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To be honest, I've accepted the notion that this is going to be a year of growing pains for us. Maybe we make the playoffs, and maybe we don't, but the thing I want most out of this season is to see Miami fans get clowned. I realized (especially this season) that I have never in my life encountered a more annoying group of people, and that's not just including fan bases. I'm talking cults, political parties, Wayne Newton fans...etc. You name it. And that's saying a lot considering I've been interwebz conversing with New England fans for almost a decade now.

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To be honest, I've accepted the notion that this is going to be a year of growing pains for us. Maybe we make the playoffs, and maybe we don't, but the thing I want most out of this season is to see Miami fans get clowned. I realized (especially this season) that I have never in my life encountered a more annoying group of people, and that's not just including fan bases. I'm talking cults, political parties, Wayne Newton fans...etc. You name it. And that's saying a lot considering I've been interwebz conversing with New England fans for almost a decade now.

and oh man have they gotten even worse since all the orange carpet crap going on now-seeing J-Lo and Mark Anthony 15 times a game and Fergie and Jimmy Buffet doing the Fins dance....I will never go back there again. I haven't heard squat about Miami since that year we got hit with 2 hurricanes and last week my son-in-law leaves a J-e-t-s suck suck suck message for us...I don't expect to be hearing anything THIS week. Miami has ALWAYS been our #1 enemy

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Seriously, I'm not so confident about next week.

Neither am I.

But we had Dolphin fans here today telling us that the 2-4, last place, Miami Dolphins are the 2nd best team in the AFC, behind only Indianapolis.

I'm still trying to figure out how a last place team is the 2nd best out of 16?

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I was like literally the only Jets fan taking the cautious approach before the last game.

This one? We're going to ****ing murder them. I mean seriously, I'll be dissapointed if we don't hospitalise people next Sunday. Henne is in for pain and misery mixed with some Calvin Pace to the skull.

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We loss to a team that beat you too. And score more on them. And beat the Jets... I guess that still adds up to you guys being better. LOL

See yah next week. Ain't no week like Jets week.

and if Miami does happen to win next week-guess what? we'll STILL be ahead of you in the standings

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I was like literally the only Jets fan taking the cautious approach before the last game.

This one? We're going to ****ing murder them. I mean seriously, I'll be dissapointed if we don't hospitalise people next Sunday. Henne is in for pain and misery mixed with some Calvin Pace to the skull.

I actually think we match up better with them with a younger defense-I'm assuming we'll be without Ellis and we have Strickland back and Pace playing with a purpose-AND a chip on his shoulder after the last Miami game

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We loss to a team that beat you too. And score more on them. And beat the Jets... I guess that still adds up to you guys being better. LOL

See yah next week. Ain't no week like Jets week.

You're terrible at math arent you?

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Lets see how it goes with NE being the only good team left on our schedule.

Patriots twice.

Plus the Steelers--who, you may have heard, won a kinda-sorta important game in Tampa last February. So that's three tough games.

To contend for a WC spot, the Dolphins only have to go 8-2 over their last 10 games. Really, you guys are exactly where you want to be.

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I see you guys dont learn you lessons.

We are in last place now.

Lets see how it goes with NE being the only good team left on our schedule.

Ummmm. You do realize that out of your ten remaining games, seven of your opponenets currently have a better record than the Dolphins. You have Tampa, Carolina, and Tennessee. Everybody else has a better record.

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I see you guys dont learn you lessons.

We are in last place now.

Lets see how it goes with NE being the only good team left on our schedule.

just 3 losses puts you at 9-7 and out of the play-offs. i guess you think pittsburgh will be a cakewalk too huh? lol. i could easily see 2 lossses to the pats and a loss to the steelers. that's 3 already. one more somewhere in there and you're at 8-8. your defense is mostly garbage against teams that can pass. so in that respect i cann houston beating you too sinc ei doubt you guys can cover andre johnson and slaton out of the backfield.

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and oh man have they gotten even worse since all the orange carpet crap going on now-seeing J-Lo and Mark Anthony 15 times a game and Fergie and Jimmy Buffet doing the Fins dance....I will never go back there again. I haven't heard squat about Miami since that year we got hit with 2 hurricanes and last week my son-in-law leaves a J-e-t-s suck suck suck message for us...I don't expect to be hearing anything THIS week. Miami has ALWAYS been our #1 enemy

I could not agree more. I made a decision never to walk into that stadium again barring Pink Floyd reuniting and coming to town. The get your fins up crap they are trying to get going is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life. It's even worse than all the morons singing the stolen Houston Oilers song.

My friend who's a miami fan just put his head in his hands when I looked at him and said why aren't your fins up man?

Utterly ridiculous!!!!

I f**kin HATE the Miami Dolphins. Dolphans???? The worst name for a fan base in all of sports.:box::box::box::box::box::box:

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