Barton Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I'm not a skateboarder I'm not a golfer I'm not a prep, so no plaids I'm not a surfer I'm not a wigger I hate cargo shorts, wont wear them. I just want some nice shorts, solid colors, no stupid bullcrap. I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Lightweight cottons, not heavy. And flat pockets, not cargo pockets. No dress type khakis either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebabyny Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I'm not a skateboarder I'm not a golfer I'm not a prep, so no plaids I'm not a surfer I'm not a wigger I hate cargo shorts, wont wear them. I just want some nice shorts, solid colors, no stupid bullcrap. I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Lightweight cottons, not heavy. And flat pockets, not cargo pockets. No dress type khakis either. i assume you want reasonable priced, so look at these gap original shorts, the 11inch inseam ones. old navy loose fit twill shorts, 12 inch inseam You say you want them to completely cover the knee plus a little more, that kinda goes against the list of things you say you are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Taregt usually has Wrangler cargo and golf shorts for under $20. Well made, reasonable no nonsense. Might even find'em cheaper on line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I'm not a skateboarder I'm not a golfer I'm not a prep, so no plaids I'm not a surfer I'm not a wigger I hate cargo shorts, wont wear them. I just want some nice shorts, solid colors, no stupid bullcrap. I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Lightweight cottons, not heavy. And flat pockets, not cargo pockets. No dress type khakis either. LMAO, haven't heard that word in years..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Is this a riddle? I'm getting to the bottom of this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I'm not a skateboarder I'm not a golfer I'm not a prep, so no plaids I'm not a surfer I'm not a wigger I hate cargo shorts, wont wear them. I just want some nice shorts, solid colors, no stupid bullcrap. I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Lightweight cottons, not heavy. And flat pockets, not cargo pockets. No dress type khakis either. Sounds like you're pretty boring and have ugly knees. I love cargo shorts. I'm usually not wearing a jacket when I'm wearing shorts, and the extra pockets can come in handy. They usually do the below the knee thing, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barton Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 i assume you want reasonable priced, so look at these gap original shorts, the 11inch inseam ones. old navy loose fit twill shorts, 12 inch inseam You say you want them to completely cover the knee plus a little more, that kinda goes against the list of things you say you are not. na thats just me. i dont want to sit down and have shorts go up my legs. golf shorts i like the quality of fabrics and the slim look, but they r too short. if i cud customize those with my length they would be what i am looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Dude, arent you like 7ft 11 inches and like 135lbs soaken wet with change in your pockets? a white manut bol if memory serves me correct? Good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 The belt doesnt come with the shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Those are not shorts. Those are capri pants. Or clamdiggers. Maybe coolots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Hard to find any shorts these days that meet that criteria. Only thought is buy long pants DICKIE brand and have them altered to your knees-------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECURB Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 So you want the following... Style - Golf Length - Gangster Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 So you want the following... Style - Golf Length - Gangster Good luck. Dickies uniform pants cut to length is all I can think of --------that and GEEK ALERT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'm not a skateboarder I'm not a golfer I'm not a prep, so no plaids I'm not a surfer I'm not a wigger I hate cargo shorts, wont wear them. I just want some nice shorts, solid colors, no stupid bullcrap. I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Lightweight cottons, not heavy. And flat pockets, not cargo pockets. No dress type khakis either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Those are not shorts. Those are capri pants. Or clamdiggers. Maybe coolots. Yeah, that whole 'covering the knees' thing is a man-card violation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Yeah, that whole 'covering the knees' thing is a man-card violation. ya i thought that was a odd statement also, unless u r a Rapper wearing those dumb 'are they shorts or pants ' things that go almost all the way down to thier untied sneakers/Timberlands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 LMAO, haven't heard that word in years..... I once referred to a pair of work boots as the typical "Southie wigger boots" up here in Boston, and this crazy bitch I worked with called me racist. I'm white, she's white.... the guy we were making fun of was white. I didn't know she was crazy at the time. I had only worked there for 3 weeks. That was the last time I heard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'm not a skateboarder I'm not a golfer I'm not a prep, so no plaids I'm not a surfer I'm not a wigger I hate cargo shorts, wont wear them. I just want some nice shorts, solid colors, no stupid bullcrap. I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Lightweight cottons, not heavy. And flat pockets, not cargo pockets. No dress type khakis either. Tell you what... rather than looking for clothes buying advice on a football message board... why don't you go to the store and bring a chick with you. Let her pick some **** out, try it on and buy what she tells you looks good. Stop fussing over all these "I'm not a this, I'm not a that..." None of that will matter if the clothes look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Yeah, that whole 'covering the knees' thing is a man-card violation. Theres a happy median in regards to length. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Haha, a boy fashionista thread. I was born a tomboy misself, so Old Navy or Dockers for the win. Don't be buying Chinos, though. That's racist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyjet69 Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 ya i thought that was a odd statement also, unless u r a Rapper wearing those dumb 'are they shorts or pants ' things that go almost all the way down to thier untied sneakers/Timberlands How could that be comfortable?? C'MON!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 How could that be comfortable?? C'MON!! Bro, if you look good you feel good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Tell you what... rather than looking for clothes buying advice on a football message board... why don't you go to the store and bring a chick with you. Let her pick some **** out, try it on and buy what she tells you looks good. Stop fussing over all these "I'm not a this, I'm not a that..." None of that will matter if the clothes look good. Let her pick out a purse for you while you're at it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 Let her pick out a purse for you while you're at it... Oh, my bad... its far more masculine to come to a ****ing football message board to ask for advice on where to shop for clothes, than it is to ask a woman for her advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Gringo Loco Posted April 11, 2010 Share Posted April 11, 2010 I'm not a skateboarder I'm not a golfer I'm not a prep, so no plaids I'm not a surfer I'm not a wigger I hate cargo shorts, wont wear them. I just want some nice shorts, solid colors, no stupid bullcrap. I want them to cover the knees completely + alittle more. Lightweight cottons, not heavy. And flat pockets, not cargo pockets. No dress type khakis either. Get yourself some good medical insurance and start skateboarding today. Skateboarding appaarel is tough, and also looks good. I have always had an easy time finding the sizes that I like also, this is activewear, so fitment and durability is a main focus. Matrix, Plan B, RVCA, Chocolate, and Four Star Clothing are a few good ones. So, Are you just looking for jean shorts? If you take away khakis and cargo's, the only ones you have left are jean and mesh as far as I know. EDIT: Oh yeah, and cords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Get yourself some good medical insurance and start skateboarding today. Skateboarding appaarel is tough, and also looks good. I have always had an easy time finding the sizes that I like also, this is activewear, so fitment and durability is a main focus. Matrix, Plan B, RVCA, Chocolate, and Four Star Clothing are a few good ones. So, Are you just looking for jean shorts? If you take away khakis and cargo's, the only ones you have left are jean and mesh as far as I know. EDIT: Oh yeah, and cords. Jean shorts... its gotta be the jean shorts, or Jorts as some prefer to call 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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