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Great job, BZ.

You took a 2 day sojourn?

Yup.. took Friday off... going to hang out here in Canada... (will be much more fun with a win)

Now that is an example of a true Jets fan. You rock brother!

They better win tonight!

I hope so... ticket prices are CRAZY!

Enjoy the high test beer.

Can't wait, starting the night with some friends at Beer Bistro..

Props to you for a 7 to 8 hour drive to see the Jets BZ.

Kinda fun... nice to be a semi-nuetral city. The dome helps too. Actually, my first game in a dome.

I used to live there... great city. Some say Toronto is a mini N.Y.

Mini NY? Ok... let me check it out. Prices seem about right ($35 for parking, $195 ticket to Jets game).


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An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car

accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room,

but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as

they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he

stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and

nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then

there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the

Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter

approached us and said that we were all too young to die,

and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to

earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the

$50, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" Said one of the doctors, "But what

happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was

haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for

the government to pay his."

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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists,breaking the dogs neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" hecontinued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either for the Leafs or Jays fan."What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet.

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