Seamen ahoy - Darwin women can't keep up as US Navy officers arrive

[Bruce Banner]

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Seamen ahoy - Darwin women can't keep up as US Navy officers arrive

DARWIN'S prostitutes and local ladies have been busy trying to keep pace with the swell of cute, horny US seamen on our shores.

But they must be more than capable because at least one chemist is reporting low condom stocks and a number of Navy blokes asking about Viagra.

USS Peleliu and USS Pearl Harbor have docked at Fort Hill Wharf and unleashed hundreds of young, well-cut and hot-to-trot sailors.

Ship rules mean no sex on board - beyond what's on offer in a magazine. Michelle Love, who operates Blondies in Darwin, said her 30 girls had been kept busy servicing the Yankees. But she said the increase in US clients had been offset by a temporary slide of local customers - suspected of either being jealous or considerate.

"Most of the local boys don't even call when the boats are in town. They probably think the girls are busy and worn out or they may get their noses out of joint," she said.

Ms Love said the US boys were never any problems - "they treat the girls like gold".

She said the only possible issue was competition from the amateurs.

"Every horny woman comes out of the woodwork," she said. "But there's enough to go around."

Taxi drivers are also enjoying a business boom. They've reported dropping off lusty groups at hotels who use rooms for short periods.

A Darwin driver delivered two ladies for a rendezvous with Navy sorts yesterday.

"One told me, 'Oh honey, I might call you later to pick me up again - I got a couple of jobs'," the driver said. "She said she can make up to $4000 a day because she's so busy."

A chemist assistant in Darwin's CBD reported a spike in condom sales yesterday.

"We still have some, but we're low on stock," they said.

"There's also been quite a few questions to find out if Viagra is on prescription or over the counter. It's hilarious. They're all young fit and muscley. But they're quite nice and a few made a couple of jokes."

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"Most of the local boys don't even call when the boats are in town. They probably think the girls are busy and worn out or they may get their noses out of joint," she said.

Ms Love said the US boys were never any problems - "they treat the girls like gold".

Making us proud, boys.