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Oh I'd nail the living **** out of her.

Paris Hilton though? Never... I think she's ****ing hideous, lazy eye and all.

My ass, you nor any guy on this site (unless they like ****) would say no to Paris.

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It's funny guys will marry and bang a chick that looks normal but say the won't touch someone that is sexy because she is famous for nothing and not liked because of it.

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You guys can say what you want but there's not one of you that wouldn't bang her. It's like the hate people have for Paris Hilton and you all bang her as well.

Yeah, she can get it, but if I were Merriman I would pass IMO. Also, I wouldn't touch Paris nothing attractive about her.

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My ass, you nor any guy on this site (unless they like ****) would say no to Paris.

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It's funny guys will marry and bang a chick that looks normal but say the won't touch someone that is sexy because she is famous for nothing and not liked because of it.

That's cause you think you're some ****ing sound voice of reason. People have different likes and dislikes. I don't think Paris Hilton is attractive. She's just an unattractive female to me so yes, I would say no to her. She's got a lazy eye, don't know when that was "hot" and is way way way way to skinny all over for me. My woman has a thin frame but has got plenty to offer in the bottom half which is what I prefer.

Women are a personal preference, just cause you bounce at a strip club doesn't make an authority on the matter.

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A promiscous woman who named her self "Tila Tequila" suddenly decides this was the time to get sober and serious in her relationship with a knucklehead who himself has a past of roiding. And her solution is to strip naked and drive drunk. I'm by means of family too familiar with 12 Steps,rehab, interventions, etc. and this is certainly a new one to me.

Can I move to New Zealand, Australia, Ireland or some northern Canadian town?

Hope Goodell bans Merriman's ass for a season plus. He's simply too stupid to play tiddlywinks much less NFL football.

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That's cause you think you're some ****ing sound voice of reason. People have different likes and dislikes. I don't think Paris Hilton is attractive. She's just an unattractive female to me so yes, I would say no to her. She's got a lazy eye, don't know when that was "hot" and is way way way way to skinny all over for me. My woman has a thin frame but has got plenty to offer in the bottom half which is what I prefer.

Women are a personal preference, just cause you bounce at a strip club doesn't make an authority on the matter.

I'm not a bouncer but anyway I am a guy and 99% of guys don't turn down *****. And my comments had nothing to do with your wife/gf. I was referring to all the guys on here that say they wouldn't bang a chick like Tila or Paris, they're full of ****. Maybe you're the 1% that wouldn't bang a hot chick but most guys go out to clubs and will take home almost any girl that will say yes.

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And as far as me working in a stripclub and nightclubs, it does make me better qualified to say what guys act like around *****. I'm the sober one watching guys and girls do anything and everything to try to get *****. You guys can sit here and act like you're to cool to bang a famous hot chick but you're all full of **** most of you would bang Roseanne Barr if you had a few drinks and didn't think anyone would find out.

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I'm not a bouncer but anyway I am a guy and 99% of guys don't turn down *****. And my comments had nothing to do with your wife/gf. I was referring to all the guys on here that say they wouldn't bang a chick like Tila or Paris, they're full of ****. Maybe you're the 1% that wouldn't bang a hot chick but most guys go out to clubs and will take home almost any girl that will say yes.

Fair enough I thought you were trying to say something bout my lady. That's all.

I'm not gonna say I have always landed the hottest of hottest ass, but there are certain things I just don't like in girls. I'm not a blonde hair, blue eyed kinda guy and in all honesty there's really only one girl who ever had that complexion that I've ever hooked up with.

Hell even when it comes to my porn watching tendencies I dont' like those kinds of girls. I kinda wish Borgo was here so we could hear him chime in on Ms. Tequila.

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Fair enough I thought you were trying to say something bout my lady. That's all.

I'm not gonna say I have always landed the hottest of hottest ass, but there are certain things I just don't like in girls. I'm not a blonde hair, blue eyed kinda guy and in all honesty there's really only one girl who ever had that complexion that I've ever hooked up with.

Hell even when it comes to my porn watching tendencies I dont' like those kinds of girls. I kinda wish Borgo was here so we could hear him chime in on Ms. Tequila.

I'm all about the Asian chicks, I'm dating one but I am also all about *****. I'll **** any type of girl. My favorites are

Asians

Punks

Goths

Metalheads

Blondes

Redheads

Latins

Blacks

Preps

Girl next door

older

younger

shorter

taller

hairy

shaved

big ass

small ass

big ****

small ****

athletic

chubby

handicapped

curl hair

straight hair

fake hair

and so on

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I'm all about the Asian chicks, I'm dating one but I am also all about *****. I'll **** any type of girl. My favorites are

Asians

Punks

Goths

Metalheads

Blondes

Redheads

Latins

Blacks

Preps

Girl next door

older

younger

shorter

taller

hairy

shaved

big ass

small ass

big ****

small ****

athletic

chubby

handicapped

curl hair

straight hair

fake hair

and so on

big deal. Ive been so drunk and so horny at times Ive banged produce.

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LOl, that could be the sequel to American Pie, American Produce.

Have you're big ass on top of a heavy duty table banging a head of lettuce.

I like my stuff fresh man. I take it right in the garden. Besides the house rules have been firmly set by Ms Crusher, I may have sex with any produce I like, but keep my fat ass off the table.

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The San Diego DA's Office will not pursue two felony charges against Shawne Merriman in connection with his alleged domestic abuse of Tila Tequila.

"After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman," the DA said in a statement, "our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. This case is now closed. No further statement will be made." Merriman will also avoid NFL discipline.

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