JustInFudge Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Some dude wrote to Mark: And then Mark replied Good. He can do better. He should totally knock it out whenever he feels, but putting all the chips on the table for that when you are Mark Sanchez, is unacceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 Fine. IF that woman is not good enough, you all deserve a dose of Helen Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 The Daily News article SI cites DOES NOT SAY HE'S DATING HER. He just left the Maxim party with her. In other words, he banged her at the end of the night. Note, also, I wouldn't call the young lady anorexic. She's only 5'2" so she's naturally not a big girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 The Hills are slim pickins. You can go with the blonde who's a bitch, the blonde who has a mustache, or the brunette who looks like a stork. You could also do society a favor and arrange to have Spencer Pratt killed, but then you're stuck with what's essentially a blow-up doll who can't think but can spontaneously choose to stop taking her birth control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I'm not even going to quote that post GOB, because she's that hideous...but you posted a pic of your wife, and I think your wife is just as attractive as this chic. I've also seen a pic of you and know your a cop, so I think Mark has a little on ya in the stud dept. That said, Mark should be pulling better ass then you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 She has the body of a 10 year old boy. Well, if that's the case, that's one 10 year old boy I really want to ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I don't think she's anorexic. You guys are harsh. Well it's understandable, most of these JetNation Posters have been with much more attractive women. Just ask them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Well, if that's the case, that's one 10 year old boy I really want to ****. Sign me up for some of that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Well it's understandable, most of these JetNation Posters have been with much more attractive women. Just ask them. A hot blonde bringing you beer on a hot day at the beach, yeah better avoid that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Well, if that's the case, that's one 10 year old boy I really want to ****. So she's a TYOBILF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s dubb Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Im not saying I wouldn't hit it because I'm a pig but if your Mark how about something with some "STUFF" Model Rosa Acosta... now that is a full grown woman right there. She'd give you a heat attack! Thats elite status! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Hilarious that some are dissing Sanchez's lady - especially when she wouldn't let any of them smell where she pissed a month ago let alone give them the time of day. Good for him - all the better if she's a neat chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 She's gorgeous. Good for Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 10, 2010 Author Share Posted February 10, 2010 I'm not even going to quote that post GOB, because she's that hideous...but you posted a pic of your wife, and I think your wife is just as attractive as this chic. I've also seen a pic of you and know your a cop, so I think Mark has a little on ya in the stud dept. That said, Mark should be pulling better ass then you. Bro, while I'm proud of the weight I've lost and the shape I've gotten myself into at age 35, I couldn't compete with Sanchez even if he went on a 3 year Big Mac spree. Sanchez is a stud and yes, I agree, he should be pulling way better ass, but that lady is anything but ugly or hideous. That said, thanks for the compliment on my wife. I must admit, I'm WAY out of my league with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoping4ASuperBowl Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Im not saying I wouldn't hit it because I'm a pig but if your Mark how about something with some "STUFF" I like the "stuff, but you better put a bag over that face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAjetFan Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 By all your logic : Is Hot Stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETfrmWOMBtoTOMB Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Meh... She's aiight. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Im not saying I wouldn't hit it because I'm a pig but if your Mark how about something with some "STUFF" Model Rosa Acosta... now that is a full grown woman right there. She'd give you a heat attack! Thats elite status! Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I love threads where people insist on what's attractive and what isn't. For me at least, there is an underlying assumption that it's all subjective and everyone, and people simply don't say it to avoid redundancy. Same with everything art-related, etc. It amuses me when people get into arguments about any of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Nice find, GOB. I think it's hysterical that there are those knocking this girl. Let's see what you fellas look like with your shirt off, right? HYSTERICAL. I'll knock her, through my steel headboard and wall and into the next room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I'd hit it. She looks healthy enough to me in those pics. Now if you've seen the more recent pictures of her... that is unhealthy-skinny. And I agree, he can do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Im not saying I wouldn't hit it because I'm a pig but if your Mark how about something with some "STUFF" Model Rosa Acosta... now that is a full grown woman right there. She'd give you a heat attack! Thats elite status! Ok, as someone who has been behind the camera shooting lots of these kinds of broads, here is a little bit of wisdom. Do you know what these girls look like without the body and face makeup, without the pleasing silhouette of pro photo lighting, without the right angles and camera lens flattering them, and without photoshop airbrushing to tighten them up and remove the stretch marks (believe me those asses are gravely and have stretch marks)? They look like fat chicks. Just looking at the bottom most pic above you can see the third rate photochop job. look at her right butt cheek, right at the crease at the bottom where it meets the leg. See how it is all blurry in that spot? That is some major cottage cheese removal