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Ok its time to fess up come even with the reaper. Lets hear all those stories of your adult bookstore experiences.

And FYI im the guy who blows the horn like a madman when I drive by any adult book store in N.J and see someone walking in. It makes them wonder OH HELL who saw me.

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lol.. there used to be on 88 in brick.. i remember venturing in there the first time at 18 or 17 and and parking on the side behind a truck hoping not to get seen walking in. I don't think i ever went back in there.. not a good place..

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Old overweight bald guys driving POS cars in sweatpants. I thought I was in dollar store adult item hell. I saw so much seedy cheap crap that no woman I know would even allow in her house. The edible fruit flavored panties are something I will never forget--------:bag:

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I've always wondered how these places stay in business during this internet age, do people still pay for porn?

Everybody doesnt have the internet regardless of what Al Gore says. Some of those places have some seedy backroom action going on like gloryholes and peep shows.

I urge everyone when you drive by one and see someone going in BLOW THE HORN.

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Bahhh--why is everyone so afraid of sex? The unnecessary shame is truly an American trait. An occasional naughty movie, a toy for the missus--keeps life fun and interesting. These stores should be the size of Costco if you ask me. A very dark, inconspicuous Costco. With underground parking. And free masks with membership card.

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Me and 4 of my food servers went to an adult bookstore, to buy gag gifts for the X-mas party. BURGERMIKE and 4 hot chicks had every perv in there thinkin I was the KING OF THE WORLD.

I saw somthing I shouldnt have. One of the "said" hot food servers was eyeballing an all black dildo shaped in a manner that would rival Crushers forearm. A newfound respect for that gal.

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Me and 4 of my food servers went to an adult bookstore, to buy gag gifts for the X-mas party. BURGERMIKE and 4 hot chicks had every perv in there thinkin I was the KING OF THE WORLD.

I saw somthing I shouldnt have. One of the "said" hot food servers was eyeballing an all black dildo shaped in a manner that would rival Crushers forearm. A newfound respect for that gal.

Was it this one?

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No more like toys for tw*ts but you really don't need to go to a porn store for that stuff. Me and an ex use to go to Publix and Home Depot for her sex toys it was more fun.

Me and my ex had a similar thing. I would go to Home Depot and she would go blow a co-worker. never found it that much fun really.

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Old overweight bald guys driving POS cars in sweatpants. I thought I was in dollar store adult item hell. I saw so much seedy cheap crap that no woman I know would even allow in her house. The edible fruit flavored panties are something I will never forget--------:bag:

You tasted them?

Most woman don't enjoy child birth and use it to get off and most women prefer not to need stitches after masturbating.

Most, but not all.

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