POTW Bot Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Topic: Sex Addiction - Anyone Else Have It? Phizer has a new treatment for it that they're calling "marriage". Clinical trials show it's very effective in women. The Nomination: "lol" Max Editor's Note: Unfortunately, their efforts are being undone by Novartis, who is in development of a drug called, '22 year old Girlfriend'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 27, 2009 Author Share Posted October 27, 2009 Topic: Larry Johnson = BANT!! Hmmmm, I wonder what that might have been? "CTM" perhaps? The Nomination: "I wonder what EY will do about kleck getting nommed for POTW" Arsis Editor's Note: Pick it to win? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Topic: Larry Johnson = BANT!! He makes gay slurs and they are going to put him next to Tom Brady ? The Nomination: "LOL Nicccceeeeee" StillerPaul Editor's Note: I smell a sitcom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Topic: How else can we use JUSTIN MILLER? How can you say that? The Raiders correctly determined that Randy Moss was washed up. The Nomination: "zoing!!!!" SoFlaJets Editor's Note: Exactly. Remember that time he took the Pats to 18-0, and a Super Bowl appearance? What ever happened in that game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Topic: Dolphins' celebration during Monday night win irks New York Jets Baghdad Blob? The Nomination: "I think we need more Photoshop entries in POTW..." JohnnyHector Editor's Note: Memories of Ribgate. Those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Topic: Tale of Two Coaches. This is not about football. Football is played on a field between the whitelines this is about press confrences and whining that are coach has no class and eats pulled pork sandwiches (Who doesn't like pulled pork sandwiches that would be just unamerican) and saying your coach is the classiest in the league I didnt give a phuck about class I give a phuck about wins. So again go PHUCK YOURSELF YOU ASS CLOWN! Hows that for class. The Nomination: "POTW NOM!" F.Chowds Editor's Note: **** YEAH! If you don't eat Pulled Pork, you are a terrorist. Or Kosher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Topic: Tale of Two Coaches. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Would you two get it over with and just **** already? The Nomination: "Film at 11am lol" afosomf Editor's Note: Remind me to be no where near my TV at 11 am then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 29, 2009 Author Share Posted October 29, 2009 Topic: Bart wants to hurt henne Is that the successor to your critically panned "My wife divorced me when I called her Sanchize in bed" The Nomination: "in an interview she claims his insistance on her yelling "i'm brett favre bitch!!" before she came was the last straw." neckdemon Editor's Note: CTM is slappin' bitches left and right this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 Topic: Bart wants to hurt henne You should change your name to KSK Ryan.. As to your post; Jets fans love good players. People Like Mangold, Jenkins, Revis, almost universely praised becuase they live up to the billing that the insane homer Jets fans give them.. Players like Rhodes, Chad Pennington, Thomas Jones, elicit extreme debate because the reality is that those same insane homer Jets fans wildly overrate them. And most Jets fans are nothing if not wildly optimistic. After we beat NE in game 2 even the previously rational people were annoiting us one of the elites of the league which believe it or not was as nonsensical then as it is now. What really happens here is that the insane homer's untempered enthusiasm sweeps everyone up in a gigantic unrealistic frenzy and the minute the bubble bursts, the more realistic of us get pissed off for falling for it again. It's your fault. The Nomination: "Outstanding description of the highs and lows of Jets fanship. If this doesn't win it should be somewhere in the DSM-IIIR." The Crusher Editor's Note: With Chad Pennington gone, CTM experiences Post-Traumatic Stress Flashbacks, to a darker time, and now struggles to find his own personal relevancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted October 31, 2009 Author Share Posted October 31, 2009 Topic: Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day official Trailer The Nomination: "An all-time classic movie. Like me, it doesnt get the respect it deserves." Lil Bit Special Editor's Note: It's films like these that paved the way for such classics as 'Step-Up 2: The Streets' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 Topic: Channing Crowder Is Out Channing Crowder is a bitch. i dislike him. The Nomination: "Pretty much says it all right there." Klecko73isGod Editor's Note: I heard that's why he's not playing... Channing Crowder, Miami Dolphins, Doubtful with Hurt Feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 1, 2009 Author Share Posted November 1, 2009 Topic: An open letter to Brian Schottenheinmer from SouthernJet Braniac; I continue to be amazed at your insistence to 'over think' every game situation. You have shown a tendency to try and do the EXACT opposite of what is believed to be the logical strategy. You have a belief IMHO that you are attempting to 'fool' the defense by going 180 degrees from what is considered the high % move at the time. Memo to Brian: There is a REASON why some plays are considerd high %. Its because they are the RIGHT way to go. Case in point tonight at end of game. 1:30ish on clock, we just ran 4 yds. on 1st down from 11. Its 2nd and 6 from 7 yd line. Run the ball!!! We have 3 plays to get 6 yds for a 1st down or score a TD. And guess what ? By running you also kill the clock so Miami cant get ball back for tying or game winning FG. And Miami would use timeouts to boot. By throwing , if you score ASAP, Mioami gets ball back with alot of time. Why teh hell do you throw in that tight endzone coverage when you have a strong OLline, solid run game and 1:30 on clock. Thje fact that Jones git 4 yd son 1st down should have been the signal to use next 3 plays to get a 1st down or TD. Throwing was the exact opposite of what you should have done due to run was working and it also allowed Miami to get ball back if we score. But no!!!!!!!! You OVERTHINK and say 'Miami expecting a run, I will mix them up'. There is a reason Miami was expecting run. Cause it was football 101 idiocy to throw down there when you DIDNT need to. And guess what Mephisto? Miami expected a run on 1st down and Jones got 4 yds. That wasnt a clue that we could have run the ball in at that point. Miami was on its heels a sthey thought they blew the game. Only a over thinking coach could have given that game away. And like you did vs Buffal by throwing into wind whenn run game was working, you gave another game away. You have now single handily lost this team 2 games. And Rex, shame on you for not telling Schott to pound it in after Jones gained 4 on 1st down. Shame on you for not being more assertive. Watch you back Scott, Callahan would serve this teams