New York Mick Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Oh I'd nail the living **** out of her. Paris Hilton though? Never... I think she's ****ing hideous, lazy eye and all. My ass, you nor any guy on this site (unless they like ****) would say no to Paris. It's funny guys will marry and bang a chick that looks normal but say the won't touch someone that is sexy because she is famous for nothing and not liked because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 You guys can say what you want but there's not one of you that wouldn't bang her. It's like the hate people have for Paris Hilton and you all bang her as well. Yeah, she can get it, but if I were Merriman I would pass IMO. Also, I wouldn't touch Paris nothing attractive about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 My ass, you nor any guy on this site (unless they like ****) would say no to Paris. It's funny guys will marry and bang a chick that looks normal but say the won't touch someone that is sexy because she is famous for nothing and not liked because of it. That's cause you think you're some ****ing sound voice of reason. People have different likes and dislikes. I don't think Paris Hilton is attractive. She's just an unattractive female to me so yes, I would say no to her. She's got a lazy eye, don't know when that was "hot" and is way way way way to skinny all over for me. My woman has a thin frame but has got plenty to offer in the bottom half which is what I prefer. Women are a personal preference, just cause you bounce at a strip club doesn't make an authority on the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Disagree, in my experience those are Long Island JAPS, not the Asian girls. What's the difference between a JAP and a toilet? A toilet doesn't follow you around for months after you use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 What's the difference between a JAP and a toilet? A toilet doesn't follow you around for months after you use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 My ass, you nor any guy on this site (unless they like ****) would say no to Paris. What's ****? Not having herpes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 A promiscous woman who named her self "Tila Tequila" suddenly decides this was the time to get sober and serious in her relationship with a knucklehead who himself has a past of roiding. And her solution is to strip naked and drive drunk. I'm by means of family too familiar with 12 Steps,rehab, interventions, etc. and this is certainly a new one to me. Can I move to New Zealand, Australia, Ireland or some northern Canadian town? Hope Goodell bans Merriman's ass for a season plus. He's simply too stupid to play tiddlywinks much less NFL football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 (edited) That's cause you think you're some ****ing sound voice of reason. People have different likes and dislikes. I don't think Paris Hilton is attractive. She's just an unattractive female to me so yes, I would say no to her. She's got a lazy eye, don't know when that was "hot" and is way way way way to skinny all over for me. My woman has a thin frame but has got plenty to offer in the bottom half which is what I prefer. Women are a personal preference, just cause you bounce at a strip club doesn't make an authority on the matter. I'm not a bouncer but anyway I am a guy and 99% of guys don't turn down *****. And my comments had nothing to do with your wife/gf. I was referring to all the guys on here that say they wouldn't bang a chick like Tila or Paris, they're full of ****. Maybe you're the 1% that wouldn't bang a hot chick but most guys go out to clubs and will take home almost any girl that will say yes. Edited September 10, 2009 by New York Mick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 And as far as me working in a stripclub and nightclubs, it does make me better qualified to say what guys act like around *****. I'm the sober one watching guys and girls do anything and everything to try to get *****. You guys can sit here and act like you're to cool to bang a famous hot chick but you're all full of **** most of you would bang Roseanne Barr if you had a few drinks and didn't think anyone would find out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'm not a bouncer but anyway I am a guy and 99% of guys don't turn down *****. And my comments had nothing to do with your wife/gf. I was referring to all the guys on here that say they wouldn't bang a chick like Tila or Paris, they're full of ****. Maybe you're the 1% that wouldn't bang a hot chick but most guys go out to clubs and will take home almost any girl that will say yes. Fair enough I thought you were trying to say something bout my lady. That's all. I'm not gonna say I have always landed the hottest of hottest ass, but there are certain things I just don't like in girls. I'm not a blonde hair, blue eyed kinda guy and in all honesty there's really only one girl who ever had that complexion that I've ever hooked up with. Hell even when it comes to my porn watching tendencies I dont' like those kinds of girls. I kinda wish Borgo was here so we could hear him chime in on Ms. Tequila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I would make intercourse with both Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila. And they would love it because I am the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Fair enough I thought you were trying to say something bout my lady. That's all. I'm not gonna say I have always landed the hottest of hottest ass, but there are certain things I just don't like in girls. I'm not a blonde hair, blue eyed kinda guy and in all honesty there's really only one girl who ever had that complexion that I've ever hooked up with. Hell even when it comes to my porn watching tendencies I dont' like those kinds of girls. I kinda wish Borgo was here so we could hear him chime in on Ms. Tequila. I'm all about the Asian chicks, I'm dating one but I am also all about *****. I'll **** any type of girl. My favorites are Asians Punks Goths Metalheads Blondes Redheads Latins Blacks Preps Girl next door older younger shorter taller hairy shaved big ass small ass big **** small **** athletic chubby handicapped curl hair straight hair fake hair and so on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I would make intercourse with both Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila. And they would love it because I am the man. Then they'd say the did it cause they heard you were underrated but your underrating was overrated, cause you were teh suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 My Asian bitch isn't clingy or psycho and she cooks, cleans and likes threesomes and foursomes. The girl eats more ***** then I do. NYM>Merriman <realtalk> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 (edited) Thug-Turd and Thug-Turdette Edited September 10, 2009 by SouthernJet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'm all about the Asian chicks, I'm dating one but I am also all about *****. I'll **** any type of girl. My favorites are Asians Punks Goths Metalheads Blondes Redheads Latins Blacks Preps Girl next door older younger shorter taller hairy shaved big ass small ass big **** small **** athletic chubby handicapped curl hair straight hair fake hair and so on big deal. Ive been so drunk and so horny at times Ive banged produce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHJF Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 big deal. Ive been so drunk and so horny at times Ive banged produce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 big deal. Ive been so drunk and so horny at times Ive banged produce. LOl, that could be the sequel to American Pie, American Produce. Have you're big ass on top of a heavy duty table banging a head of lettuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 LOl, that could be the sequel to American Pie, American Produce. Have you're big ass on top of a heavy duty table banging a head of lettuce. I like my stuff fresh man. I take it right in the garden. Besides the house rules have been firmly set by Ms Crusher, I may have sex with any produce I like, but keep my fat ass off the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I like my stuff fresh man. I take it right in the garden. Besides the house rules have been firmly set by Ms Crusher, I may have sex with any produce I like, but keep my fat ass off the table. They always know how to take the fun out of something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 DA dropped the charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 DA dropped the charges. Not shocking. Another woman blowing things out of proportion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Disagree, in my experience those are Long Island JAPS, not the Asian girls. Agreed on all counts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsnts725 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 The San Diego DA's Office will not pursue two felony charges against Shawne Merriman in connection with his alleged domestic abuse of Tila Tequila. "After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman," the DA said in a statement, "our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. This case is now closed. No further statement will be made." Merriman will also avoid NFL discipline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFan0122 Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Well I heard a rumor that he made a bet with LT that if he were to choke her, he can get her eyes to go straight being that she is asian and all... Apparently, he lost, and she went unconscious...not too far from another normal night for Tila "I love to lick more than" Tequilla... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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