So, about to turn 40 and so far

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

no signs of Late 30's Demetia, other than 30 seconds last night while falling asleep. I was a mess teh whole week before I turned 30, every bad decision amd mistake I'd even made kept looping through my mind.

And good turning 40 stories?

[Lil Bit Special]

no signs of Late 30's Demetia, other than 30 seconds last night while falling asleep. I was a mess teh whole week before I turned 30, every bad decision amd mistake I'd even made kept looping through my mind.

And good turning 40 stories?

You're doomed.

Best of luck as you get old and your balls drop to your knees.

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

You're doomed.

Best of luck as you get old and your balls drop to your knees.

Thank you, and it's funny that you mention the bolded. In the last month or so, when I go to empty my azz bag at work, my beans dangle down into the water, which is extremely unpleasant. Upon visual and manual inspection, I don't notcie any sack expansion. I've considered asked a buddy at work if he has a similar experience, but have so far thought better of it, for obvious reasons.

[The Crusher]

You're doomed.

Best of luck as you get old and your balls drop to your knees.

Holy **** your right. All this time I thought someone hung fuzzy dice from my belly.

[Larz]

turning 40 is amost literally insignificant

of all the round number birthdays, it has to be the lamest

i'm 43 btw

[slats]

turning 40 is amost literally insignificant

of all the round number birthdays, it has to be the lamest

i'm 43 btw

I tend to agree. 40 wasn't as big a deal to me as 30.

I don't expect to be too thrilled with 50, though.

[Larz]

I tend to agree. 40 wasn't as big a deal to me as 30.

I don't expect to be too thrilled with 50, though.

I had that talk with my sister, that one is gonna be rough !

20- is a huge party, complete with hangover and someone drawing on your face, you probably got laid, but can't remember it

30 -is a good party, you get depends and fake viagra and have a good time

40- who cares ?

50- uh oh. unless you're gonna live to 100 and retire at 60, that's a rough one

60- bummer. you keep hearing about high school friends who have died

70- hey, everything hurts or doesn't work, but you made it ! and you out lasted that ******* you always hated !

80- huh ? what did you say ?

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

turning 40 is amost literally insignificant

of all the round number birthdays, it has to be the lamest

i'm 43 btw

Thanks dude. I realy don't have much apprehension about tomorrow at all. Great wife, great cat-boys, etc.

[villain_the_foe]

Thank you, and it's funny that you mention the bolded. In the last month or so, when I go to empty my azz bag at work, my beans dangle down into the water, which is extremely unpleasant. Upon visual and manual inspection, I don't notcie any sack expansion. I've considered asked a buddy at work if he has a similar experience, but have so far thought better of it, for obvious reasons.

lmfao! some of the funniest shyte I've read on this site.

[Thai Jet]

no signs of Late 30's Demetia, other than 30 seconds last night while falling asleep. I was a mess teh whole week before I turned 30, every bad decision amd mistake I'd even made kept looping through my mind.

And good turning 40 stories?

Your biggest problem is going to be tuberculosis . Good luck avoiding that.

[Maxman]

Thank you, and it's funny that you mention the bolded. In the last month or so, when I go to empty my azz bag at work, my beans dangle down into the water, which is extremely unpleasant. Upon visual and manual inspection, I don't notcie any sack expansion. I've considered asked a buddy at work if he has a similar experience, but have so far thought better of it, for obvious reasons.

Dude sack expansion is not something you can detect. You are untrained.

Thor stop by his house for his complimentary exam.

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

So TBand/or Thor are my worst case scenarios. And kids. I can do this. No I can't. I'm so ill equipped yet complacent. Ehh...it'll work it self out .

[NJ]

It's very much a non event, M. The only significant change I incurred was a lower pain threshold for whining and others insistence to incessantly discuss nonsense. This led me away from excessive exposure to the opposite sex for varying periods of time, but without any discernible sack shrinkage or expansion. Let the good times roll.

[Norway'sWaddlingMarmaloof]

It's very much a non event, M. The only significant change I incurred was a lower pain threshold for whining and others insistence to incessantly discuss nonsense. This led me away from excessive exposure to the opposite sex for varying periods of time, but without any discernible sack shrinkage or expansion. Let the good times roll.

This is extremely helpful. Thank you.

[CTM]

nice to see you again dude.. welcome back

[Dude Love]

no signs of Late 30's Demetia, other than 30 seconds last night while falling asleep. I was a mess teh whole week before I turned 30, every bad decision amd mistake I'd even made kept looping through my mind.

And good turning 40 stories?

Turning 40 sure beats dying at 39. That's all I have to say on that.

[JerryK]

The great race is about to begin. It's sort of exciting to watch.

The contestants are your ear-hair, nose-hair and boobs. First one to the floor wins. Your eybrows are also in it, but they can never decide which direction to run.