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I think Bullock is manufacturing all these scandals on purpose to get her more publicity and help her career.

She dissapeared from view for years and now every time I go to the supermarket I see her face on the checkout line.

You think she is behind the leaked story that she enjoys a dirty sanchez from time to time and not only partakes in anal sex once in a while but her preferred method of being sodomized is handcuffed and buttf###ed with a shotgun?????

Lol, I am thinking maybe she could have just gone on a crappy reality tv show. Hell, even flavor flav didn't have to resort to admitting to getting jammed in the arse with a remington to get his career back on track.

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I think Bullock is manufacturing all these scandals on purpose to get her more publicity and help her career.

She dissapeared from view for years and now every time I go to the supermarket I see her face on the checkout line.

Idiocy. She has been an extremely prolific actress over the last few years and just had one of her best performances ever prior to any of this stuff going public. She just won an Oscar for best female lead... she doesn't need any of this to help her career.

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Idiocy. She has been an extremely prolific actress over the last few years and just had one of her best performances ever prior to any of this stuff going public. She just won an Oscar for best female lead... she doesn't need any of this to help her career.

Exactly. Not in the public eye but just won an Oscar. Come on people.

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Idiocy. She has been an extremely prolific actress over the last few years and just had one of her best performances ever prior to any of this stuff going public. She just won an Oscar for best female lead... she doesn't need any of this to help her career.

Exactly. Not in the public eye but just won an Oscar. Come on people.

I figured the Hulk was joking. IMO the sex tape angle isn't such a big deal. Even the freaky anal stuff is getting old hat, especially when you consider she was married to a biker that had a porn star for an ex-wife. OTOH, the "Sig Heil!" stuff could actually hurt her career. Getting laid by your husband on video isn't a biggie, but in an Eva Braun costume screaming German profanity?

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I figured the Hulk was joking. IMO the sex tape angle isn't such a big deal. Even the freaky anal stuff is getting old hat, especially when you consider she was married to a biker that had a porn star for an ex-wife. OTOH, the "Sig Heil!" stuff could actually hurt her career. Getting laid by your husband on video isn't a biggie, but in an Eva Braun costume screaming German profanity?

The Dirty Sanchez thing is a little over the top. If I was the next guy that went out with her, I'd have a tough time getting past the poop 'stache when thinking about moving in for a kiss.

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The Dirty Sanchez thing is a little over the top. If I was the next guy that went out with her, I'd have a tough time getting past the poop 'stache when thinking about moving in for a kiss.

It's hard to believe that ANYBODY would be into that. That's disgusting.

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It's hard to believe that ANYBODY would be into that. That's disgusting.

I call BS anyway. Who sits around and recaps every detail of what took place in the boudoir with their spouse the night before?

Jesse: "....then I put the na zi outfit on and stuck my rifle in Sandra's bum"

Sandra: "tell him about the Dirty Sanchez Jesse, I looked like Hitler with the little brown moustache...Bwahahahaha, I was hysterical"

Friend: "nothing turns me on like poop, you guys know how to party. I just watched a little porn, rubbed one out and then put the ballgame on"

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I call BS anyway. Who sits around and recaps every detail of what took place in the boudoir with their spouse the night before?

Jesse: "....then I put the na zi outfit on and stuck my rifle in Sandra's bum"

Sandra: "tell him about the Dirty Sanchez Jesse, I looked like Hitler with the little brown moustache...Bwahahahaha, I was hysterical"

Friend: "nothing turns me on like poop, you guys know how to party. I just watched a little porn, rubbed one out and then put the ballgame on"

but you neglected to say it was the Munich Stormtroopers vs the Berlin Luftwaffe

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I've always been open to most things happening in the bedroom (who the hell likes dull sex)...but, messing around with poo poo just doesn't seem right.:puke2:

No kidding. It makes me think of idiots who think they can potty train a puppy by sticking their face in the poo. "Bad Sandra, Bad Sandra"

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I've always been open to most things happening in the bedroom (who the hell likes dull sex)...but, messing around with poo poo just doesn't seem right.:puke2:

No doubt, but if she has a real thing for it I'll stick it in the stink even though I far prefer the pink.

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I love my husband and all, but threads like these make me wonder,

Should we just let men go extinct? I mean really, what is their purpose? I think it's been proven that life can survive just fine, without them.

I guess we would miss out on all the drama, rumor and inuendo, but aside from that? I don't know, I'm at a loss. ;)

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I love my husband and all, but threads like these make me wonder,

Should we just let men go extinct? I mean really, what is their purpose? I think it's been proven that life can survive just fine, without them.

I guess we would miss out on all the drama, rumor and inuendo, but aside from that? I don't know, I'm at a loss. ;)

Seriously, without men you could remove this forum and others like it from the internet and supplant it with The View.

What a wretched world that would be!

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I love my husband and all, but threads like these make me wonder,

Should we just let men go extinct? I mean really, what is their purpose? I think it's been proven that life can survive just fine, without them.

I guess we would miss out on all the drama, rumor and inuendo, but aside from that? I don't know, I'm at a loss. ;)

Drama, rumor and innuendo is your specialty, you're a woman. Im surprised us men havent already gone extinct because of it. :suic3:

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I love my husband and all, but threads like these make me wonder,

Should we just let men go extinct? I mean really, what is their purpose? I think it's been proven that life can survive just fine, without them.

I guess we would miss out on all the drama, rumor and inuendo, but aside from that? I don't know, I'm at a loss. ;)

Seems to me like Sandra was going along with whatever her and Jesse were doing together.

And I love a woman talking about how if men were extinct there would be no drama, hahahaha. trust me, as one of the men, drama for us is deciding which one of our group of friends gets the last chicken wing at the bar.

Sandra apparently likes getting a poop stache, anal, and enjoys firearms used as sex toys. It takes 2 to tango.

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I love my husband and all, but threads like these make me wonder,

Should we just let men go extinct? I mean really, what is their purpose? I think it's been proven that life can survive just fine, without them.

I guess we would miss out on all the drama, rumor and inuendo, but aside from that? I don't know, I'm at a loss. ;)

No offense, but there have been times when I've had more intelligent conversation with my right hand than some of my ex-girlfriends. Just sayin'

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I love my husband and all, but threads like these make me wonder,

Should we just let men go extinct? I mean really, what is their purpose? I think it's been proven that life can survive just fine, without them.

I guess we would miss out on all the drama, rumor and inuendo, but aside from that? I don't know, I'm at a loss. ;)

I didn't comment on this earlier, but exactly what men are you upset with? Me for starting the thread? Others for making rude, sexist comments? As far as the video goes, it seems to me that she took part in it. I doubt he tied her up and forced her on camera. Sure it's filthy and disgusting. That's probably the point. Doesn't mean she didn't (literally) ask for it. You may not see what benefit men provide the world, but it's quite possible that Sandra Bullock would be upset if there weren't any around to handcuff her and treat her this way. It's not my thing, but I have been asked to do worse.

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