Integrity28 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 The GoonDocks, 1985 As the sun rises in Portland, Oregon we find Mikey and Brandon Walsh, and their friends the Goonies faced with the reality that Troy Perkins and his rich father are going to kick them out of the homes they love... to build a country club. As the day unfolds each of the Goonies somberly joins the Walsh boys at their home to spend their last day together. As the boys rummage around the attic they happen upon an old treasure map that evokes memories of the pirate stories Mikey's Dad told him as a small boy... "Wow, do you guys realized what we could do???" "Mikey, I don't want to go on anymore of you crazy Goonies adventures..." It wouldn't take long for Mikey to convince his friends that the only way to save the GoonDocks is to find One-Eyed Willy's treasure. "That's it... over there!" Using the map, and an old doubloon... The boys would eventually find their way to an abandoned restaurant... little did they know that their adventure was just beginning... "The only thing we serve is tongue!!! Do you boys like tongue?" In the restaurant the boys would encounter the Fratelli family... an encounter they would soon regret as they were all able to sneak past them, except Chunk. He got stuck behind with a stiff in the freezer and told the Fratellis everything... yes, everything. "OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." Now, the Goonies are trapped in the maze of caves beneath the GoonDocks being pursued by the Fratelli's, while trying to avoid One-Eyed Willie's booby traps as they hunt for the treasure that will keep Troy's family from kicking them out of their homes! The Goonies, by majority vote, must lynch anyone they believe is trying to keep them from the treasure. There are 13 players are: 1. Crusher 2. Bleedin Green 3. Irish Jet 4. Dan X/Sharrow - Poisoned Day 2: Chunk - Partial Bulletproof/Townie (Dying...) [DEAD] 5. Wombastic - Booby Trapped Day 3: Mikey - Cop/Goonie Finder, Townie 6. Vic 7. JIF 8. Pac 9. CTM [DEAD] 10. SMC - Lynched Day 2: Francis Fratelli - One-time Poisoner, Scum 11. Nanootz 12. Runin [DEAD] 13. Jetscode1 - Lynched Day 1: Stef - Roleless, Townie I will begin sending the role PMs shortly. I was hoping for more players and have to scale back my setup... and I started a new job on Thursday, so thank you for your patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 RULES: Absolutely NO out-of-thread communications may be either entirely or partially quoted, screen-capped or in any other way directly provided within the game thread (summaries of PMs for purposes of role reveals is allowed, however). Similarly, You may not reveal the name you were provided with, not even a hint in the slightest degree. We all know what the spirit of the game is, and we all know when certain actions, even if not expressly forbidden, fall outside of the spirit of the game. For purposes of this game, I have commissioner of baseball like powers to sanction conduct that violates the spirit of the game, even if not expressly forbidden, up to and including modkilling the player and lying in their role reveal. If you have any question at all whether something you plan to do crosses the line, ask me first. This is your one and only warning. Format: We will be running a normal mafia format with lynches during the day and night actions during the night. Days will run for ***48 hours*** or until a majority is reached (unvoting after a majority will not count) - but Day 1 will not have a deadline unless there is a need for it. Night will end in 24 hours or when I receive all night actions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 in vote jif.. on account of him being a dickhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 in vote jif.. on account of him being a dickhead LOL @ your avatar. My muffin top has a better figure though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 awesome set up btw you filthy monkey wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 in vote jif.. on account of him being a dickhead Repped for the coolest avatar by a gay dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 vote pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Repped for the coolest avatar by a gay dude. lol.. bro.. one of the infamous oct 08 ji rejects has been accepted by the establishment.. you've singlehandedly legtimized us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 lol.. bro.. one of the infamous oct 08 ji rejects has been accepted by the establishment.. you've singlehandedly legtimized us Yes, Arizona kiss our azz!!! vote: Bleedin Green Cause he won;t be able to contribute after I ban him anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 Remember - It is absolutely imperative that character names are NOT revealed or hinted at... ALL ROLE PMs HAVE BEEN SENT DAY 1 HAS STARTED. With 13 Players, it takes 7 votes to lynch. Remember to bold votes in black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 lol.. bro.. one of the infamous oct 08 ji rejects has been accepted by the establishment.. you've singlehandedly legtimized us I'm so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 Official Vote Count: (1) Jif - CTM (1) Pac - Dan X (1) BG - Crusher With 13 players, it takes 7 votes to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 lol.. bro.. one of the infamous oct 08 ji rejects has been accepted by the establishment.. you've singlehandedly legtimized us Has it really been that long? I need a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vote: JiF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vote Vic Totally omgus and in retaliation for the ass whopping we got last game. