Terry Bradshaw bitchslaps Roethlisberger

[Klecko73isGod]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Terry-Bradshaw-spells-it-out-for-Ben-Roethlisber?urn=nfl,233742

When Terry Bradshaw quarterbacked for the Pittsburgh Steelers, the perception among fans and players was that Bradshaw was, to put it kindly, a simple-minded man.

Maybe that perception was fair, maybe it wasn't. Given recent events, though, I think we can safely say that Bradshaw can never be known as the dumbest Steelers quarterback of all time. Ben Roethlisberger(notes) has wrestled that title away, about as forcefully as Mike Tyson took his first world title from Trevor Berbick.

Speaking at the annual Terry Bradshaw-Kix Brooks Golf Tournament on Monday, Bradshaw was asked about Roethlisberger's recent unsavory issues. From KTBS (watch the whole interview here), here's the advice Bradshaw laid out for Roethlisberger (pictured above, apparently trying his hardest to look like John Rocker):

"I hardly ever went a club -- ever -- in 14 years in Pittsburgh. Count 'em on one hand. I was petrified of the problems you can get into. And I almost got into -- it's there, believe me.

"There's nothing greater if you're single than to walk into a bar with beautiful women, and have them just fill your ego up. And you ask yourself, 'Would they pay any attention to you if you weren't, you know, who you are?' Of course not. Because I'm not that attractive, and neither is Ben. So it's nice that you can do that (Bradshaw flicks his arm, mimicking throwing a football).

"But he's got to be careful. Stay out -- I don't want to give him any advice, because he's not going to pay attention to me. [...] He's got an image problem right now. Best thing to do is don't ever put yourself in that position again. When you're through playing football, do whatever you want to do, but right now, stay clean. Stay out of trouble. Stay out of bars. Keep yourself clean."

That's sound, if simplistic, advice that Roethlisberger has yet to grasp. I second all of it, except for maybe the part about Roethlisberger doing whatever he wants after his career. Illegal is illegal, if you're an active NFL player or not.

What was that bit about Roethlisberger not paying any attention to Bradshaw? Well, as it turns out, they don't like each other. Bradshaw explained:

"Our relationship is not any good. When I told him to park the motorcycle, he got pissed. Alright? Then he had the accident. And since then, there's, you know ... he doesn't like me, and I'm learning not to like him."

I have a feeling you're not the only one, Terry.

Go Terry!!!!

[jetophile]

Terry Bradshaw is annoying as all get out, but...HAHAHAHA! It's no small wonder that Steel Town isn't behind Roethlisbooger in the least. He disses small businesses, acts like a major dikk; which is his right, but he isn't endearing the locals any time soon. Maybe he should do the world a favor and crash without a helmet again. He's a turd, and should go eat a dead Michael Vick dog sandwich. 'I play for Jesus', I'll always beat the sh *t out of him for that.

[Sperm Edwards]

you ask yourself, 'Would they pay any attention to you if you weren't, you know, who you are?' Of course not. Because I'm not that attractive, and neither is Ben

[serphnx]

You know the best QB in our franchise history was always out in clubs. Most young people go out to these places or at least talk about it. Half of JN likes to pretend they are players and are cool because they get drunk at bars and clubs and have no idea where they are anymore, but then they turn around and hate on an NFL player that's doing the same thing, except he's successful.

I especially like all the posters that think they are better at getting women than Ben is. I'm sure if Brad Pitt was accused they'd say Pitt is desperate and they're better with women than he is too. What can you do besides laugh at such delusion?

[SayNoToDMC]

I especially like all the posters that think they are better at getting women than Ben is. I'm sure if Brad Pitt was accused they'd say Pitt is desperate and they're better with women than he is too. What can you do besides laugh at such delusion?

My guess would be even the biggest loser on here could do at least as well or better with crazy drunk sluts as Ben if they had 100 million and bringing Brad Pitt into this is silly, you can't rape the willing and he's Brad Pitt

[Vudu]

You know the best QB in our franchise history was always out in clubs. Most young people go out to these places or at least talk about it. Half of JN likes to pretend they are players and are cool because they get drunk at bars and clubs and have no idea where they are anymore, but then they turn around and hate on an NFL player that's doing the same thing, except he's successful.

I especially like all the posters that think they are better at getting women than Ben is. I'm sure if Brad Pitt was accused they'd say Pitt is desperate and they're better with women than he is too. What can you do besides laugh at such delusion?

Other QBs go to clubs but don't have sex with groupie whores in bathrooms. There's nothing wrong with going to the club, doing reckless sh!t in the club is what will do you in. I.E Having sex with an intoxicated underage coed in the vip bathroom or throwing glasses in the faces of girls like our new WR did.

