dbatesman Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "It's the times like this where you beat them and they just keep talking. They just keep going, and they just don't know when to be quiet." There is not a font big enough, nor a boldface bold enough, to accentuate the LOL that accompanies this quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Who cares about ringless jason taylor? THE YANKEES ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mor911 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I live here too. The stadium is a joke and HELL to get in and out of. Get your fins up may be the worst thing I've seen in my whole life as a sports fan. Did you put your hands to the top of your head to make a fin and rock from side to side like they wanted you to? well what's stopping you from heading on up and living in Jersey where the stadium is sure to be easily accessible and everything is just dandy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 well what's stopping you from heading on up and living in Jersey where the stadium is sure to be easily accessible and everything is just dandy? Jersey sucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Very True. I believe his mother is white and his father is black. Taylor's mom is black but I'm not sure what color the mailman is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Best rivalry in football. Is there any way that we play each other in the playoffs? I don't think either of us will make it but if we do is there a chance we can play each other this year? If we do it might be one of the most watched playoff games ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Until the fumble recovery, I didn't even realize Jason Taylor was playing last week. No one knew he was playing all year until then, it's not like he's lighting it up this year. JT - 7 games 15 tackles, 5 ass, 5.5 sacks, 2 FF and 1 TD. 5.5 sacks is about the only thing he's done so far. Pace - 4 games 21 tackles, 3 ass, 3 sacks and 2 FF I think JT thinks he's Jared Allen or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Is there any way that we play each other in the playoffs? I don't think either of us will make it but if we do is there a chance we can play each other this year? If we do it might be one of the most watched playoff games ever. If you're talking about Jets-Dolphins, of course they could play each other in the postseason. They could do it one of two ways: A. One team wins the East, the other gets a WC spot and it eventually works out where they play each other (Look at 2006 with New England). or B. Both teams get the Wild Card and in some crazy fashion for the first time ever a 5 and 6 seed face off in the AFC Championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Jason Taylor wouldn't know class if it ****ed him in the ass. Wow. Maybe the most perfect post ever. Perfect. Brevity. focus. Humor. Insult. Irony. absolutely perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Picture would have been better with out the CRY CRY CRY part. Pretty much anything that plays on the Jets chant is cheezy. The Jets chant is cheesy? Jeez, maybe you should find a new team to root for. WAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 The Jets chant is cheesy? Jeez, maybe you should find a new team to root for. WAH! Haha, Reading comprehension bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Haha, Reading comprehension bro. You called the Jets chant cheezy, and you seem angry. I suggest finding a new team and perhaps medication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You called the Jets chant cheezy, and you seem angry. I suggest finding a new team and perhaps medication. What I said was, things that play on the Jets chant. For example when fans of other teams will chime in after the J-E-T-S part and yell SUCK SUCK SUCK. or Like in that picture put CRY CRY CRY. Take a deep breath dude. Its gonna be alright. I promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 What I said was, things that play on the Jets chant. For example when fans of other teams will chime in after the J-E-T-S part and yell SUCK SUCK SUCK. or Like in that picture put CRY CRY CRY. Take a deep breath dude. Its gonna be alright. I promise. NO need to get your panities in a bunch. I'm sure there are other NFL teams out there you would enjoy rooting for. Maybe the Patriots are more your style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 If you're talking about Jets-Dolphins, of course they could play each other in the postseason. They could do it one of two ways: A. One team wins the East, the other gets a WC spot and it eventually works out where they play each other (Look at 2006 with New England). or B. Both teams get the Wild Card and in some crazy fashion for the first time ever a 5 and 6 seed face off in the AFC Championship. I meant the in the Wild Card. That would be a fun game to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 NO need to get your panities in a bunch. I'm sure there are other NFL teams out there you would enjoy rooting for. Maybe the Patriots are more your style. Me? Panties in a bunch? If thats the case you must be tying up a noose right now. And rooting for the Patriots? You're the one who can't handle losing, think its time you take your own advice. You'd be awesome in an argument against yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSJ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Me? Panties in a bunch? If thats the case you must be tying up a noose right now. And rooting for the Patriots? You're the one who can't handle losing, think its time you take your own advice. You'd be awesome in an argument against yourself. Do you need a tissue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Do you need a tissue? Too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 What the **** is going on in this thread right now? Can we please get back to making fun of Jason Taylor's crybaby, butt-pirating ways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Is there any way that we play each other in the playoffs? I don't think either of us will make it but if we do is there a chance