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vote Vic Totally omgus and in retaliation for the ass whopping we got last game. >.> Wait. You're NOT gonna blame some other extenuating factor? <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 OFFICIAL VOTE COUNT: (2) Jif - CTM, Vic (1) Pac - Dan X (1) BG - Crusher (1) Vic - Nanootz With 13 players, it takes 7 votes to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vote Vic Totally omgus and in retaliation for the ass whopping we got last game. >.> I won't vote him.. he played awesome as did the rest of the scum team.. I'm in awe of all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 nice, just stuck and unstuck my first threads. Im the fat ****ing man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I won't vote him.. he played awesome as did the rest of the scum team.. I'm in awe of all of them I should vote you. Complimenting in public? TEH FOS!!!! That was for the mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Goonies never say die!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Yes, Arizona kiss our azz!!! vote: Bleedin Green Cause he won;t be able to contribute after I ban him anyways. I'm unba.... You know what, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 FO FU to most of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vote: CTM Just Cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWWWombat Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 vote Crusher for clearly not EMMMing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Just a warning I will be gone all day today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vote: JiF Vic trying to remove the best scum hunter in the game early...scum tell #3 FO FU to most of the game Can you be more specific? Who is most? Just a warning I will be gone all day today. Miss you already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vic trying to remove the best scum hunter in the game early...scum tell #3 Being very impressed with oneself always... JiF tell #1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Being very impressed with oneself always... JiF tell #1. Jealousy... Nothing to see here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Jealousy... Nothing to see here Like that means anything coming from you. The jig is up, friend. Your cover has been blown. You two can't even pretend anymore, now that you're a mod there's no denying you two are just queer for each other. I'd have to assume he's the bitch and you're the butch? At least I certainly hope so. Good work though with all of the pictures of the "wife" and "kids"... you really had us going there. P.S. Please be sure to inform I28 once you've banned me as to not hold up the game too long. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Vote: Nae She's not going to be here much anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Like that means anything coming from you. The jig is up, friend. Your cover has been blown. You two can't even pretend anymore, now that you're a mod there's no denying you two are just queer for each other. I'd have to assume he's the bitch and you're the butch? At least I certainly hope so. Good work though with all of the pictures of the "wife" and "kids"... you really had us going there. P.S. Please be sure to inform I28 once you've banned me as to not hold up the game too long. Thanks. Clearly he's a bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 OFFICIAL VOTE COUNT: (2) Jif - CTM, Vic (1) Pac - Dan X (1) BG - Crusher (1) Vic - Nanootz (1) CTM - Jetscode (1) Crusher - Wombat (1) Nae - SMC With 13 players, it takes 7 votes to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Like that means anything coming from you. The jig is up, friend. Your cover has been blown. You two can't even pretend anymore, now that you're a mod there's no denying you two are just queer for each other. I'd have to assume he's the bitch and you're the butch? At least I certainly hope so. Good work though with all of the pictures of the "wife" and "kids"... you really had us going there. P.S. Please be sure to inform I28 once you've banned me as to not hold up the game too long. Thanks. Truth is I understand this post and take no offense from it. As a mod Im here to help, not push my own agenda or use my powers to impose my fake bravado. Oh no, Im here for you Bleedin. Let's be honest with one another. Your post about hating your job and the people you work with is really just a very clever metaphorical call for help. It's your facade as a hertero you really hate. Isn;t it? That was just your way to cry out for help. Dude be proud of your homosexually, I too love sausages, just not the ones connected to balls, but Im not going to judge you Bleedin. I love you, your my JI refugee brothren, my rise to Moderator is a victory for us all. So go ahead put on those Birkenstocks, go fabolous in your rainbow t-shirt and jump in your Subaru Outback and yell at the top of your lungs "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Cause we are all proud of you and we are all here for you brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Clearly he's a bear I do like to poo outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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