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Woman aims to become world's fattest

10:30 AEST Mon Mar 15 2010

Mar 15, 2010

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Donna Simpson is hoping to become the world's fattest woman.

An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman.

Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.

The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg.

"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.

Ms Simpson, who needs a mobility scooter to go shopping, eats huge amounts of junk food each week and tries to move as little as possible so she doesn't burn off as many calories.

"I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favourite," she said.

Ms Simpson said she also loved eating sushi and would often eat 70 big pieces in one go.

Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said.

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said.

To put on enough weight, Ms Simpson will need to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is six times the recommended daily intake for women.

In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1027360/woman-aims-to-become-worlds-fattest

Hey at least she's not blaming it on a gland problem.

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crusher's wallpaper:

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JGB. Really? You really think it's funny telling me thats my wallpaper. Really? I have 5 kids JGB. 5 kids, how the hell could I have a pornographic wallpaper? Does being fat make me a bad dad in your eyes? Huh? Kinda dad who would have pornographic wallpaper on the family computer? Really? I keep that picture in a password protected file and use it to spank when my kids are sleeping. The password is "spankinbacon".

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It'll be a true tragedy when she dies before reaching her goal. Crusher will likely visit her grave daily, leaving behind 6 strips of bacon, a cheeseburger wrapped in donuts, and some tears by the headstone.

To be honest I sorta hate her and her freedom to kill herself with food. Truth is Ms Crusher and my cardiologist have put poor Crusher on a very restrictive diet and barbaric cardio and stretching full workout program. The whole time telling me because of my last bad stress test I have to lose my weight because of my kids. So honestly the fact that this woman gets to eat herself to death in front of her kid is really sad to me.

I need someone like Phillipe who will loves me unconditionally.

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Crusher will likely visit her grave daily, leaving behind 6 strips of bacon, a cheeseburger wrapped in donuts, and some tears by the headstone.

Sure, after it passes through his digestive tract.

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Why would he possibly need to pay for that when he has a 24/7 live streaming webcast coming from Crusher's home?

What's even more bothersome about this story is that the author assumes that only men would pay to watch this fat pig gorge herself on McDonald's. There are no women who would pay for that priviledge or are men the only people depraved enough to enjoy such a spectacle?

That is sexist.

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What's even more bothersome about this story is that the author assumes that only men would pay to watch this fat pig gorge herself on McDonald's. There are no women who would pay for that priviledge or are men the only people depraved enough to enjoy such a spectacle?

That is sexist.

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Why would he possibly need to pay for that when he has a 24/7 live streaming webcast coming from Crusher's home?

That would be the most boring webcast ever. Kids doing homework and Crusher trying to stick to his diet. Riveting stuff.

What's even more bothersome about this story is that the author assumes that only men would pay to watch this fat pig gorge herself on McDonald's. There are no women who would pay for that priviledge or are men the only people depraved enough to enjoy such a spectacle?

That is sexist.

Thats because most woman are way more easily grossed out then men. Besides your thinking about this wrong. I don;t think we are talking about one dude in front of his computer staring at her devouring pounds of food. It's probably the type of thing you would show your buddies after drinking all night to not feel bad about not scoring. Gotta be honest, I could easily see a bunch of dudes sitting around laughing their face off at her pounding food.

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I was going to say what a bad person she is for cashing in at the expense of her health...blah blah blah. But then I realized I can't.

This is simply reverse-steroids. Atheletes make this compromise for cash all the time. No sports fan really has the right to criticize her on those grounds.

Although fast-food might be considered performance-enhancing.

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I was going to say what a bad person she is for cashing in at the expense of her health...blah blah blah. But then I realized I can't.

This is simply reverse-steroids. Atheletes make this compromise for cash all the time. No sports fan really has the right to criticize her on those grounds.

Reversed steroids? Repped. Thats brilliant Jerry, brilliant. I bet you if she doesn;t have food for 11 1/2 minutes she would have a fat rage. Fat rage > roid rage

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To be honest I sorta hate her and her freedom to kill herself with food. Truth is Ms Crusher and my cardiologist have put poor Crusher on a very restrictive diet and barbaric cardio and stretching full workout program. The whole time telling me because of my last bad stress test I have to lose my weight because of my kids. So honestly the fact that this woman gets to eat herself to death in front of her kid is really sad to me.

I need someone like Phillipe who will loves me unconditionally.

Does Ms Crusher understand that if you lost your fat, you lose your mojo?

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Does Ms Crusher understand that if you lost your fat, you lose your mojo?

Yes, she doesn;t want me to not be fat, she wants me to not be dead. I was fat when we met, I didn;t aftermarket swell on her, thats not nice.

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I didn;t aftermarket swell on her, thats not nice.

I wish my ex-wife had been down with that concept.

Well, I USED to wish that. Now, I think it's pretty funny.

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