Jets Voice of Reason Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Priority goes to anyone who missed JiF's game or is eliminated from JiF's game. Any newcomers are welcome, but this isn't your standard mafia game, it's kinda loopy. This should be a relatively carefree game that might end on the first day! This game lasts 2 day phases at most and can easily be over day one. 1) crusher a.k.a larger than life hottie 2) EY 3)ms. Dan x 4) It Sharrow 5)Irish jet 6)Doggin a.k.a father of the kivam gambit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Please allow me to partake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ZachEY Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I’d love to play! And I know this is completely weird, but I’d like to confess that I’m actually female. When I joined, I thought a football forum would be unwelcoming towards women, so I decided to pose as a guy. But you’re all actually very nice guys, so I just feel lame about it. It’s been very stressful trying to sound masculine, and I know I’m terrible at it ... I think my “manly” ends up sounding more like a jerk or crazy person. (I feel like CTM and Crusher figured it out anyway, but maybe I’m just paranoid.) So I’m going to talk like a girl again and hopefully enjoy the game more. And thanks to JVoR for agreeing to refer to me as "he", even though he thought it was one of the dumbest things he’d ever heard. Sorry again, and I hope it’s not a big deal ... I'm in for a short game, and I'll smash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vicious89x Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Well since where at it. Im a chick too. Man that feels good. Please post a topless picture of you holding up today's paper from Sweden, with a piece of paper that says "Jets #1" on it and prove it. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 PICTURES. JK- We're all pretty decent guys. I know ... you're all really great, and I feel ridiculous. Pretending to be a man was unpleasant and pretty much one huge failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Please post a topless picture of you holding up today's paper from Sweden, with a piece of paper that says "Jets #1" on it and prove it. Thank you. No really I really am a chick. A hot one too. Like wicked hot. Although I probably could stand to lose a couple pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Please post a topless picture of you holding up today's paper from Sweden, with a piece of paper that says "Jets #1" on it and prove it. Thank you. This was what I had been hoping to avoid ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I know ... you're all really great, and I feel ridiculous. Pretending to be a man was unpleasant and pretty much one huge failure. No kidding. It was hard for me too. Making all those fat jokes and making believe I was all not sexy and stuff. Wooohooo girl power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 This was what I had been hoping to avoid ... Just ignore integrity he's on of those JI rejects. He comes from a board where men pose as woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vicious89x Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 This was what I had been hoping to avoid ... You had to expect SOME of that. Just roll with the punches. Post something like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 You had to expect SOME of that. Just roll with the punches. Post something like this. Wow that an awesome picture of a gay dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Well since where at it. Im a chick too. Man that feels good. Having boobs does not a chick make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Pretending to be a man was unpleasant and pretty much one huge failure. You're telling me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Having boobs does not a chick make. This is exactly why I havent told anyone before. By the way "their real and they're spectacular." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Makes sense. I just thought you were gay when we played last year. So what your saying is she reminded you of your lady friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 No kidding. It was hard for me too. Making all those fat jokes and making believe I was all not sexy and stuff. Wooohooo girl power. Hahaha ... I really thought you and CTM had figured it out at one point. I will say it was nice to not have men hitting on me, but overall I'd rather take that than the stress of maintaining my (weak) masculine persona. Plus, I now know that all of you guys are awesome. It will be a relief to not censor everything I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hahaha ... I really thought you and CTM had figured it out at one point. I will say it was nice to not have men hitting on me, but overall I'd rather take that than the stress of maintaining my (weak) masculine persona. Plus, I now know that all of you guys are awesome. It will be a relief to not censor everything I say. Honestly I had no idea. CTM probably knew because he's a pre-surgical Tranny and they usually pick up on that stuff. All I know is Im excited not to be the only chick in the game since Jetbabe left. Not that she ever made it past day 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStarLady Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hahaha ... I really thought you and CTM had figured it out at one point. I will say it was nice to not have men hitting on me, but overall I'd rather take that than the stress of maintaining my (weak) masculine persona. Plus, I now know that all of you guys are awesome. It will be a relief to not censor everything I say. Hi, Dan X! This is a great site, and there are a bunch of females here. Some really great posters are female, and some have been here from the beginning (I joined a little later). No need to hide your woman-ness at JN. You should be more worried if you were a male -- given all stories from the Mod lounge and all! -LSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 So what your saying is she reminded you of your lady friend? My lady friend don't play no mafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Pretending to be a man was unpleasant and pretty much one huge failure. Why? The guy that owns the site has been doing an ok job of it for years ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 My lady friend don't play no mafia. Yes she does, she just makes believe she's a dude when she does. Just like when the two of you have the sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 Setup: 4 mad bombers, 1 village idiot, 1 regular mafia mad bomber: when lynched, explodes one person of their choosing. Must choose one person to explode. Village idiot: wins if they get lynched. Mafia: wins if they equal the number of nonmafia. Village idiot and mafia can potentially win together. However game ends if village idiot gets lynched at any point. Day start. no lynch is not an option. If game ends early we can try setup again or i can concoct a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yes she does, she just makes believe she's a dude when she does. Just like when the two of you have the sex. So that explains why she gets up and leaves right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 This was what I had been hoping to avoid ... It's a joke. You have to understand the context... there has been a "news-bot-ish" dude who posts under the name ~~~kelly~~~ on JN, JI, and just about every other forum ever... he/she claims to be a hot little blondie from Sweden or Switzerland or something like that. In the year of people claiming she is a he, it hasn't been uncommon to see some jarhead post something like what I posted to you, in order to get he/she to prove he/she is the blonde in all the pictures... which makes it a joke, for those that know that. For you, it just makes it offensive. Sorry. Anyway, congrats on having a hoo-hah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 great thread and if this site still actually DID POTW's I'd nominate a half dozen from this thread alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hi, Dan X! This is a great site, and there are a bunch of females here. Some really great posters are female, and some have been here from the beginning (I joined a little later). No need to hide your woman-ness at JN. You should be more worried if you were a male -- given all stories from the Mod lounge and all! -LSL Hi, LoneStarLady! And thanks. It's a joke. You have to understand the context... there has been a "news-bot-ish" dude who posts under the name ~~~kelly~~~ on JN, JI, and just about every other forum ever... he/she claims to be a hot little blondie from Sweden or Switzerland or something like that. In the year of people claiming she is a he, it hasn't been uncommon to see some jarhead post something like what I posted to you, in order to get he/she to prove he/she is the blonde in all the pictures... which makes it a joke, for those that know that. For you, it just makes it offensive. Sorry. Anyway, congrats on having a hoo-hah. Oh - got it. Sorry for misunderstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 It's a joke. You have to understand the context... there has been a "news-bot-ish" dude who posts under the name ~~~kelly~~~ on JN, JI, and just about every other forum ever... he/she claims to be a hot little blondie from Sweden or Switzerland or something like that. In the year of people claiming she is a he, it hasn't been uncommon to see some jarhead post something like what I posted to you, in order to get he/she to prove he/she is the blonde in all the pictures... which makes it a joke, for those that know that. For you, it just makes it offensive. Sorry. Anyway, congrats on having a hoo-hah. Female poster posing as guy to fit in is actually reasonable and ok, matter of fact I do it myself. But, a male poster making believe he's a jet setting Euro trash party girl is just a little too crying game for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Wait, I've never partook(real word?) in a mafia game, but is this Dan X coming out part of the game...or is it actually happening in real life? I'm kind of kidding, kind of not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Wait, I've never partook(real word?) in a mafia game, but is this Dan X coming out part of the game...or is it actually happening in real life? I'm kind of kidding, kind of not. Might want to wait till the next actual game because this one is going to be fast and confusing by design. Yes, both Dan X and I have finally admitted to the board we are chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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