The Crusher Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Einstein would have had a field day with you guys, nowhere else in known universe does two substantially larger bodies revolve around the substantially smaller one your little m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Ahh, nerd humor. Now give me your ****ing lunch money bitch! rppd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Ahh, nerd humor. Now give me your ****ing lunch money bitch! I don't think you need seconds, fatty rppd. you either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 I don't think you need seconds, fatty you either Jesus that was weak. Almost as weak as Hammer pretending to be "Ernie" on the politics site you and bergen started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Klecko tells me you are fond of being called sperm burper You and Kleck really have some disturbing conversations. <3 u mt h8ctm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 <3 u mt h8ctm the belle of the bowel is back... what's up sailor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 the belle of the bowel is back... what's up sailor? Wrong site dummy. This is JN, not sausagemycrack.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Guys, I'm back and I'm catching up now. Seriously, though, this thread has been busy today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 actually lets ask the mafia playing ladies what they think... DanX, Naeann, CTM, JIF... how would you like to be introduced? "Girlfriend" is fine. "Ladyfriend" really depends on how he says it ... I've only heard skeevy guys use the word, but it might be different if it's said nicely or humorously. I'm also used to "partner," but I know that's a lot less common. I used to be part of a sexuality workshop at my college, and for various reasons we used "partner" to refer to any romantic/sexual partner. Sophistication? I have to add that to my zoo write up. "Though the Silverback Gorilla is a gigantic powerfull beast he is very sophisticated in the way he introduces his mate, notice how he keeps his pinky up while he flings his poo at her, simply amazing." You are by far my favorite poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 You are by far my favorite poster. I'm not going to warn you again....BACK OFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 All this because I used a little retro-street talk? Then Pac diverted his attention from taking down huge pots on imaginarypoker.com to comment on my whiteness, the usual homo talk ensues, and out of nowhere, Crush flashes a picture that Lady GaGa would look at and say "damn...that's gay." Everyone must've been bored today...and gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I'm not going to warn you again....BACK OFF! Not necessary, we both know I can't compete. You are the marshmallows in his cocoa ... I'm just a desperate admirer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 All this because I used a little retro-street talk? Then Pac diverted his attention from taking down huge pots on imaginarypoker.com to comment on my whiteness, the usual homo talk ensues, and out of nowhere, Crush flashes a picture that Lady GaGa would look at and say "damn...that's gay." Everyone must've been bored today...and gay. I knew I set myself up for that the second after I patted myself on the back. I thought it would be from some of the other guys though... Kudos for recognizing my desire to move on from the topic and calling me out on it. I feel like we've bonded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 "Girlfriend" is fine. "Ladyfriend" really depends on how he says it ... I've only heard skeevy guys use the word, but it might be different if it's said nicely or humorously. Exactly.... cept' I'm not skeevy... just part of my charm. I'm also used to "partner," but I know that's a lot less common. I used to be part of a sexuality workshop at my college, and for various reasons we used "partner" to refer to any romantic/sexual partner. Did this "sexuality workshop" conduct classes in someones dorm room? Talk about skeevy.. yikes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Did this "sexuality workshop" conduct classes in someones dorm room? Talk about skeevy.. yikes! Haha, it was more like a class, with awesome homework. For the most part, we met in classrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Haha, it was more like a class, with awesome homework. For the most part, we met in classrooms. So you had homework in your human sexuality workshop? Hahaha. Last year your a sheepish dude, this year your a sexually liberated temptress. WOW, what a difference a ****ing year could make.. BRAVO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 "Girlfriend" is fine. "Ladyfriend" really depends on how he says it ... I've only heard skeevy guys use the word, but it might be different if it's said nicely or humorously. I'm also used to "partner," but I know that's a lot less common. I used to be part of a sexuality workshop at my college, and for various reasons we used "partner" to refer to any romantic/sexual partner. You are by far my favorite poster. Oh, so it's like that, huh? Whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I knew I set myself up for that the second after I patted myself on the back. I thought it would be from some of the other guys though... Kudos for recognizing my desire to move on from the topic and calling me out on it. I feel like we've bonded. Wait a minute - Dan is getting into some really interesting territory with old college stories, and I'm stuck bonding with you? That's not right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Not necessary, we both know I can't compete. You are the marshmallows in his cocoa ... I'm just a desperate admirer. Aww... girls are fighting over my brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Haha, it