JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Why does this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 It's just like Gators fans and incest. Only the lord knows why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Tim Tebow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Why does this happen? Older = care less about their looks. Just my opinion. That and some become mom's so they want something lower maintenance that doesn't require a long time to get ready. JMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 It's just like Gators fans and incest. Only the lord knows why. Are the mods Gators fans? Cuz that's kinda like incest. Tim Tebow. This doesnt make any sense. You have a Tebow obsession. Older = care less about their looks. Just my opinion. That and some become mom's so they want something lower maintenance that doesn't require a long time to get ready. JMO I feel like its more work to keep it in place when it short. Bottom line, its a weird phenomenon and an ugly one at that...(no offense to those women w/ short hair or husbands who have wives with short hair)...but I think I'd be pissed if my woman wanted to go short hair style on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Are the mods Gators fans? Cuz that's kinda like incest. This doesnt make any sense. You have a Tebow obsession. I feel like its more work to keep it in place when it short. Bottom line, its a weird phenomenon and an ugly one at that...(no offense to those women w/ short hair or husbands who have wives with short hair)...but I think I'd be pissed if my woman wanted to go short hair style on me. Nah, it's less work. Mother in law has the classic short hair cut and she has even said to the wife "Why haven't you cut your hair yet? I just roll out of bed and shower and dont' touch it." I think it has to do with the low maintenance. I have told my wife if she goes short, I grow a mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Not a fan of short hair either, but some women look good with it and some know 'how to wear it' IMO Jamie Lee Curtis comes to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Why does this happen? So they can bitch about their husbands leaving them for the hot young piece of ass at the office. Seriously, this puzzles me more than the "which came first the chicken or the egg" question... Which came first, the wife with the fat ass and boy hair that stopped smiling 20 years ago OR the husband that trades her in for the 21 year old with a perfect ass, silky hair, constant smile and who smells like Hawaiian Tropic and sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 So they can bitch about their husbands leaving them for the hot young piece of ass at the office. Seriously, this puzzles me more than the "which came first the chicken or the egg" question... Which came first, the wife with the fat ass and boy hair that stopped smiling 20 years ago OR the husband that trades her in for the 21 year old with a perfect ass, silky hair, constant smile and who smells like Hawaiian Tropic and sex? To be fair though, it's not like some of these guys take care of themselves and are in tip-top shape themselves. What they may have is just the money to attract a younger woman. I'll upright and say it, if my wife stopped caring about how she looked I'd be pretty pissed. I mean, I eat really healthy, workout 6 days a week and make it important to dress well. If she started stuffing her face with twinkies and say "whatever I'm married" I'd be pretty angry. You can call me an ******* but I'm up front about that. Granted there may be medical complications that bring on a weight gain but it's the attitude you take that matters most to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Are the mods Gators fans? Cuz that's kinda like incest. No it's not, it's just really, really gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 Nah, it's less work. Mother in law has the classic short hair cut and she has even said to the wife "Why haven't you cut your hair yet? I just roll out of bed and shower and dont' touch it." I think it has to do with the low maintenance. I have told my wife if she goes short, I grow a mustache. lol...thats a fair trade. I'd grow my hair long too. Not a fan of short hair either, but some women look good with it and some know 'how to wear it' IMO Jamie Lee Curtis comes to mind Oh there are some that rock it well...but boy are they few are and far between. So they can bitch about their husbands leaving them for the hot young piece of ass at the office. Seriously, this puzzles me more than the "which came first the chicken or the egg" question... Which came first, the wife with the fat ass and boy hair that stopped smiling 20 years ago OR the husband that trades her in for the 21 year old with a perfect ass, silky hair, constant smile and who smells like Hawaiian Tropic and sex? Haha!!! Too funny and one of the reason's I question if I will ever marry. I'm always going to be an in shape stud and I already age well since nobody believes me when I tell them my age and I'm only 31. Not too many women can make that guarantee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 