[Klecko73isGod]

You know the best QB in our franchise history was always out in clubs. Most young people go out to these places or at least talk about it. Half of JN likes to pretend they are players and are cool because they get drunk at bars and clubs and have no idea where they are anymore, but then they turn around and hate on an NFL player that's doing the same thing, except he's successful.

I especially like all the posters that think they are better at getting women than Ben is. I'm sure if Brad Pitt was accused they'd say Pitt is desperate and they're better with women than he is too. What can you do besides laugh at such delusion?

Actually, there are many posters on this site who've had quite a bit of success in getting women that have NEVER been accused of rape.

[Vudu]

Actually, there are many posters on this site who've had quite a bit of success in getting women that have NEVER been accused of rape.

TWICE!

[Sperm Edwards]

Actually, there are many posters on this site who've had quite a bit of success in getting women that have NEVER been accused of rape.

TWICE!

lol

[Thai Jet]

Bradshaw hit the nail on the head. Ben probably is pissed at Bradshaw because he was right about getting rid of the motorcycle BEFORE he had the accident. He was right then and he's right now. I think Ben WILL be losing 3-4 game checks to start the season.

[Biggs]

You know the best QB in our franchise history was always out in clubs. Most young people go out to these places or at least talk about it. Half of JN likes to pretend they are players and are cool because they get drunk at bars and clubs and have no idea where they are anymore, but then they turn around and hate on an NFL player that's doing the same thing, except he's successful.

I especially like all the posters that think they are better at getting women than Ben is. I'm sure if Brad Pitt was accused they'd say Pitt is desperate and they're better with women than he is too. What can you do besides laugh at such delusion?

Most girls like to get laid. Sadly not being an a**h*l* is a good enough come on in most casses.

Ben is 20 million dollars away from having to feed roofies to girls to get laid. He has to get them blotto now to have a shot.

[serphnx]

My guess would be even the biggest loser on here could do at least as well or better with crazy drunk sluts as Ben if they had 100 million and bringing Brad Pitt into this is silly, you can't rape the willing and he's Brad Pitt

Women are surprisingly willing when you have $100M, let's just put it that way.

There are dudes in this thread acting like they do better than Ben. What kind of delusional world do you people live in where a jock with millions can't get hot tail? Talk about jealousy. No, you people don't do better than Ben does, nobody on this site does.

The problem with Ben is that he doesn't have standards. He probably screws every hot girl he can find in every club, that includes the girls you guys don't have the balls to talk to even, but also the drunk sluts that you guys can have as well.

[CoachTsurfing]

Other QBs go to clubs but don't have sex with groupie whores in bathrooms. There's nothing wrong with going to the club, doing reckless sh!t in the club is what will do you in. I.E Having sex with an intoxicated underage coed in the vip bathroom or throwing glasses in the faces of girls like our new WR did.

she's 19. that's legal age. but i agree you have to act with some dignity in these places. go have a good time, but do it with some decorum.

[Vudu]

she's 19. that's legal age. but i agree you have to act with some dignity in these places. go have a good time, but do it with some decorum.

19 is not legal to drink.

[CoachTsurfing]

19 is not legal to drink.

true but legal to get freaky

[Jerichoholic]

Good ol' Brothelsbooger!

[slats]

Women are surprisingly willing when you have $100M, let's just put it that way.

There are dudes in this thread acting like they do better than Ben. What kind of delusional world do you people live in where a jock with millions can't get hot tail? Talk about jealousy. No, you people don't do better than Ben does, nobody on this site does.

The problem with Ben is that he doesn't have standards. He probably screws every hot girl he can find in every club, that includes the girls you guys don't have the balls to talk to even, but also the drunk sluts that you guys can have as well.

What's your point?

Ben's a thug. No one likes him. He treats women like crap, and he's being accused of a lot worse.

He scores anyway because he's got fame and fortune? Really?

At worst he's a rapist. At best, he's a stupid drunk who puts himself in positions where he can be accused of rape.

But he can score with the ladies, anyway. Gotcha.

[Biggs]

What's your point?

Ben's a thug. No one likes him. He treats women like crap, and he's being accused of a lot worse.

He scores anyway because he's got fame and fortune? Really?

At worst he's a rapist. At best, he's a stupid drunk who puts himself in positions where he can be accused of rape.

But he can score with the ladies, anyway. Gotcha.

Nice post Slats!

I would bet that there are plenty of guys on this board who have really nice girl friends, wives and significant others who are attractive, bright, smart, and funny and wouldn't be at all interested in a creep with money. I know I do and I know others here do.

I don’t care how “Hot” a women is, when they’re blotto at 4 in the morning they aren’t really hot unless you consider opportunity hot? Women are someone’s Mothers, sisters, daughters, wives and girlfriends. They aren’t prey to be attacked when they aren’t thinking straight because of drugs or alcohol.

