Smizzy Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Spent forty-eight dollars last night at the county fair I bought a toohless hillbilly with dread locked Pubic hair She's got me saying Like Wow, honey, dig it, and dear I ain't brushed my teeth in a little over a year Ive got somthing special going on with my little brown sheep I always feel bad when I go in too deep But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it I try so hard I can't rise about it Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin' But I like it, I love it, I want some more of it Can somebody find Buddy Hollys plane....put Tim McGraw and Vinny INT in it and give them a free ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 That song's about 10 years old. Way to keep up, Smizz. Hey, I hear that guy is banging Faith Hill, too. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 That song's about 10 years old. Way to keep up, Smizz. Hey, I hear that guy is banging Faith Hill, too. :wink: Im sick & tired of hearing this POS every Monday Night....Faith Hill is a washed up Carnival skank Who I wouldn't **** with TomShanes tiny penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Nonsense. I would happily take her on all the rides at Bob World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 Nonsense. I would happily take her on all the rides at Bob World. Is the Mustache Coaster still open? I heard it closed down after that freak accident with the Hatian boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Stop it, Smizz. You know darned well the Haitian boy is safely locked in your basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 Stop it, Smizz. You know darned well the Haitian boy is safely locked in your basement. Yea but only after you sold me his limp,lifeless body after the accident....Who fed him to get his strength up? who bathed him in honey water to get that smell out? Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I expect to see damn near anything here at Jetnation but a thread on Tim McGraw started by Vanilla Ice definately wasn't on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 I expect to see damn near anything here at Jetnation but a thread on Tim McGraw started by Vanilla Ice definately wasn't on the list. Other things Not on ALk's " List" 1. Letting his wife finish 2. Rogain 3. Personal Hygiene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Other things Not on ALk's " List" 1. Letting his wife finish 2. Rogain 3. Personal Hygiene 1. You can ask your wife about finishing. Yes, there is a reason why you're not getting any these days. 2. Shiiitt....I've seen your picture and I expect to never hear you utter another word about my hair skinhead. 3. See number one. It's hard to stay fresh when I'm bangin' two wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 2. Shiiitt....I've seen your picture and I expect to never hear you utter another word about my hair skinhead. I have a full head of hair...That is a hair style..I can still do those. If max wasn't so self conscious about how good looking I am he would have made the pic bigger...Instead you get that little thing that makes me look cockeyed..I assure you...it's the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I have a full head of hair...That is a hair style..I can still do those. If max wasn't so self conscious about how good looking I am he would have made the pic bigger...Instead you get that little thing that makes me look cockeyed..I assure you...it's the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 LOL...what am I lying about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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