching in a shark tooth necklace and board shorts, but where not. Where looking for communists. Hmmmmmmm... A good American would know the difference between "where" and "we're"... Is this commie speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 JiF just doesn't strike me as a commie. I mean he does do the ghey things with Teh Crusher but he's not really 100% ghey as his massive stable of fat women will attest. Plus I know he's not a huge vodka drinker either.... Sticking up for your commie buddy are ya ? When hes dead your next . Way to early to be sticking up for other players. But its never to early to lynch a commie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Hmmmmmmm... A good American would know the difference between "where" and "we're"... Is this commie speak? you may be right EY the fat finger rule does not apply here hummmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Not so much anymore Ralphie May. Have you been taking massive super Weight Gain 4000 powder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 =Klecko73isGod;1337254Seeing as I don't have a freaking clue how to play why am I not surprised Chan has taken it upon himself to be a douche? Way to defy expectations there Glenny! Vote: CTM [quote=Smashmouth;1337291 I voted for JiF because JiF is a good player. Good players usually get Night killed so why not try and out a commie right off the bat ? Until someone post anything with more truth and accuracy I have to agree. I'd like to hear arguments on how Chan isn't a douche. Smashmouth it's nice to see you, though you chose not to say high back in the sign up thread it's ok. Sometimes people mistake me for a mini-van or yard shed and this happens. Chan is another excellent player and a douche. vote" Chan Communism and Douchinism seem to go hand and hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Sticking up for your commie buddy are ya ? When hes dead your next . Way to early to be sticking up for other players. But its never to early to lynch a commie. I wasn't sticking up for anyone. I was attempting to use logic to figure out who the commie is. You're awfully quick to point fingers at others. Maybe someone is a little too eager to get the suspicion away from themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Until someone post anything with more truth and accuracy I have to agree. I'd like to hear arguments on how Chan isn't a douche. Smashmouth it's nice to see you, though you chose not to say high back in the sign up thread it's ok. Sometimes people mistake me for a mini-van or yard shed and this happens. Chan is another excellent player and a douche. vote" Chan Communism and Douchinism seem to go hand and hand. I didn't edit content I tried and fix the stupid qoutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Until someone post anything with more truth and accuracy I have to agree. I'd like to hear arguments on how Chan isn't a douche. Smashmouth it's nice to see you, though you chose not to say high back in the sign up thread it's ok. Sometimes people mistake me for a mini-van or yard shed and this happens. Chan is another excellent player and a douche. vote" Chan Communism and Douchinism seem to go hand and hand. Im sorry Crusher . I didnt even realize that. BTW Crusher I said "good players" not commie windbags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 JiF just doesn't strike me as a commie. I mean he does do the ghey things with Teh Crusher but he's not really 100% ghey as his massive stable of fat women will attest. Plus I know he's not a huge vodka drinker either.... That looks like a whole lot of sticking up ..to me. Then the denial . typical Commie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That looks like a whole lot of sticking up ..to me. Then the denial . typical Commie You remind me of Angela Landsbury in The Manchurian Candidate and you know she turned out to be the real Commie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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