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Terrorists Placing Explosive Breast Implants In Female Homicide Bombers


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Line me up right behind you. These things are sacred!

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This is why this thread is so important. Next time I'm at the beach if a girl like this is tanning next to me, I'm definetly looking at her face to make sure it's not covered by a Burka. If it is instead of tuning up the boom box and offering a beer, I'm heading to a spot wear the girls are either hanging a cross or a star of David between them.

In todays world we have to check above the neck before claiming our spot on the beach.

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Line me up right behind you. These things are sacred!

hazeleyedhottie.jpg

This is why this thread is so important. Next time I'm at the beach if a girl like this is tanning next to me, I'm definetly looking at her face to make sure it's not covered by a Burka. If it is instead of tuning up the boom box and offering a beer, I'm heading to a spot wear the girls are either hanging a cross or a star of David between them.

In todays world we have to check above the neck before claiming our spot on the beach.

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Now you guys can turn the joke around and say, "Are those explosives in your sweater or are you just happy to see me?!"

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Verde,

As an agent of the State of Michigan, I need to schedule a time to inspect your boobies to make sure there are no explosives contained therein. I'm aware you don't live in Michigan, but this should help expedite the red tape should you ever want to visit Michigan.

Thank you.

GOB

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Now you guys can turn the joke around and say, "Are those explosives in your sweater or are you just happy to see me?!"

:Banane43:

Verde,

As an agent of the State of Michigan, I need to schedule a time to inspect your boobies to make sure there are no explosives contained therein. I'm aware you don't live in Michigan, but this should help expedite the red tape should you ever want to visit Michigan.

Thank you.

GOB

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