ZachEY Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I'd add something, but the thumbs-up icon pretty much says it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I expected a punch line. This isn't a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 MIDGETS ARE PEOPLE TOO! THEY ARE NOT THERE FOR YOUR SICK ENJOYMENT YOU ASSHATS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bravo Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serphnx Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp You ruined Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp Beat me to it. People are SO gullible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Oh how I wish that story were true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I knew it was fake. NO WAY a lion could beat 42 midgets. No ****ing way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I would do anything for pics and video of this. I'm a horrible human being I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I knew it was fake. NO WAY a lion could beat 42 midgets. No ****ing way. Wanna bet? You get the Lion, I'll get the midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I knew it was fake. NO WAY a lion could beat 42 midgets. No ****ing way. Pygmies and dwarves would have a better chance because they're more nimble. Midgets with their screwed up knees and hips will waddle around trying to get away and get the crap mauled out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Wanna bet? You get the Lion, I'll get the midgets. This is mean and I'm mad at your for making me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Wanna bet? You get the Lion, I'll get the midgets. Dude eventually the lion has to stop to eat a couple midgets. This would be the time for the midgets to strike. I would make sure they are really fat midgets. The lion would be toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Pygmies and dwarves would have a better chance because they're more nimble. Midgets with their screwed up knees and hips will waddle around trying to get away and get the crap mauled out of them. Didn;t think of that. Might have to sneak a couple of those pygmie or dwarfs in with the fat midgets. So I think 38 fat midgets, 3 dwarves and 3 pygmies. By the time the lion is on his 15th or 14th fat midges the dwarfs and pygmies could take him down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Dude eventually the lion has to stop to eat a couple midgets. This would be the time for the midgets to strike. I would make sure they are really fat midgets. The lion would be toast. Crusher, let's be serious here. If someone laid out 42 full course meals for you, you attack them ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Didn;t think of that. Might have to sneak a couple of those pygmie or dwarfs in with the fat midgets. So I think 38 fat midgets, 3 dwarves and 3 pygmies. By the time the lion is on his 15th or 14th fat midges the dwarfs and pygmies could take him down. That's an excellent idea. The midgets will be the bait. The Lion will also get full quicker as he's chowing down those midgets, which would allow the pygmies and dwarves to go on the offensive. Similar to what you mentioned in an earlier post, but the pygmies and dwarves are better suited to carry out the plan. In some ways, it's a little people offensive system and you need the right little people to run it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I knew it was fake. NO WAY a lion could beat 42 midgets. No ****ing way. Wanna bet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 That's an excellent idea. The midgets will be the bait. The Lion will also get full quicker as he's chowing down those midgets, which would allow the pygmies and dwarves to go on the offensive. Similar to what you mentioned in an earlier post, but the pygmies and dwarves are better suited to carry out the plan. In some ways, it's a little people offensive system and you need the right little people to run it. Wanna bet? SMC and I have adjusted our roster. Might wanna reconsider your bet. THE ****ING LION IS GOING DOWN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 SMC and I have adjusted our roster. Might wanna reconsider your bet. THE ****ING LION IS GOING DOWN. We're the Bill Belichick/Scott Pioli of the Midget Fighting League (MFL). Every player has a certain position and role. There's the FLBs (Front Line Bait) and SLBs (Second Line Bait). There's the LW, RW, RF (Left & Right Wing and Rear Flankers) on the Assault Team and the Kill Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 We're the Bill Belichick/Scott Pioli of the Midget Fighting League (MFL). Every player has a certain position and role. There's the FLBs (Front Line Bait) and SLBs (Second Line Bait). There's the LW, RW, RF (Left & Right Wing and Rear Flankers) on the Assault Team and the Kill Team It all really depends on how you prepare the lion. If I were the coach of the lion I'd starve it sufficiently enough so it doesn't lose strength yet is ravaged with hunger. I'd also have a midget fling poo at it so it's conditioned to hate little people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 We're the Bill Belichick/Scott Pioli of the Midget Fighting League (MFL). Every player has a certain position and role. There's the FLBs (Front Line Bait) and SLBs (Second Line Bait). There's the LW, RW, RF (Left & Right Wing and Rear Flankers) on the Assault Team and the Kill Team The question is, what is a midget going to do... I mean, gouge the eyes with their little sausage fingers, but I don't think they could strangle it, I don't think they're powerful enough to stun it without being swatted away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 The question is, what is a midget going to do... I mean, gouge the eyes with their little sausage fingers, but I don't think they could strangle it, I don't think they're powerful enough to stun it without being swatted away. You missed our earlier posts. We have pygmies and dwarves on the Assault and Kill Teams. They don't have little sausage fingers. They're just miniture people who are much more quicker & agile than midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Solves some hunger issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 22, 2010 Author Share Posted March 22, 2010 You missed our earlier posts. We have pygmies and dwarves on the Assault and Kill Teams. They don't have little sausage fingers. They're just miniture people who are much more quicker & agile than midgets. Ok, but what damage are they really capable of inflicting. From a force standpoint. I don't think those ones that kicked The Rock's ass in that movie with Stiffler and Walken are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Ok, but what damage are they really capable of inflicting. From a force standpoint. I don't think those ones that kicked The Rock's ass in that movie with Stiffler and Walken are real. Maybe they could form a midget-mechadroid like Voltron or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 We're the Bill Belichick/Scott Pioli of the Midget Fighting League (MFL). Every player has a certain position and role. There's the FLBs (Front Line Bait) and SLBs (Second Line Bait). There's the LW, RW, RF (Left & Right Wing and Rear Flankers) on the Assault Team and the Kill Team Nice. FLB guys would be the fattest and serve to slow the line down as he devours them. SLB guys would be a little more athletic to make the already partially full lion chase them to eat them to wear him down. The flankers would be lean and not very tantalizing for their job is to distract the lions so the Assault team of Dwarfs and pygmies could swoop in and finally two Pygmie prostitutes with long dagger like fingernails would come in as the kill team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Ok, but what damage are they really capable of inflicting. From a force standpoint. I don't think those ones that kicked The Rock's ass in that movie with Stiffler and Walken are real. Nice. FLB guys would be the fattest and serve to slow the line down as he devours them. SLB guys would be a little more athletic to make the already partially full lion chase them to eat them to wear him down. The flankers would be lean and not very tantalizing for their job is to distract the lions so the Assault team of Dwarfs and pygmies could swoop in and finally two Pygmie prostitutes with long dagger like fingernails would come in as the kill team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 This is mean and I'm mad at your for making me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I'd also have a midget fling poo at it so it's conditioned to hate little people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Crusher, let's be serious here. If someone laid out 42 full course meals for you, you attack them ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. I always considered midgets to be more like appetizers or tapas instead of a full course meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I always considered midgets to be more like appetizers or tapas instead of a full course meal. Yeah, but 42 worth of tapas would still fill a lion up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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