Bob Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 And they put a shield in front of my pelvis. I get what that's for, but here's my question: Why in hell does a 47-year-old man need viable sperm? Just zap the little ****ers. I'm not using them anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Maybe they felt bad for you... and just did it as a precautionary measure to ensure that nothing they did could have possibly made it any smaller than it already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Maybe they felt bad for you... and just did it as a precautionary measure to ensure that nothing they did could have possibly made it any smaller than it already is. Nope. That's not it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Nope. That's not it. I'm sure thats what they told you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Well, my pants were on the whole time and, because of the shield, they didn't get any x-ray views. So, you fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Standard process. Unless they where viewing something in the pelvic region or low back their ganna gonadal shield you. Wow that would be a great name for a midget superhero who's job it is to keep the taller superhero's from getting kicked in the nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Because even though most 47 year old men don't want their spermies to work anymore, they sure as hell want to sue when an XRay does the deed for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Maybe they felt bad for you... and just did it as a precautionary measure to ensure that nothing they did could have possibly made it any smaller than it already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 And they put a shield in front of my pelvis. I get what that's for, but here's my question: Why in hell does a 47-year-old man need viable sperm? Cause they don't know you're no Tony Randall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Well, my pants were on the whole time and, because of the shield, they didn't get any x-ray views. So, you fail. The fact that you actually wrote this explanation... says otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Cause they don't know you're no Tony Randall. That's exactly who came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 And they put a shield in front of my pelvis. I get what that's for, but here's my question: Why in hell does a 47-year-old man need viable sperm? Just zap the little ****ers. I'm not using them anymore. You had the chance to save some serious vasectomy coin and blew it. You could have put that money towards a PSL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great When the sperm gets wasted God gets quite irate Bob you of all people should know this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PFSIKH Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 And they put a shield in front of my pelvis. I get what that's for, but here's my question: Why in hell does a 47-year-old man need viable sperm? Just zap the little ****ers. I'm not using them anymore. At least they assumed you might want more kids. My oncologist said, "I figured you already had kids......." when I asked why I did not have a 'cod' piece. Less then 5 years later we had out third. I think the radiation weeded out some of the dee dee dee sperm though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great When the sperm gets wasted God gets quite irate If this is true then I am doomed to an eternity in hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great When the sperm gets wasted God gets quite irate Bob you of all people should know this U0kJHQpvgB8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Did somebody call me? Hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I wouldn't wanna be responsible for 2 headed retard baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 And they put a shield in front of my pelvis. I get what that's for, but here's my question: Why in hell does a 47-year-old man need viable sperm? Just zap the little ****ers. I'm not using them anymore. Must have been a really small shield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I wouldn't wanna be responsible for 2 headed retard baby. Guys.... should we tell him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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