was more like a class, with awesome homework. For the most part, we met in classrooms. Can you tutor me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Aww... girls are fighting over my brother! Is this Crusher's brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Aww... girls are fighting over my brother! No fight and only ones a girl. The other is the sweet sweet Boopsie, he's my gift to the world. Don;t look now but as the Pirate is enjoying Danx's saucy tales Pac seems to have lost his interest in lady friends and is considering shivering DPR's timbers. Welcome to JN, check your sanity at the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Is this Crusher's brother? My baby sister. NO!!! Im not introducing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Can you tutor me? Im glad your the one who decided to swing at that hanging slider. I really am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 So you had homework in your human sexuality workshop? Hahaha. Last year your a sheepish dude, this year your a sexually liberated temptress. WOW, what a difference a ****ing year could make.. BRAVO Haha, it wasn't a "how to seduce people" class. The one I did had a focus on male sexuality, but there was also a female sexuality workshop. Homework included interviewing your father about his views on masculinity/sexuality, filling out a loooong survey of sexual acts (checking off yes/no/maybe) and writing about your boundaries, and drawing your own or a friend's penis for our penis art gallery. It was great because it was completely confidential, so you'd get a lot of people who normally wouldn't talk to each other outside of the class. Most people got a lot out of it. Oh, so it's like that, huh? Whore. You're a great guy, but I think it's time for us to move on. It's not you, it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 My baby sister. NO!!! Im not introducing you. C'mon, hook a brother up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Im glad your the one who decided to swing at that hanging slider. I really am. At first I wasn't going to, but then I figured 'what the hell.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Haha, it wasn't a "how to seduce people" class. The one I did had a focus on male sexuality, but there was also a female sexuality workshop. Homework included interviewing your father about his views on masculinity/sexuality, filling out a loooong survey of sexual acts (checking off yes/no/maybe) and writing about your boundaries, and drawing your own or a friend's penis for our penis art gallery. It was great because it was completely confidential, so you'd get a lot of people who normally wouldn't talk to each other outside of the class. Most people got a lot out of it. You're a great guy, but I think it's time for us to move on. It's not you, it's me. Shame on EY for not doing the post of the week. Shame on Max too. Shame on everyone not named Dan X. Penis Art gallery? So can I assume a male participant would have a Coochie Art Gallery? Thats spectacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 You're a great guy, but I think it's time for us to move on. It's not you, it's me. But, but, but... I thought we had something special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Haha, it wasn't a "how to seduce people" class. The one I did had a focus on male sexuality, but there was also a female sexuality workshop. Homework included interviewing your father about his views on masculinity/sexuality, filling out a loooong survey of sexual acts (checking off yes/no/maybe) and writing about your boundaries, and drawing your own or a friend's penis for our penis art gallery. It was great because it was completely confidential, so you'd get a lot of people who normally wouldn't talk to each other outside of the class. Most people got a lot out of it. This is perhaps one of the greatest lose-lose-lose situations ever recorded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 No fight and only ones a girl. The other is the sweet sweet Boopsie, he's my gift to the world. Don;t look now but as the Pirate is enjoying Danx's saucy tales Pac seems to have lost his interest in lady friends and is considering shivering DPR's timbers. Welcome to JN, check your sanity at the door. This implies you gave birth to him.. Which end?, is what i want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 This implies you gave birth to him.. Which end?, is what i want to know Once again your twisted homo erotic mind interprets information in only a way you can. What I meant is my mentoring of the sweet Boopsie has allowed him to share his gift with the ladies at a level that is soon approaching epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I feel like I need a shower after catching up on this thread. I might have to post here more often - we don't have this type of thing on DM.....where the hell have you people been all my life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Once again your twisted homo erotic mind interprets information in only a way you can. What I meant is my mentoring of the sweet Boopsie has allowed him to share his gift with the ladies at a level that is soon approaching epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Penis Art gallery? So can I assume a male participant would have a Coochie Art Gallery? Thats spectacular. Hehe no, each person drew one penis to contribute to the anonymous art gallery. My boyfriend was kind enough to let me draw his. But, but, but... I thought we had something special. I was never under that impression. This is perhaps one of the greatest lose-lose-lose situations ever recorded. Another assignment was to write our own piece of erotica, maybe that is more up your alley. Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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