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There once was a pigman named GayMax

Whose man cleavage did rival most butt cracks

He banned me one time

A most capital crime

So now I am back for some more acts

Stay tuned. All of Max's dirty little secrets will be revealed in this thread. Lots of luck tracing my ip this time dirtbag.

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There once was a pigman named GayMax

Whose man cleavage did rival most butt cracks

He banned me one time

A most capital crime

So now I am back for some more acts

Stay tuned. All of Max's dirty little secrets will be revealed in this thread. Lots of luck tracing my ip this time dirtbag.

124? Is that you?

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There once was a pigman named GayMax

Whose man cleavage did rival most butt cracks

He banned me one time

A most capital crime

So now I am back for some more acts

Stay tuned. All of Max's dirty little secrets will be revealed in this thread. Lots of luck tracing my ip this time dirtbag.

Damn. I was hoping this was not going to suck.

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This is the best you can do? Really?

If you're gonna come back and troll the board, at least be good at it.

You wish you could do better jerk head.

Me and Max go way back. If he doesn't know who I am yet he'll know by the end of the day tomorrow. I know stuff about him very few know. And the idiots like you who look up to him will feel like the jerk heads you are.

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You wish you could do better jerk head.

Me and Max go way back. If he doesn't know who I am yet he'll know by the end of the day tomorrow. I know stuff about him very few know. And the idiots like you who look up to him will feel like the jerk heads you are.

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You wish you could do better jerk head.

Me and Max go way back. If he doesn't know who I am yet he'll know by the end of the day tomorrow. I know stuff about him very few know. And the idiots like you who look up to him will feel like the jerk heads you are.

Did you just call me a jerk head? you jerkhead!!

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You wish you could do better jerk head.

Me and Max go way back. If he doesn't know who I am yet he'll know by the end of the day tomorrow. I know stuff about him very few know. And the idiots like you who look up to him will feel like the jerk heads you are.

Or want to know. Truth is you guys were probably drunk and who knew it would slip in that easy? Glad to have you back.

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What ever. You'll find out tomorrow about your hero max.

Why do we have to wait. Personally i ****ing hate waiting. Why do people always do this? "Just you wait". Maybe we don;t want to wait. Maybe we want to hear about our hero now. Theirs crazy thunderstorms here and my power might go out. Then what? Suspense is for constipated people.

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Why do we have to wait. Personally i ****ing hate waiting. Why do people always do this? "Just you wait". Maybe we don;t want to wait. Maybe we want to hear about our hero now. Theirs crazy thunderstorms here and my power might go out. Then what? Suspense is for constipated people.

Any form of the word wait bothers you huh???

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Any form of the word wait bothers you huh???

Three weeks ago before I was banished to diet land I was at Baskin Robbins waiting to get ice cream. The mongoloid behind the counter was trying to take an order from a mother and 6 broken condoms and all the kids had ADHD. I ****ing lost it and went to Foodlion and bought a gallon of Neopolitan ice cream. The ****ing thing was freeser burned. Terrible.

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You know his name. I saw you post it once. I just cant remember cause I haven't had enough calories today.

Well what are you waiting for?

there are many options for dangerously underweight individuals, like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology."

You need to focus on the lesser food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!"

Be creative. Instead of eating sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

And remember, if you're not sure about something, just rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!

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Three weeks ago before I was banished to diet land I was at Baskin Robbins waiting to get ice cream. The mongoloid behind the counter was trying to take an order from a mother and 6 broken condoms and all the kids had ADHD. I ****ing lost it and went to Foodlion and bought a gallon of Neopolitan ice cream. The ****ing thing was freeser burned. Terrible.

I bring my own spoon to Baskin Robbins and take my own taster samples.

Those little sh!t spoons are worthless!

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