The Crusher Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 In twenty eighteen, genetic researchers synthesized your DNA with swine DNA to dramatically increase farm yields. Bacon became the primary source of Arsis nutrition by twenty nineteen, and the end of global famine was acheived in twenty twenty one. Stupid and a lot of extra work. Why not just let me **** the pig and skip a step. Be just like undergrad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 nothing soothes the pallet like a drama thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotArsis Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 nothing soothes the pallet like a drama thread. Where is the drama? I love drama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Where is the drama? I love drama? Not a knock at all Arsis... I like this stuff too! I'm like a moth to the flame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Well, there is this one amazingly annoying poster at JI... I couldn't take it anymore. Tried to explain to him why he sucked so bad. Next thing I know I'm banned, most likely by the savior and saint, Ham. Anyway, I like this place better already. May that Becks light be shining brighly from your basement wall, lol. I'm glad to see you here Hess. One of my fav's from JI. This place is better. Especially if you like fags. Lots of fags here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Especially if you like fags. Lots of fags here. Speaking of which, where do you think Tebow will go in the draft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotNotArsis Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Stupid and a lot of extra work. Why not just let me **** the pig and skip a step. Be just like undergrad. Within the next 24 months, your instinct to eat animal flesh will surpass yours to breath. You will no longer be able to be within sensory distance of animal products as your reptilian brain will kick in and rapidly begin to divert the flow of blood from your lungs to your jaw and digestive tract. Deprived of the oxygenation process, your blood oxygen saturation decreases to the point of advanced hypoxia, ultimately resulting in death if the meat stimuli isn't removed. From that point forward, yours will be a meatless world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotArsis Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Speaking of which, where do you think Tebow will go in the draft? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Paging ArsisBot 2.0. Why is your computer set to military time? you dont like the local time in Ireland? you are back in Ireland, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Why is your computer set to military time? you dont like the local time in Ireland? you are back in Ireland, right? Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotArsis Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Eh? he is spying on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 FREE THE ARSES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I miss Arsis. He's makes me feel warm inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotArsis Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I miss Arsis. He's makes me feel warm inside. Arsis should be unbanned and given a second chance, if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotNotArsis Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Arsis should be unbanned and given a second chance, if you ask me. NotArsis should be unbanned and given a second chance, if you ask us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotArsis Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 NotArsis should be unbanned and given a second chance, if you ask us. I'm a very superstitious person. Banning Arsis and NotArsis might be bad luck for the Jets. Might also bring about the activation of Skynet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Within the next 24 months, your instinct to eat animal flesh will surpass yours to breath. You will no longer be able to be within sensory distance of animal products as your reptilian brain will kick in and rapidly begin to divert the flow of blood from your lungs to your jaw and digestive tract. Deprived of the oxygenation process, your blood oxygen saturation decreases to the point of advanced hypoxia, ultimately resulting in death if the meat stimuli isn't removed. From that point forward, yours will be a meatless world. First off, my will to eat already surpasses my will to breathe thats why you see me at Old Country Buffet on Sundays and not a 10 k race. Sensory distance of an animal product? That makes no sense. Even less if you consider the fact Crusher is an animal product in his own right. Reptilian brain?" Dude reptiles are cold blooded and I sweat when I brush my teeth. you fail fake Arsis. You should go ask real intelligent humorous Arsis about the Autonomic nervous system and how the sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous system effect the flight or fight syndrome in this case would provide me with plenty of 02 saturation regardless if I decide to eat or hunt. In this case I would still eat, crave meat and masterbate when eating. A meatless world? Shame on you sir, SHAME ON YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted January 24, 2010 Author Share Posted January 24, 2010 UNBAN THIS BEAST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I'm a very superstitious person. Banning Arsis and NotArsis might be bad luck for the Jets. Might also bring about the activation of Skynet. or at a minimum a disruption in the space/time continuum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotNotArsis Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 he is spying on you. We are spying on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 he is spying on you. Not a healthy thing to do. He's liable to drop dead of boredom before too long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotArsis Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 YOU THINK IF THE JETS WIN THEY'LL UNBAN MY MAIN MAN ARSISDOODLES? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I'm glad to see you here Hess. One of my fav's from JI. This place is better. Especially if you like fags. Lots of fags here. Thanks for the kind words JiF. And I'm all for equality btw. Long live the fags. (But no homo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 YOU THINK IF THE JETS WIN THEY'LL UNBAN MY MAIN MAN ARSISDOODLES? Can you tell Arsis to enjoy this game and that I miss him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotArsis Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 I blame this loss on G.O.B banning arsis jinxed the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I blame this loss on G.O.B banning arsis jinxed the Jets. THIS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotNotNotArsis Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I blame this loss on G.O.B banning arsis jinxed the Jets. In our universe, the Jets, lead by the great rookie QB Mark SanchArsis won a SB victory in twenty ten. Arsisian scientists are actively seeking an explanation to this quagmire, intial findings lead us to believe PhilMax and his mods were able to traverse through time and alter the events that lead directly to the first great Arsisan evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 In our universe, the Jets, lead by the great rookie QB Mark SanchArsis won a SB victory in twenty ten. Arsisian scientists are actively seeking an explanation to this quagmire, intial findings lead us to believe PhilMax and his mods were able to traverse through time and alter the events that lead directly to the first great Arsisan evolution. Stop talking through your arsis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsyfan Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 This thread was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Who was Arsis? The name sounds familiar but I don't remember much about him. Was he a Jets fan? Did he post here once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Who was Arsis? The name sounds familiar but I don't remember much about him. Was he a Jets fan? Did he post here once? the question should be who is patsyfan and why did he actively seek out this thread to bump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 the question should be who is patsyfan and why did he actively seek out this thread to bump? I am pretty sure that actually isn't the question. That one is a bit too easy to figure out, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 I am pretty sure that actually isn't the question. That one is a bit too easy to figure out, lol. im pretty sure if thats easy to figure out i've had a bit too much o drink this evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsyfan Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 the question should be who is patsyfan and why did he actively seek out this thread to bump? The who is a very easy question. The why is: Ego and giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 The who is a very easy question. The why is: Ego and giggles. I thought that said ego and nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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