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How will you die?


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How will you die?  

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  1. 1. How will you die?

    • Heart disease
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Asphyxiation.

If technology has advanced to the point where we can travel at nearly the speed of light in 40 years or so, I plan to get in a space ship, travel around the earth for 10 years (my time) and return to earth in roughly 10,000 years (earth time).

At this point, I assume my body will not be equipped to handle the current atmosphere and I will perish rather quickly.

That, or blasted by a photon cannon.

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When I was 16, a Ouija board told me that I was going to die by spear. At the time I laughed it off, thinking that I would never go to Africa. Fast forward 6 years, and I'm getting deployed to Somalia. Let's just say that I was ****ting bricks on that plane ride.

Lucky for all of you, I made it home safe and sound.

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I don't know how I'll die, but I want to die after having saved someone's life.

No problem, let's have dinner and when I try and eat something FRIED snatch it from me and hand me a low fat muffin. My wife and Cardiologist will sing your praises for years to come.

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I will undoubtedly die with the Jets in the Super Bowl, up by 6, with :53 seconds remaining, and the opposing team driving.

:rl: :rl: :rl:

good news is you'll likely live a long life before that ever happens

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