we can play each other this year? If we do it might be one of the most watched playoff games ever. Yep, you're probably right about motst watched game. Although both of us making the playoffs means the Pats would have to seriously throw it in the tank. I don't see that happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Though simple the name changing between Mick and XXX is very funny and go's great with my cheese Danish. Getting back on topic, does anyone know where to find that old article where the Redneck in Florida kicked Jason Taylors ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Though simple the name changing between Mick and XXX is very funny and go's great with my cheese Danish. Getting back on topic, does anyone know where to find that old article where the Redneck in Florida kicked Jason Taylors ass? Not sure about where the article was, but the redneck didn't exactly kick Jason Taylor's ass. The dude had a knife and barely gave Taylor a flesh wound while stabbing him in a road-rage/hate crime incident. You ever been to Davie? They have a local KKK chapter and everything. EDIT: Found it. http://www.footballforum.com/miami-dolphins/1554-jason-taylor-stabbed.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mor911 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Not sure about where the article was, but the redneck didn't exactly kick Jason Taylor's ass. The dude had a knife and barely gave Taylor a flesh wound while stabbing him in a road-rage/hate crime incident. You ever been to Davie? They have a local KKK chapter and everything. EDIT: Found it. http://www.footballforum.com/miami-dolphins/1554-jason-taylor-stabbed.html Yeah I live in plantation now (interesting name considering the subject lol) and it's right next to Davie. Driving into Davie is like going into a Klan town... As a minority I can safely say it's not safe lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 He cried after that monday night game 8 years ago..lmao.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mor911 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 This video clearly shows the top 5 gayest players in the NFL... And JT did not make the list LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Not sure about where the article was, but the redneck didn't exactly kick Jason Taylor's ass. The dude had a knife and barely gave Taylor a flesh wound while stabbing him in a road-rage/hate crime incident. You ever been to Davie? They have a local KKK chapter and everything. EDIT: Found it. http://www.footballforum.com/miami-dolphins/1554-jason-taylor-stabbed.html The article reads like a joke now. Sometimes it's hard to imagine how idiotic, poor white trash really is. Burns, who was driving the truck, also emerged and used racial obscenities and threatened to kill Taylor. The 5-11, 168-pound Burns then retrieved an unknown metal object from his truck and tried to stab the 6-6, 255-pound Taylor, the report said. Taylor drove after the truck, calling 911 in the process, after it fled but lost site of the vehicle inside a trailer park During the arrest, Burns kicked and punched an officer and later kicked at a window in a police car until being pepper-sprayed by officers, the report said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Not sure about where the article was, but the redneck didn't exactly kick Jason Taylor's ass. The dude had a knife and barely gave Taylor a flesh wound while stabbing him in a road-rage/hate crime incident. You ever been to Davie? They have a local KKK chapter and everything. EDIT: Found it. http://www.footballforum.com/miami-dolphins/1554-jason-taylor-stabbed.html Stabbed him? Im surprise they didn;t try to **** him. He does have a "pretty mouth". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Yeah I live in plantation now (interesting name considering the subject lol) and it's right next to Davie. Driving into Davie is like going into a Klan town... As a minority I can safely say it's not safe lol I like Davie, very nice people there. JT is a bitch he can't take on a someone that weighs the same as Crusher when he was 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I like Davie, very nice people there. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mtherfckin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah Im laughing so hard right now Im jiggling like Jello shooters at an epileptics tailgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Lol at notorious Klan towns admittedly being in existence in Florida, and Fins fans having the nerve to consistently b-tch about how transplants from the Northeast are the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mor911 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Lol at notorious Klan towns admittedly being in existence in Florida, and Fins fans having the nerve to consistently b-tch about how transplants from the Northeast are the problem. I don't think it's all transplants... One of my best buds in a transplant from Jersey (big Jets fan too...) and he's totally good. Some good football banter going on back and forth all day long. The annoying transplants are the ones who spend every waking breath telling us how much better New York is.... "This sucks, it's better in New York. The food sucks, it's better in New York. The weather sucks, it's better in New York. The driving sucks, it's better in New York. The girls suck, they're better in New York." If everything is so much ****ing better in New York, why do they live in South Florida? All in all, I get along with everyone. Even the Klansmen in Davie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardKoreXXX Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Lol at notorious Klan towns admittedly being in existence in Florida, and Fins fans having the nerve to consistently b-tch about how transplants from the Northeast are the problem. The rednecks are in secluded areas. The transplants are goddamn ****roaches - They can be found everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 This picture made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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