philosophy more than you can and it wont take too many more screw ups for you to lose the OC job. If Callhan was OC vs Buffalo and Miami today we win both games. SouthernJet. The Nomination: "Need anything more be said????" PS17 Editor's Note: Usually 'need anything more be said' would follow something concise. Of course nothing more needs to be said, I just read the ****ing Odessy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Topic: Twitter! Mods please move this to the tell me something I don't know forum. Thanks. The Nomination: "LOL" Pragmatic Bus Editor's Note: I don't think you qualify as a whore when it costs less than $6.75 a pop. You're just sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Topic: Hats Off to Jay Feely... Feeley is a better linebacker than Gholston. The Nomination: "This deserves some recognition." PS17 Editor's Note: Yes, but Gholston can nail 55 yarders.... Into the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Topic: Alan Faneca You don't keep firing coaches hoping to get better. Continuity is the key to long term success. If you really expected this team to be much better than .500 this year with a rookie HC and rookie QB, you weren't thinking straight to begin with. There are 8 games left, the only way Rex loses his job is if the Jets are G-d awful in that stretch. Cowher is not the answer. Neither is Shanahan. They are shot coaches who if they take a job it will be to pick up a big fat paycheck while they have no hunger left whatsoever. You think its a coincidence that Parcells never won another SB after leaving the Giants? You think its a coincidence that the Dolphins under Jimmy Johnson were underachievers? You think its a coincidence that only one coach has ever won championships with two different teams? The list is almost endless and none of them ever won again. It's because they aren't coaching to win, they've lost their hunger and edge. They're coaching to get paid at that point. The only guy who ever won with a second team after winning with his first was Weeb and that was because he had something to prove after being unceremoniously dumped by the Colts. How did things go for Ditka in New Orleans? Seifert in Carolina? That's what anyone who hires Cowher, Gruden, Shanahan or Billick is gonna get. The Nomination: "Excellent football post. Truth in spades." The Crusher Editor's Note: So, are we going to get Cowher in here, or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Topic: View Private Myspace Profiles And Pics View Private Myspace Pics View Private Myspace Profiles The Nomination: "Now I can see what complete trainwrecks my ex-GF's have become... sweet." JohnnyHector Editor's Note: I remember this thread by Fishooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 2, 2009 Author Share Posted November 2, 2009 Topic: Nobody Knows Nothin' About Anything: God bless being wrong, NFL-style Premature meaculpatation? The Nomination: "Great work!" T0mShane Editor's Note: I swear it's never happened before... Ok, just once... Ok, every time............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTW Bot Posted November 3, 2009 Author Share Posted November 3, 2009 Topic: ***OFFICIAL 2009 WORLD SERIES GAME THREAD- Philadelphia Phillies v NY Yankees*** Mo for the 9 inning save. Lock this one up. The Nomination: "LOL, have to nominate something from this thread!" Max Editor's Note: Mets in 2010. Ya gotta believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Topic: Its Official..Even Rex cant fix 'The Ghoul' As you can see here, Gholston is remarkably consistant in his play making ability irregardless of the amount of snaps he sees. It is exactly THIS kind of consistancy that this defense sorely lacks The Nomination: "This would be a lot funnier if it wasn't costing us a few million dollars." New York Mick Editor's Note: Removing the standard deviations removes the FUN! In a week where we saw standard deviations from Bitonti and Pie-Charts from a Troll. CTM gets the gold star for his work on this complex graphing system. With a number of nominations insulting posters left and right, might as well reward CTM for the kill of Gholston. While doing that may be easy, doing it well deserves recognition. Sorry about the brevity of the write-up, I'm editing a show from 7hrs down to 1 that was shot on last friday and airs this friday. Here's the banner: See you next week here at POTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsis Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Greenbeans was better. Also isn't as funny when only 5 posts get nommed each week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Thanks EY. I will pin this in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 This was kind of a depressing POTW. Its never a good thing when CTM and Klecko get numerous votes. That said, a couple of those were pretty F'n funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Of course CTM won, who the **** else was nominated? Well, I guess Klecko was, but come on... let's be realistic here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 This was kind of a depressing POTW. Its never a good thing when CTM and Klecko get numerous votes. That said, a couple of those were pretty F'n funny. The fact that the nominations included a number of their lovers-quarrel slap-fight posts makes it all that much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Of course CTM won, who the **** else was nominated? Well, I guess Klecko was, but come on... let's be realistic here. Ozone and Turbo >>>>> Klecko and CTM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Of course CTM won, who the **** else was nominated? Well, I guess Klecko was, but come on... let's be realistic here. Appreciate it bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 congrats EY. Very nice. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I can't wait for the Klecko outrage. IBTK (In before the Kleck) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I can't wait for the Klecko outrage. IBTK (In before the Kleck) No outrage. I ceased caring weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 No outrage. I ceased caring weeks ago. This is good news. Because as long as sheriff Yellin is in charge of POTW land you will be on the outside looking in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 This is good news. Because as long as sheriff Yellin is in charge of POTW land you will be on the outside looking in. Very few can recognize the brilliance that is me Crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 No outrage. I ceased caring weeks ago. Sure you did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Very few can recognize the brilliance that is me Crush. I think I read that same quote from Carrot Top... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I think I read that same quote from Carrot Top... Funny enough but I can see Klecko smashing a watermelon with a sledgehammer if he forgot the knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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