ZachEY Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 From Barstool Sports: http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/ 1: Look Surprised 2: Cry 3: Text Friends 4: Say Thank You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Nothing says thank you like fellatio. Nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted February 24, 2010 Author Share Posted February 24, 2010 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Lizzie Mcguire is a whore! A cum guzzling whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Lizzie Mcguire is a whore! A cum guzzling whore! It's ok because she's engaged. Only girls who are engaged should do that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 It's ok because she's engaged. Only girls who are engaged should do that stuff. ohhh... so that explains why my g/f wont.... wait... forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 ohhh... so that explains why my g/f wont.... wait... forget it. Either that or she had a hard time finding it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Either that or she had a hard time finding it. Ohhh... so thats why she calls it Waldo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 lol, freaking hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Dude, just remember, that stuff *ends* the minute she has a kid. -Tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Ohhh... so thats why she calls it Waldo. nice one. My wife refers to mine as "Macy's". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Nothing says thank you like fellatio. Nothing. lol.. so true.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitonti Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 (edited) seems like a pretty straight forward transaction i think that dude got ripped off tho Edited February 25, 2010 by bitonti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Let's wait until she starts shoveling save Haiti when who knows how many people died for that diamond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 (edited) seems like a pretty straight forward transaction i think that dude got ripped off tho Dude she's young hot rich and gives head. He hit the jackpot. Edited February 25, 2010 by The Crusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLJ Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 LMFAOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Nothing says thank you like fellatio. Nothing. You are welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 seems like a pretty straight forward transaction i think that dude got ripped off tho No man wins with marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Dude she's young hot rich and gives head. He hit the jackpot. Wedding day.. sex stops by half. For each child born, what remains is cut in half. It's an oath women take, and they work together to keep it quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Come on, that's not the kind of facial expression you have when you're getting your piece munched on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Come on, that's not the kind of facial expression you have when you're getting your piece munched on. How do you know this? You peeked? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 (edited) Wedding day.. sex stops by half. For each child born, what remains is cut in half. It's an oath women take, and they work together to keep it quiet. Bullcrap. My ex wife kept giving head probably daily after 8 years of marriage. Just wasn;t to me. HA HA...What? Edited February 25, 2010 by The Crusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Bullcrap. My ex wife kept giving head probably daily after 8 years of marriage. Just wasn;t to me. HA HA...What? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guido Monzino Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Wedding day.. sex stops by half. For each child born, what remains is cut in half. It's an oath women take, and they work together to keep it quiet. Are you out of shape, by chance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Are you out of shape, by chance? No kidding. All these damn fatties bitching and moaning about getting no play. They need to get up off their fannies and do something about it. Or, make sure the woman you marry likes big things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Are you out of shape, by chance? Sadly this is true- cause the fitter I've gotten the more kiss kiss bang bang I've gotten. What a surprise, women care about what guys look like too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 We need the next picture in the sequence to determine if she spits or swallows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Sadly this is true- cause the fitter I've gotten the more kiss kiss bang bang I've gotten. What a surprise, women care about what guys look like too! This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Wasn't going to respond, but at 6'4/220 I'm not ripped but not a fattie -- so I must simply be a loser. Please disregard all my earlier statements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Wasn't going to respond, but at 6'4/220 I'm not ripped but not a fattie -- so I must simply be a loser. Please disregard all my earlier statements. Well then.. maybe if you'd pick up your sox more often you'd get sex more often! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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