lol...thats a fair trade. I'd grow my hair long too. Oh there are some that rock it well...but boy are they few are and far between. Haha!!! Too funny and one of the reason's I question if I will ever marry. I'm always going to be an in shape stud and I already age well since nobody believes me when I tell them my age and I'm only 31. Not too many women can make that guarantee. Find yourself a nice Asian girl. Seriously take a guess at how old my wife is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 lol...thats a fair trade. I'd grow my hair long too. Oh there are some that rock it well...but boy are they few are and far between. Haha!!! Too funny and one of the reason's I question if I will ever marry. I'm always going to be an in shape stud and I already age well since nobody believes me when I tell them my age and I'm only 31. Not too many women can make that guarantee. Age well? Dude, you're only 31. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 Find yourself a nice Asian girl. They age nicely Seriously take a guess at how old my wife is. Dude I know...thats why I share the same love for Asian's. The girl I thought I was going to marry was half japanesse half whitey and she was smoking...most likely would age well and is petite to where I never had to worry about her gaining weight. Funny story, right after we broke up, she cut her hair short. Your wife is 26. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Dude I know...thats why I share the same love for Asian's. The girl I thought I was going to marry was half japanesse half whitey and she was smoking...most likely would age well and is petite to where I never had to worry about her gaining weight. Funny story, right after we broke up, she cut her hair short. Your wife is 26. She's 33. Oh I was unaware you had a half-japanese GF. LOL that she cut her hair though. Yea, ASIANS FTW. Resilient figures and age well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 No it's not, it's just really, really gay. Age well? Dude, you're only 31. Thats my point...most people think I'm 25 tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 She's 33. Oh I was unaware you had a half-japanese GF. LOL that she cut her hair though. Yea, ASIANS FTW. Resilient figures and age well. No F'ing way! You scored. Yeah, my college sweetheart...thats the chick that dragged me all the way out to that hell hole called Seattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Why does this happen? I don't understand it, either. I like my long hair. Granted, I don't want to end up one of those cases where you look 20 from the back but freak people out when you turn around and they see you're actually 75. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 No F'ing way! You scored. Yeah, my college sweetheart...thats the chick that dragged me all the way out to that hell whole in Seattle. Yea, I was always a fan of older women. I'm 28 lol. OOOOO now it makes PERFECT sense that she's the one that you went to Seattle with. Lots of Japanese/halvsies out here in the PacNW. So she's keeping the long hair. She said if she ever cuts it it'll be "shoulder length." I'm sure the girls on the board will think I'm a dick but whatever, I rather tell her "Cut your hair and I'll think it's gross" rather than have her do it and not say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 First of all define "older" Second, I know a lot of women that cut their hair shorter once they have kids because it is less work. Woking full time, maintaining a home, taking care of the kids (and hubby) takes time....many complain that they are pressed for time - therefore short do. Some short hairdo's are cute as heck too: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 She's 33. That's insane. Hahaha. I hope I start looking older soon. I hate having to wear so much makeup to look older than my students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 I don't understand it, either. I like my long hair. Granted, I don't want to end up one of those cases where you look 20 from the back but freak people out when you turn around and they see you're actually 75. I dont think that way when I see older women with long hair...I appluade them for not going with the short haired look. Yea, I was always a fan of older women. I'm 28 lol. OOOOO now it makes PERFECT sense that she's the one that you went to Seattle with. Lots of Japanese/halvsies out here in the PacNW. So she's keeping the long hair. She said if she ever cuts it it'll be "shoulder length." I'm sure the girls on the board will think I'm a dick but whatever, I rather tell her "Cut your hair and I'll think it's gross" rather than have her do it and not say anything. Yep. Her mother is 100% and she really wanted to move there after school. Lots of Asians in the city...lots and lots of Asians...lol. If only I were single when I lived there...but even so, I F'ing hated the PacNW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 That's insane. Hahaha. I hope I start looking older soon. I hate having to wear so much makeup to look older than my students. Longer hair and layers helps. You'll appreciate it later in life though being you're a halvsie yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 First of all define "older" Second, I know a lot of women that cut their hair shorter once they have kids because it is less work. Woking full time, maintaining a home, taking care of the kids (and hubby) takes time....many complain that they are pressed for time - therefore short do. Some short hairdo's are cute as heck too: Posting Celebs that went with short hair doesnt really help the case...but I guess I get your explination, though I'd be pissed if I were her man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Yea, I was always a fan of older women. I'm 28 lol. OOOOO now it makes PERFECT sense that she's the one that you went to Seattle with. Lots of Japanese/halvsies out here in the PacNW. So she's keeping the long hair. She said if she ever cuts it it'll be "shoulder length." I'm sure the girls on the board will think I'm a dick but whatever, I rather tell her "Cut your hair and I'll think it's gross" rather than have her do it and not say anything. Lol I don't think you're a dick, but I'm also used to JVoR saying the exact same thing as you. I think the hair-mustache trade is a fair one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I dont think that way when I see older women with long hair...I appluade them for not going with the short haired look. Yep. Her mother is 100% and she really wanted to move there after school. Lots of Asians in the city...lots and lots of Asians...lol. If only I were single when I lived there...but even so, I F'ing hated the PacNW. Hey me too! HIGH FIVE. I think it depends on length too, if it's that long down to the ass hair it's weird. Like I said, wife is 33 and her hair is shoulder blade length, that's perfect IMO. And someone can pull of shorter haircuts, yes. But it's like some guys that pull-off long hair. The majority of men look better with shorter hair and the majority of women look better with longer hair. Exceptions to the rule exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 So they can bitch about their husbands leaving them for the hot young piece of ass at the office. Seriously, this puzzles me more than the "which came first the chicken or the egg" question... Which came first, the wife with the fat ass and boy hair that stopped smiling 20 years ago OR the husband that trades her in for the 21 year old with a perfect ass, silky hair, constant smile and who smells like Hawaiian Tropic and sex? Technically the fat ass wife was born first so thats the answer. Maybe you want something more philosophical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Lol I don't think you're a dick, but I'm also used to JVoR saying the exact same thing as you. I think the hair-mustache trade is a fair one. It's such a powerful deterrent. I look like I shouldn't be within 100 yards of a school with a mustache. It's terribly creepy. I look like Randy Marsh, the dad from south park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Porn stache's are NEVER cool. NEVER. Hey Vicious89x are you Mexican? A couple of my Mexican friends can't grow facial hair to save their lives...it almost looks like whiskers. They hate it, but I think it's great, I hate shaving with a passion....HATE it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 lol...thats a fair trade. I'd grow my hair long too. Oh there are some that rock it well...but boy are they few are and far between. Haha!!! Too funny and one of the reason's I question if I will ever marry. I'm always going to be an in shape stud and I already age well since nobody believes me when I tell them my age and I'm only 31. Not too many women can make that guarantee. I would have guessed 43 tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Porn stache's are NEVER cool. NEVER. Hey Vicious89x are you Mexican? A couple of my Mexican friends can't grow facial hair to save their lives...it almost looks like whiskers. They hate it, but I think it's great, I hate shaving with a passion....HATE it Nah, I'm Chilean, but I can grow wonderfully thick facial hair. I have the 5 o'clock shadow constantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 It's such a powerful deterrent. I look like I shouldn't be within 100 yards of a school with a mustache. It's terribly creepy. I look like Randy Marsh, the dad from south park. Vic you didn't do too bad for a guy who looks like a child molester when rocking a stache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 older women will long hair tend to look like burned out hippies or witches this woman looks like she can conjure a lighting storm from a magic spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Banner Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Porn stache's are NEVER cool. NEVER. Hey Vicious89x are you Mexican? A couple of my Mexican friends can't grow facial hair to save their lives...it almost looks like whiskers. They hate it, but I think it's great, I hate shaving with a passion....HATE it Never? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Both genders have their share of aging faux pas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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