There are plenty of women who don't know how to behave around men, that's not an excuse for men to demean women or treat them badly. It's not that difficult to hook up if you want to. It's a biological imperative for all of us built into our DNA. Have fun hook up but don't cross the line, it's simply not necessary.

[Klecko73isGod]

Women are surprisingly willing when you have $100M, let's just put it that way.

There are dudes in this thread acting like they do better than Ben. What kind of delusional world do you people live in where a jock with millions can't get hot tail? Talk about jealousy. No, you people don't do better than Ben does, nobody on this site does.

The problem with Ben is that he doesn't have standards. He probably screws every hot girl he can find in every club, that includes the girls you guys don't have the balls to talk to even, but also the drunk sluts that you guys can have as well.

Dude, did you see the pics of the girl he was accused of raping? This dude ain't getting hot chicks.

[124]

Dude, did you see the pics of the girl he was accused of raping? This dude ain't getting hot chicks.

After meeting many people from this site, and their "others", I would say that many posters on this site have hotter girlfriends/wives than the girl Rapelessburger raped.

[jetophile]

After meeting many people from this site, and their "others", I would say that many posters on this site have hotter girlfriends/wives than the girl Rapelessburger raped.

For the record, rape has absolutely nothing to do with looks because it isn't about sex. People rape infants and the elderly all the time. It's used as a weapon of war, too. It always will be. If people only knew what goes on in the Republic of Congo for starters, they'd probably never sleep again.

In fact, there's some local sh*tbag near me who raped and sodomized his 7 month old daughter and left her face down in the mud in the woods to die after making up some bogus story that she was abducted from a Walmart. Miraculously, the baby didn't perish. He pretty much tore her in half, and it can't be explained how she didn't suffocate on top of it. It was all because he wanted to get back at his wife. He may get life in prison, but just shoot this guy and be done with it as far as I'm concerned.

Another thing. There's some creep right on the block where I work who attempted to rape a 79 year old woman. He served six years for it, because apparently she managed to put up one hell of a fight and he beat her to within an inch of her life. Leaflets were passed around letting people in the neighborhood know to watch their backs. Fortunately the apt. he rents is directly across the street from the police station. I'm assuming that was one of the conditions of his probation.

Anyway, sexual abuse is a very loaded subject for me. Any woman who has ever knowingly put an innocent man behind bars - or has tried to - is beyond my contempt, but something about her accusations didn't strike me that way at all.

EDIT: Said sh*tbag. http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100308/NEWS/100309747

[RutgersJetFan]

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I especially like all the posters that think they are better at getting women than Ben is.

I think I'm better. The issue here is capability. I don't have gigantic bodyguards and the capacity to put my dick in an unwanting woman's face. Buy hypothetically let's say I did, I'd bet some serious coin that I could outsmash Ben on his best day.

[Greenseed4]

There are dudes in this thread acting like they do better than Ben. What kind of delusional world do you people live in where a jock with millions can't get hot tail? Talk about jealousy. No, you people don't do better than Ben does, nobody on this site does.

The problem with Ben is that he doesn't have standards. He probably screws every hot girl he can find in every club, that includes the girls you guys don't have the balls to talk to even, but also the drunk sluts that you guys can have as well.

What is the point of this post? Why are you defending Ben at the expense of your posting brothers?

...and for the record, I do quite well for myself, thank you.

[Jetman_67]

All men convicted of sex crimes should get a automatic castration as part of the sentence.

[jetophile]

Women are surprisingly willing when you have $100M, let's just put it that way.

There are dudes in this thread acting like they do better than Ben. What kind of delusional world do you people live in where a jock with millions can't get hot tail? Talk about jealousy. No, you people don't do better than Ben does, nobody on this site does.

The problem with Ben is that he doesn't have standards. He probably screws every hot girl he can find in every club, that includes the girls you guys don't have the balls to talk to even, but also the drunk sluts that you guys can have as well.

I really hope you have a daughter someday.

[jack48]

You know the best QB in our franchise history was always out in clubs. Most young people go out to these places or at least talk about it. Half of JN likes to pretend they are players and are cool because they get drunk at bars and clubs and have no idea where they are anymore, but then they turn around and hate on an NFL player that's doing the same thing, except he's successful.

I especially like all the posters that think they are better at getting women than Ben is. I'm sure if Brad Pitt was accused they'd say Pitt is desperate and they're better with women than he is too. What can you do besides laugh at such delusion?

How hard is it to be better than Ben? This isn't football--it's life. If you can somehow manage to get through your life without raping or trying to rape someone you are better than Ben is.

[CTM]

Dude, did you see the pics of the girl he was accused of raping? This dude ain't getting hot chicks.

if he isn't he's an idiot..

money + fame = hotness you can't imagine