and skin smoothing right there. Say what you want about the first girl, that is just a random paparazzi pic of her chillin' on a beach with little to no makeup i am guessing, and paparazzi pics are the most unflattering pics there are. Each one of those pics above has a few hours of lighting setup, about 100 other test shots, and an hour or 2 photoshop touchup. You would be frightened at what these "curvy" broads would look like while on a random walk on the beach without the makeup, flattering angles, and lighting, they might actually get pushed back out to sea! Sorry, but I'll take the skinny blond 6 days a week and 5 times on sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Ok, as someone who has been behind the camera shooting lots of these kinds of broads, here is a little bit of wisdom. Do you know what these girls look like without the body and face makeup, without the pleasing silhouette of pro photo lighting, without the right angles and camera lens flattering them, and without photoshop airbrushing to tighten them up and remove the stretch marks (believe me those asses are gravely and have stretch marks)? They look like fat chicks. Just looking at the bottom most pic above you can see the third rate photochop job. look at her right butt cheek, right at the crease at the bottom where it meets the leg. See how it is all blurry in that spot? That is some major cottage cheese removal and skin smoothing right there. Say what you want about the first girl, that is just a random paparazzi pic of her chillin' on a beach with little to no makeup i am guessing, and paparazzi pics are the most unflattering pics there are. Each one of those pics has a few hours of lighting setup, about 100 other test shots, and an hour or 2 photoshop touchup. You would be frightened at what these "cury" broads would look like while on a random walk on the beach without the makeup, flattering angles, and lighting, they might actually get pushed back out to sea! Sorry, but I'll take the skinny blond 6 days a week and 5 times on sunday! Cannot, nor will not argue with that! That having been said, a general rule of thumb, if she looks good enough to bring home from a 'razzi shot, than she's usually pretty damned hot. Like megan fox. Not the biggest fan, mainly because I've heard her speak..but you can see that if ya look good from one of those paparazzi pictures, you're gonna be pretty hot.. Same thing goes for that Hills chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Cannot, nor will not argue with that! That having been said, a general rule of thumb, if she looks good enough to bring home from a 'razzi shot, than she's usually pretty damned hot. Like megan fox. Not the biggest fan, mainly because I've heard her speak..but you can see that if ya look good from one of those paparazzi pictures, you're gonna be pretty hot.. Same thing goes for that Hills chick. exactly, if you look that hot getting snapped while walking down the block coming out of a starbucks, then you are hottt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I'll nail her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 She's been in better pictures. I think she was probably hotter a few years ago in her hay day, now she's kinda used up looking. With that said, the starting qb of the NFL NY Jets could do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrellegivesmeaboner#24 Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Hey if you can't get a 10, five 2's should suffice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSorDIE Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I never understood the facination with anorexic blonds. She has the body of a 10 year old boy. No thanks. Give me some a*s and titty please! what he said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I'd like to see the women some of you guys that are criticizing this woman are waking up to in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I love threads where people insist on what's attractive and what isn't. Oh please. This is Britney/KFed with the gender roles reversed. Without even getting into how she looks, there's a lot that's unsavory about Mark dating some cheesy, washed-up no-talent from an awful reality show who, incidentally, stays in the media by getting flouted by various C-list douchebags. In sum, she's a mo-ped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 It's threads like these that make hanging out in the Lounge a much better option at this time of year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Bro, while I'm proud of the weight I've lost and the shape I've gotten myself into at age 35, I couldn't compete with Sanchez even if he went on a 3 year Big Mac spree. Sanchez is a stud and yes, I agree, he should be pulling way better ass, but that lady is anything but ugly or hideous. That said, thanks for the compliment on my wife. I must admit, I'm WAY out of my league with her. Not ugly, but I expect better from my QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 this thread is funny.. i initially just was happy that there were some guys here who preferred curvy gals vs skinny gals. how anyone can say that the girl in the beginning of thread is ugly is wacky.... as are those who say that some of the curvy girls since posted need bags on their head... frankly non of the women posted deserves a "bag" over their head.. ok so helen thomas has seen better days, but the woman is either 89 or 90 yrs old.. OY! And Janet Reno would probably look better with contacts and a new haircut.. ANYWAY.. lets see pictures of you studs.. since you wouldnt "hit" that... or lets see some of the women you get with.. since you can do so much better..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/extramustard/hotclicks/02/09/mark-sanchez-dating-kristen-cavallari/index.html I think there is a hidden message here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 this thread is funny.. i initially just was happy that there were some guys here who preferred curvy gals vs skinny gals. how anyone can say that the girl in the beginning of thread is ugly is wacky.... as are those who say that some of the curvy girls since posted need bags on their head... ANYWAY.. lets see pictures of you studs.. since you wouldnt "hit" that... or lets see some of the women you get with.. since you can do so much better..lol you guys are a bunch of fags....wait *checks message board *eyes jetnation logo nevermind carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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