Vudu Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Nope they both didnt like givin head, did everything else though A girl that tells you " I'll do anything else but I hate givin head" isnt really into you my dude. Trust me I know girls, and I know our nuances. If a chick is really really into you, she'd blow your brain out with no problems. it's a lot easier to have sex with someone from behind with your head buried in a pillow, that way you can super impose the person you really want to do lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 it's a lot easier to have sex with someone from behind with your head buried in a pillow, that way you can super impose the person you really want to do lol Works both ways on that one though. We can then close our eyes and imagine away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 A girl that tells you " I'll do anything else but I hate givin head" isnt really into you my dude. Trust me I know girls, and I know our nuances. If a chick is really really into you, she'd blow your brain out with no problems. it's a lot easier to have sex with someone from behind with your head buried in a pillow, that way you can super impose the person you really want to do lol If she loves you she loves your ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 If she loves you she loves your ***. Word son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Word son The stuff you heard in the high school locker room never steers you wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Maybe 1. They just weren't that into you. 2. There was nothing down there worth fellating. 3. You smelled like 3 day old sweaty nuts. 4. They just didnt feel like blowing you. The guy from the fish market laughs at this. rppd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 A girl that tells you " I'll do anything else but I hate givin head" isnt really into you my dude. Trust me I know girls, and I know our nuances. If a chick is really really into you, she'd blow your brain out with no problems. it's a lot easier to have sex with someone from behind with your head buried in a pillow, that way you can super impose the person you really want to do lol Can you send me your picture please? Thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Can you send me your picture please? Thanks in advance. Pretty sure you just inadvertently implied that you've been getting railed from behind dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 Pretty sure you just inadvertently implied that you've been getting railed from behind dude... Ahh no, get your mind out of the gutter, fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 It's true, dated two BG's and both no wanty oral, will take it from behind though;) Well off course black gays will take it from behind, but I'm surprised they didnt give you head. I'm sure you had no problem hooking them up with a little brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Maybe 1. They just weren't that into you. 2. There was nothing down there worth fellating. 3. You smelled like 3 day old sweaty nuts. 4. They just didnt feel like blowing you. OR: Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before. One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as the GF tells him to do. They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's face. GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous. The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 OR: Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend they have never done it before. One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as the GF tells him to do. They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's face. GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger than the previous. The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD" Stupid but somehow I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 The stuff you heard in the high school locker room never steers you wrong. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcat Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Where did you guys get the notion that BLACK CHICKS dont like oral sex? Somewhere along the line there must have been a mixup. It's the black chicks who are Jewish who don't like giving head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoicsentry Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 A girl that tells you " I'll do anything else but I hate givin head" isnt really into you my dude. Trust me I know girls, and I know our nuances. If a chick is really really into you, she'd blow your brain out with no problems. it's a lot easier to have sex with someone from behind with your head buried in a pillow, that way you can super impose the person you really want to do lol Son of a bitch. So what you're telling me is no woman, besides my current girlfriend, was ever really into me? Son of a bitch! I knew it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bx Jet Fan Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 That's not all Mark's gettin busy with. I took this off a poker site. Guy posted a TR from when I guess he went to see Dr Andrews. http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/hanging-out-with-mark-sanchez-5151370/p/5151381#5151381 5) Sanchez gets blown in the bathroom by one of the random girls at the bar. She is married, but afterwards seems to be very proud of herself for swallowing Sanchez's babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Given Sanchez's sexual assault history it sounds like your friend got off lucky You think someone would be upset if a mexican rapist grabbed their girl's ass. I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 He is the man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 That's not all Mark's gettin busy with. I took this off a poker site. Guy posted a TR from when I guess he went to see Dr Andrews. http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/hanging-out-with-mark-sanchez-5151370/p/5151381#5151381 5) Sanchez gets blown in the bathroom by one of the random girls at the bar. She is married, but afterwards seems to be very proud of herself for swallowing Sanchez's babies. If the same girl cried rape, you'd probably be the first one calling her a lying whore. Not saying that didn't happen but geez, believe EVERYTHING you read on the internet much?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bx Jet Fan Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 If the same girl cried rape, you'd probably be the first one calling her a lying whore. Not saying that didn't happen but geez, believe EVERYTHING you read on the internet much?! Dude, were you dropped on your head as a baby? Because you sure seem retarded. I found a funny trip report on another site and xposted it here. How do you go from that to talking about raping women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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