The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I've been feeling really good about myself lately and it's lead to nothing but trouble. Please feel free to insult me and help me return to my humble self. Please know that I may insult you back mildly as I got thru this transition. Thank you for advance for your attention to this matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphann4life Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Crusher 95 Olympics Gymnastic routine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 What a ****ing attention whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I <3 U. No way I could ever insult my muffin top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 CRUSHER IS A JETS FAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Crusher 95 Olympics Gymnastic routine I didn;t know fat people could be contortionist. I may now have to re-think my career choice. Thank you and I appreciate the heads up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 What a ****ing attention whore. I haven't been on all weekend and I missed myself. I will take this consideration in the future and try to pay less attention to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You're a one-trick pony... like a fat, Italian Gallagher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 I <3 U. No way I could ever insult my muffin top. It's more of a self help exercise. I feel like Ive been a little arrogant and full of myself lately. HEHEHEHE I said full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 You're a one-trick pony... like a fat, Italian Gallagher. Yeah JohhnyHector, like I would ever waste food by hitting it with a hammer. You fail, can't believe Im trying to get some help here and this is the best you can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 CRUSHER IS A JETS FAN. No Im not. You are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 You look good Crusher, have you lost weight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 East some more bacon fatty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 You look good Crusher, have you lost weight? A little but Im doing my best to find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 East some more bacon fatty! Insult? Thats sexy talk in my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Yeah JohhnyHector, like I would ever waste food by hitting it with a hammer. You fail, can't believe Im trying to get some help here and this is the best you can do. I figured that you only consumed produce if it's breaded and deep-fried or smothered in cheese. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 I figured that you only consumed produce if it's breaded and deep-fried or smothered in cheese. My bad. Not true. After three bacon cheeseburgers, a pile of tator tots, and some onion rings, a half a piece of watermelon is an excellent chaser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Me no insult Crusher. Me afaid me be chrushed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De-Jet-Erate/Duane Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Not true. After three bacon cheeseburgers, a pile of tator tots, and some onion rings, a half a piece of watermelon is an excellent chaser. Half a piece or half a watermelon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Me no insult Crusher. Me afaid me be chrushed With your name Id be more concerned about being eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Half a piece or half a watermelon? I do like big pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I believe you to be slightly overweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGERMIKE Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 With your name Id be more concerned about being eaten. I used to serve a burger called the Heartstopper. If I still owned the restaurant, I would change the name of it to the Crusherstopper. Im no longer fraid... chrusher<Nancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 I believe you to be slightly overweight. That trip we took to the moon rocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 I used to serve a burger called the Heartstopper. If I still owned the restaurant, I would change the name of it to the Crusherstopper. Im no longer fraid... chrusher<Nancy I happen to embrace my feminine side. Im very sensitive. I would love to own a hamburg joint. I would name it "stay the **** away, you could probably guess the theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm hating your signature. That's about as close to an insult as I can get for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm hating your signature. That's about as close to an insult as I can get for you. I stole it from a Dolphins fan. I think its their new mascot. So your taste is exceptional, well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Crusher is really a skinny guy from a boston suburb who maintains a strict vegan diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Crusher is really a skinny guy from a boston suburb who maintains a strict vegan diet Vegan rhimes with gay men for a reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 (edited) Crusher is the funniest poster in all if Jets fandom and produced the BPOAT (Best Post of All Time) with the story on how he found his woman. Bar none. Take that, mother****er!! Edited February 22, 2010 by T0mShane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 I've been feeling really good about myself lately and it's lead to nothing but trouble. Please feel free to insult me and help me return to my humble self. Please know that I may insult you back mildly as I got thru this transition. Thank you for advance for your attention to this matter. I'm getting ads from CougarLife.com on your thread. Admit it, thats weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Crusher is the funniest poster in all if Jets fandom and produced the BPOAT (Best Post of All Time) with the story on how he found his woman. Bar none. Take that, mother****er!! Amazing; Twitters brightest star can't follow directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm getting ads from CougarLife.com on your thread. Admit it, thats weird. Rumor is Cougar meat cooks up a lot like lean pork. Says a lot I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 (edited) Crusher's gay for JiF. Oh, and while we're insulting fat people, can we start an "insult Klecko" thread too at some point? Thanks. Edited February 22, 2010 by Jetsfan80 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 22, 2010 Author Share Posted February 22, 2010 Crusher's gay for JiF. Yes JiF makes me very happy and his exploits bring me joy. Now if you got a second try hurling an insult like the thread suggest their Mr. "I don;t need no freakin directions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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