Bruce Banner Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mis/1736596226.html I couldn't figure out a PC way to say this so I will just get straight to the point. I saw you on your skateboard going through the Bank of America parking lot. You were a hot white guy, all tatted up, had a soul patch and a baseball hat on backwards. Oh yeah, and you had no legs. That last critical piece should narrow it down. I so wanted to talk to you but you and your friend went by too fast. Anyway, I am VERY interested...there was something amazing about you that I can't get off my mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted May 16, 2010 Author Share Posted May 16, 2010 My problem with women is I have too many legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 My problem with women is I have too many legs. Its tasteless and unfair of you to make fun of the handicapped. if no one else will stand up and denounce this post then I guess i'l just have to be the one to take a stand. Some things are off-limits and I can't stand it when people take things a step too far. So, to all my legless bretheren out there, stand up and be counted! Of course, Its still okay to make fun of the retardeds. Note: I'm somewhat retarded. So i can say that. You, on the other hand, had better watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Its tasteless and unfair of you to make fun of the handicapped. if no one else will stand up and denounce this post then I guess i'l just have to be the one to take a stand. Some things are off-limits and I can't stand it when people take things a step too far. So, to all my legless bretheren out there, stand up and be counted! Of course, Its still okay to make fun of the retardeds. Note: I'm somewhat retarded. So i can say that. You, on the other hand, had better watch it. This post is retarded. You better step it up if you want to have a leg up in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 This post is retarded. You better step it up if you want to have a leg up in this one. Horrible post. You don't have a leg to stand on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Although he's one of the few skaters who don't get high, the relationship would never work. They'll have trouble seeing eye to eye. She's have to like riding his half pipe. When something big is going down, he's the last one to find out. Guys like that promise to stand on their own two feet but always come up short. He'll always be sticking his nose in her business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Knock, knock Who's there? Betty Betty who? Bet he didn't know it was his girl on the bottom of the pile in the gangbang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I don't understand this thread at all. Oh and for the record I selected Choice B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetophile Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Although he's one of the few skaters who don't get high, the relationship would never work. They'll have trouble seeing eye to eye. She's have to like riding his half pipe. When something big is going down, he's the last one to find out. Guys like that promise to stand on their own two feet but always come up short. He'll always be sticking his nose in her business. Excellent, as usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeneyedlady Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Although he's one of the few skaters who don't get high, the relationship would never work. They'll have trouble seeing eye to eye. She's have to like riding his half pipe. When something big is going down, he's the last one to find out. Guys like that promise to stand on their own two feet but always come up short. He'll always be sticking his nose in her business. Yes, it will. He can always go up on her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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