JoeC36 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 just a weird feeling under my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted May 4, 2010 Author Share Posted May 4, 2010 i like something hard under my ass when im pooping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 i like something hard under my ass when im pooping That is disturbing on a few levels -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 These things irritate me. This message is only intended for those well-meaning folks who have one: Dear friend with a poofy toilet seat, I know it's comfy....like a couch. And who doesn't sit on a nice comfy couch and think "Man, this would only be better if I could crap without getting up"?. But you need to think about some things. You know how you sit on it and all the air comes out the sides making a wooooooooshhhhhhh? Did you ever wonder where that air CAME FROM? That air got sucked IN when your fat uncle Ralph stood up 2hrs ago. He was in there for 20 minutes committing crimes against humanity, and when he stood up, your seat sucked in that green fog like it was the last bong on earth. So that innocent poof is a 'blast from the past'...but not in a good way. Enjoy! -Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 These things irritate me. This message is only intended for those well-meaning folks who have one: Dear friend with a poofy toilet seat, I know it's comfy....like a couch. And who doesn't sit on a nice comfy couch and think "Man, this would only be better if I could crap without getting up"?. But you need to think about some things. You know how you sit on it and all the air comes out the sides making a wooooooooshhhhhhh? Did you ever wonder where that air CAME FROM? That air got sucked IN when your fat uncle Ralph stood up 2hrs ago. He was in there for 20 minutes committing crimes against humanity, and when he stood up, your seat sucked in that green fog like it was the last bong on earth. So that innocent poof is a 'blast from the past'...but not in a good way. Enjoy! -Jerry Dear Jerry, the one time I sat on a poofy toilet seat the air whooooosh'd out and the house was swept to the land of oz. Still waiting for the air to come back into the toilet seat. Doesn;t look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Dear Jerry, the one time I sat on a poofy toilet seat the air whooooosh'd out and the house was swept to the land of oz. Still waiting for the air to come back into the toilet seat. Doesn;t look good. I figured It would have made a whoopie cushion sound therefore no one would have noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I figured It would have made a whoopie cushion sound therefore no one would have noticed. To be honest sounded more like a cry for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 My fatass never understood those. They would just cush down to the point where it felt like I was sitting on any other seat. That and they make my ass sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 They f'n suck. Now a heated toilet seat...there's an upgrade that I can do with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Poofy toilet seats SUCK. Especially when either the weather is warm or during an Emergency Download Sequence when the clenching of butt cheeks produces an undermined about of butt sweat and/or ball gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 My fatass never understood those. They would just cush down to the point where it felt like I was sitting on any other seat. That and they make my ass sweat. i'm officially sold on never ever using a poofy squishy toilet seat ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 There's probably nothing to it, but a classic hard seat just seems more sanitary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 There's probably nothing to it, but a classic hard seat just seems more sanitary. Actually I think their is. Poofy toilet seats are made of vinyl. Has nooks and crannies for nasties to settle down in. The toilet seats in our house solid plastic and clean up really nicely. Crusher loves a clean bathroom because with 5 kids I spend a fair amount of time in their. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 My fatass never understood those. They would just cush down to the point where it felt like I was sitting on any other seat. That and they make my ass sweat. +1 Glad i'm not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 i'm officially sold on never ever using a poofy squishy toilet seat ever again. Then you have to go upper deck (Southerns fav) or Commando, with no seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Gringo Loco Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 My fatass never understood those. They would just cush down to the point where it felt like I was sitting on any other seat. That and they make my ass sweat. Poofy toilet seats SUCK. Especially when either the weather is warm or during an Emergency Download Sequence when the clenching of butt cheeks produces an undermined about of butt sweat and/or ball gravy. +1 Glad i'm not the only one. When I saw the thread, I thought I was going to have to say it myself. Thank you guys, agree 100% . Damn those foofy poofy seats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uart Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 i like something hard under my ass when im pooping Hell, I prefer single-ply TP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 just a weird feeling under my ass Me too. I'm a hard woody kind of guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neckdemon Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Then you have to go upper deck (Southerns fav) or Commando, with no seat. i never left an upperdecker....although i have **** inside the holding tank once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Well, I used to like them ... thank you all for the new perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 There's probably nothing to it, but a classic hard seat just seems more sanitary. And more stable . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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