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Did you read the comments at the end? :rl:

I like the part where they find the entrance to the secret cave that leads down to the center of the Earth and they discover the Mole People and start having sexykinkysex with the Mole People and then the Mole People's enemies who have a name you can't pronounce come along and they decide to set aside their differences and they start to have sexykinkysex with each other and then Tiger shoots a birdie then an eagle then his load all over the Mole People.

That was my favorite part.

Man, he even talks dirty like a white guy.
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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:

Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:

Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:

Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

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Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:

Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:

Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:

Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Isn't this Tiger's way of calling this woman a mega-whore?

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You've heard about Tiger Woods' very naughty text messages by now, haven't you? We went ahead and built a Tiger clone in the office this afternoon. Send a text message to 646-450-9661 and you'll get a reply from our Tigerbot in minutes. It's free, of course. It's also most definitely NSFW, though, so be careful you don't leave your phone lying around for your significant other and/or co-workers to see.

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Tiger is a POS, obviously....but what exactly is the woman getting out of this? Being treated, and acting like a complete whore does what? Oh, wait...she's a pro. Publicity? More people will buy her videos thinking about her "blasian" exploits?

And speaking of *******s....Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with this?

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Nice bust....but really? James seems to like "art" I guess.....but really? Bleh. Then again, what did Sandra expect being married to a man that was once married to a porn star? What kind of assh@le marries a porn star? And what kind of assh@ole marries a man that was married to a porn star? This would be a big red flag. Am I wrong?

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