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Whats your take on poofy squishy toilet seats?


JoeC36

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These things irritate me. This message is only intended for those well-meaning folks who have one:

Dear friend with a poofy toilet seat,

I know it's comfy....like a couch. And who doesn't sit on a nice comfy couch and think "Man, this would only be better if I could crap without getting up"?.

But you need to think about some things. You know how you sit on it and all the air comes out the sides making a wooooooooshhhhhhh? Did you ever wonder where that air CAME FROM? That air got sucked IN when your fat uncle Ralph stood up 2hrs ago. He was in there for 20 minutes committing crimes against humanity, and when he stood up, your seat sucked in that green fog like it was the last bong on earth.

So that innocent poof is a 'blast from the past'...but not in a good way. Enjoy!

-Jerry

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These things irritate me. This message is only intended for those well-meaning folks who have one:

Dear friend with a poofy toilet seat,

I know it's comfy....like a couch. And who doesn't sit on a nice comfy couch and think "Man, this would only be better if I could crap without getting up"?.

But you need to think about some things. You know how you sit on it and all the air comes out the sides making a wooooooooshhhhhhh? Did you ever wonder where that air CAME FROM? That air got sucked IN when your fat uncle Ralph stood up 2hrs ago. He was in there for 20 minutes committing crimes against humanity, and when he stood up, your seat sucked in that green fog like it was the last bong on earth.

So that innocent poof is a 'blast from the past'...but not in a good way. Enjoy!

-Jerry

Dear Jerry,

the one time I sat on a poofy toilet seat the air whooooosh'd out and the house was swept to the land of oz. Still waiting for the air to come back into the toilet seat. Doesn;t look good.

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Dear Jerry,

the one time I sat on a poofy toilet seat the air whooooosh'd out and the house was swept to the land of oz. Still waiting for the air to come back into the toilet seat. Doesn;t look good.

I figured It would have made a whoopie cushion sound therefore no one would have noticed.

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My fatass never understood those. They would just cush down to the point where it felt like I was sitting on any other seat. That and they make my ass sweat.

i'm officially sold on never ever using a poofy squishy toilet seat ever again.

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There's probably nothing to it, but a classic hard seat just seems more sanitary.

Actually I think their is. Poofy toilet seats are made of vinyl. Has nooks and crannies for nasties to settle down in. The toilet seats in our house solid plastic and clean up really nicely. Crusher loves a clean bathroom because with 5 kids I spend a fair amount of time in their.

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My fatass never understood those. They would just cush down to the point where it felt like I was sitting on any other seat. That and they make my ass sweat.

+1 Glad i'm not the only one.

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My fatass never understood those. They would just cush down to the point where it felt like I was sitting on any other seat. That and they make my ass sweat.

Poofy toilet seats SUCK. Especially when either the weather is warm or during an Emergency Download Sequence when the clenching of butt cheeks produces an undermined about of butt sweat and/or ball gravy.

+1 Glad i'm not the only one.

When I saw the thread, I thought I was going to have to say it myself. Thank you guys, agree 100% . Damn those foofy poofy seats!

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